Student Life

optimised

As requested, I have set up this page to do 2things:
1. Tell ye about every day in my life, the life of a student.
2. Answer any questions any students have in relation to anything (men, women, exams, stress, depression and anything student related.

Agent Smith

You really don't get the Internet do you....

JohnathanM

optimised wrote: »

1. Tell ye about every day in my life, the life of a student.

Get out of bed late, sit in front of the telly and crack one off before getting pissed on cheap lager. Rinse. Repeat.

Fluorescence

Optimised wrote:

Tell ye about every day in my life, the life of a student.

Wow, sounds fascinating.

scoopmine

They have the Internet on computers, now?

hondasam

optimised wrote: »

As requested, I have set up this page to do 2things:
1. Tell ye about every day in my life, the life of a student.
2. Answer any questions any students have in relation to anything (men, women, exams, stress, depression and anything student related.

you have come to the right place, we in AH really care about students.

who requested you to set up this page?

Toyota_Avensis

I've a question for you ''optimised'' (the irony)... If you're a student, thus, presumably educated, why have you know sense of direction with regard to navigation of the internet? You're lost here man, ya mad cu*nt!

Thatnastyboy

optimised wrote: »

As requested, I have set up this page to do 2things:
1. Tell ye about every day in my life, the life of a student.
2. Answer any questions any students have in relation to anything (men, women, exams, stress, depression and anything student related.

you're a student?? stu-dent.. stew-dint.. styaw-dawnt... nope...

never heard of it.

NEXT











im a student.. kinda.. sshh

Praetorian Saighdiuir

optimised wrote: »

As requested, I have set up this page to do 2things:
1. Tell ye about every day in my life, the life of a student.
2. Answer any questions any students have in relation to anything (men, women, exams, stress, depression and anything student related.

Ha brilliant.................

Tell me how hard your experience of life has been since the beginning of your student life. Enlighten and entertain me of boozy tales of loose transvestites and 3 day old curry. Tell me about the time a friend of a friend of a guy you know, drank ciggy buts from a half empty warm orange Bacardi Breezer.

Shryke

Where's the best offer on Dutch Gold at the minute?

optimised

Ok so, I have 1 exam left on Friday, today being Wednesday you'd think I would have studied. That didn't happen. I lost the PTFE bar from my surface piercing in my neck so I decided the smart thing to do was hit depression mood and sit around in a mood all day. Although this was great, watching jeremy kyle all day, I think I feel worse now.
I've heard alot today about the Shifting pages on Facebook? I'm in UL and I'd be kinda offended if I saw a pic of myself up there because I have aunts and siblings on Facebook. But lucky for me I haven't been caught on camera in any compromising photos. The best lesson to learn from it is probably: be more careful what ya do in a public place. It will teach people to have a little bit more respect for themselves.

scoopmine

Where's the best offer on Dutch Gold at the minute?

Carlow...

Mint Sauce

Who requested it?

KeithM89_old

irish-stew wrote: »

Who requested it?

Me.


:pac:

djPSB

prob not the best time to promote the easy life of students

Mint Sauce

KeithM89 wrote: »

Me.


:pac:

Okay then.














































Why?

Fluorescence

KeithM89 wrote: »

Me.


:pac:

Sefirah

optimised wrote: »

Ok so, I have 1 exam left on Friday, today being Wednesday you'd think I would have studied. That didn't happen. I lost the PTFE bar from my surface piercing in my neck so I decided the smart thing to do was hit depression mood and sit around in a mood all day. Although this was great, watching jeremy kyle all day, I think I feel worse now.
I've heard alot today about the Shifting pages on Facebook? I'm in UL and I'd be kinda offended if I saw a pic of myself up there because I have aunts and siblings on Facebook. But lucky for me I haven't been caught on camera in any compromising photos. The best lesson to learn from it is probably: be more careful what ya do in a public place. It will teach people to have a little bit more respect for themselves.

One word: BLOG

KeithM89_old

irish-stew wrote: »

Okay then.

Why?

Boredom.

optimised

djPSB wrote: »

prob not the best time to promote the easy life of students

Student life is anything but easy? Living off a tener a week with no heat? Sounds like the life. And exam time of year

MagicMarker

KeithM89 wrote: »

Me.


:pac:

BANNED

ArtyM

Hey OP would you please ask whatever responsible Adult is currently assigned to you to show you how to find facebook.

KeithM89_old

MagicMarker wrote: »

BANNED

Awww

candy-gal1

life of a student eh?!

7am - wake up with a foggy head from previous night, did i do/sing/dance etc that last night? meh dont remember, crap wheres my asignment


9am - classes, time to be a college student, pen in hand, facing lecturer, even if your mind says "la la la la" etc

11am - pub!


12am - next pub as 1st pub closes at 12



good times, seriously!

JBnaglfar

optimised wrote: »

Student life is anything but easy?

Now now, no need to question yourself.

glennb

Go to the pub with €6 of coins buy a pint sip it for about an hour while you watch someone else drink there pint and when they go to the bathroom run over and grab it and take a sup.

Later that day go to Mcdonalds and buy a burger and ask for loads of salt and ketchup so you can bring them home and then go to the bathroom to nick the toilet roolto bring home.

Go to Dunnes stores to buy the cheap larger in there go back to house get drunk with friends.

Sounds pretty good to me.

Mint Sauce

KeithM89 wrote: »

Boredom.

Well get up off your behind and do something productive, rather than requesting boring threads.

:P:P

StupidLikeAFox

Why are you starting to tell us about your life as a student if you're gonna be finished on Friday?

18AD

ColHol wrote: »

Why are you starting to tell us about your life as a student if you're gonna be finished on Friday?

Because he's been putting off doing this for three years.

RMD

optimised wrote: »

Student life is anything but easy? Living off a tener a week with no heat? Sounds like the life. And exam time of year

Oh how I wish I could see your face when the realization hits of what life after college is like.

kfallon

optimised wrote: »

Student life is anything but easy? Living off a tener a week with no heat? Sounds like the life. And exam time of year

Heat??? It's the warmest part of the year, jaysus students are even thicker than I thought :rolleyes:

questionmark?

Fair play to ya OP you took a break from w@nking, getting pissed and eating tesco value noddles to enlighten us with your bull**** wisdom

optimised

I know what life after college is like because I took a year off.