Read what happened me last night....

Propane Nightmare

Right so I was in busaras toilets last night around 8 or 9 waiting for a bus, taking a dump. Was on my mobile like normal, and there was a guy in the toilet a few down from me on the left, and a guy in the toilet right beside me on the right, seems normal right?

I was on my mobile and just happened to look down to my right, when I noticed the freak had his mobile facing me from under the slit in the bottom of the cubicles...

I was in a bit of shock, and didn't really say anything but coughed loud to see what he would do, what he did was move the camera closer to me and I could hear him breathing heavy...

I hopped up and gave his cubicle a punch and put my bag down to the right to cover him seeing me and wiped :pac:

Anything this weird ever happen you?

Swampy

You were asking for it.

Doyler92

You must have one big lad.

GavRedKing

Ya should have wiped and instead of flushing the paper rubbed it off his hand/phone, problem solved.

Cmar-Ireland

Should have grabbed his phone and flushed it.

Lord Derpington

would of stamped on the phone tbh

Friend of mine told me he was in a cubicle once and there was a "glory hole" inside,(should add he didnt know that when going it and it was stuffed with tissue)
Some fella from the other side proceeded to shove his member through, my friend didn't know what the hell to do.
So he took off his shoe, gave it a few good slaps and gtfo of there!

Laughed my ass off when he told me that story:D

Alter-Ego

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

Right so I was in busaras toilets

Yep, always a bad idea.

jester77

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

Right so I was in busaras toilets last night around 8 or 9 waiting for a bus

I would usually wait outside for the bus

bhur

Looking to put the photo up on these "shift" pages no doubt

NoDice

When you coughed I thought you wanted me to get a close up.. I've watched the video 237 times now. *breathes heavily*

ArtyM

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: and :eek:

Interceptor

You were using the jacks in the biggest public bus station in the country and something weird happened? And you are surprised about it? Are you from the 18th century?

'cptr

policarp

Just checking U Tube. No sign yet...

That would frighten the sh*te out of anyone...

MagicMarker

You took a dump in Busaras?

You're a brave man..... or stupid.

The King of Moo

If you hadn't been seductively pulling down your trousers it wouldn't have happened.

ectoraige

For once, a valid response:






















Did you not blast him with piss?

Kat1170

Busaras..... more like busted arse

Agricola

Flutt's response to this should be interesting!

I would have caulked his phone in the brown stuff and lobbed it back in his hand.

kraggy

Busaras is probably the strangest place in Ireland. Strange atmosphere with strange people.

sbsquarepants

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

taking a dump. Was on my mobile like normal,

What makes you think this is normal?

What could possibly be so important that it couldn't wait till you finished taking a shíte. :mad:

Captain Darling

Pics or....

Nevermind.

Colonel_McCoy

Sh1t on his phone

jimthemental

I would have stamped on the phone and smashed it to bits, hand and all.

PapaQuebec

Change your username to "Methane Nightmare"!!!

Donal Og O Baelach

Agricola wrote: »

Flutt's response to this should be interesting!

I'd say it probably was Flutter, researching for his next post.

Tipsy McSwagger

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

Right so I was in busaras toilets last night around 8 or 9 waiting for a bus, taking a dump. Was on my mobile like normal, and there was a guy in the toilet a few down from me on the left, and a guy in the toilet right beside me on the right, seems normal right?

I was on my mobile and just happened to look down to my right, when I noticed the freak had his mobile facing me from under the slit in the bottom of the cubicles...

I was in a bit of shock, and didn't really say anything but coughed loud to see what he would do, what he did was move the camera closer to me and I could hear him breathing heavy...

I hopped up and gave his cubicle a punch and put my bag down to the right to cover him
seeing me and wiped :pac:

Anything this weird ever happen you?

In the world of sh*t recorders a cough is a come on, and an insistance to zoom in on a chocolate rocket getting launched.

cml387

Maybe he was just trying to get a better signal.

aido179

was he holding it under the stall wall? foot to phone is your only option, then put your deepest northside voice and curse him the fvck out of it.

Propane Nightmare

gavredking wrote: »

Ya should have wiped and instead of flushing the paper rubbed it off his hand/phone, problem solved.

I know, but I was like: http://www.derangedshaman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wtf-face.jpg

In retrospect I should have thrown the used toilet paper under the door, and in boards fashion, blasted him with piss.

But I normally dont use busaras jacks, but when a mans gotta shít, a mans gotta shít.

Show Time

I would have grabbed the phone and reported him to the security as chances are that he has been at this carry on for a while.

Kevin Duffy

Pity it wasn't an AH jacks;

Cubicle 1: Pics of GTFO

Cubicle 3: I want to blast you with piss

Cubicle 2: :eek: or :cool: or :pac: as desired

swordofislam

Propane Nightmare wrote: »

Right so I was in busaras toilets last night around 8 or 9 waiting for a bus, taking a dump. Was on my mobile like normal,

What is normal about having a **** and being on your mobile!:eek:

Xivilai

Forgive me for only being able to get reception in that one spot :mad:
Jesus, some people flatter themselves too much

FlutterinBantam

Busaras shitters! Suck my fookin' stump, homie, what were you doing snipping spine down there:eek:

The flutter would never 'cut rope' in that kip.

Any fcuker who slipped a camera under the cube would be sans lamh ,go h'an taipidh ,mar a deirtear.:eek:

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