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Viagra condoms

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    Your hand would become aroused.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    You'd end up going rather than cumming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Has to be the most useful article from the Daily Mail in years.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The reason why you can't maintain an erection is because your girlfriend is ugly.

    Put down the daily mail. Put down the medication. Get a better looking girlfriend. Problem solved.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    The reason why you can't maintain an erection is because your girlfriend is ugly.

    Put down the daily mail. Put down the medication. Get a better looking girlfriend. Problem solved.

    <snip>
    Ninja.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Apparently when men find the woman they love they stop getting erections for other women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    My first chance to use "yore ma" and it get's snipped...harsh.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    zerks wrote: »
    <snip>
    Ninja.

    €100 for my silence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Sounds like the perfect conglomeration of technologies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Great name: "CSD500" sounds like a Terminator...suppose it is in a way tho!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    I'll take half a dozen of these and your finest hooker please, barkeep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    What happens if you take a viagra pill, and use the viagra condom? :confused:

    On no ... oh god no.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    Jigga wrote: »
    If you can't get an erection surely you would struggle to get the viagra condom on?

    Geez!
    you're right! lol.
    Like if some guy who has problems getting it up ... how is he going to use the condom? like put it on soft and watch it grow? lol.


    But, lets be honest, the biggest users of viagra are people who dont really need it (ie, can get errections without the need) so despite what this is "officially" targeted for. Its for the the general person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Rhamiel


    For some reason my laptop never lets me open a link to a dailymail article or load the dailymail website properly......... goooood laptop


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    Jigga wrote: »
    If you can't get an erection surely you would struggle to get the viagra condom on?

    Its for guys who lose erections from condoms(don't know how that point was lost on you if you read the article). If you read PI/gentlemans club forums you will soon realise this is not an uncommon problem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Console


    Its for guys who lose erections from condoms(don't know how that point was lost on you if you read the article). If you read PI/gentlemans club forums you will soon realise this is not an uncommon problem


    To be honest, with some condoms you can't feel a thing. I mean nothing!
    might as well be throwing into a wall. lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Console wrote: »
    To be honest, with some condoms you can't feel a thing. I mean nothing!
    might as well be throwing into a walll. lol.

    Are you George Michael?-he got arrested for doing things like that.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gloryhole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    zerks wrote: »
    What would happen if you put one on inside out??

    The fanny batter hardens instantly :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    The reason why you can't maintain an erection is because your girlfriend is ugly.

    Put down the daily mail. Put down the medication. Get a better looking girlfriend. Problem solved.

    The trick is to find a balance. A girl hot enough to get it up for but not so hot you blow your load as soon as it's in there, if not before.
    Apparently when men find the woman they love they stop getting erections for other women.

    Then no man has ever been in love!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    kfallon wrote: »
    The fanny batter hardens instantly :pac:

    I lost it bad reading that.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    zerks wrote: »

    What would happen if you put one on inside out??

    Those dolls are wayyyy too expensive to be chancing that...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Your hand would become aroused.

    :D

    do people **** with condoms now?, seems like a bit of a waste :p


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