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Has anyone here ever had sex???

  • 10-05-2011 10:02pm
    #1
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭


    ....On a plane :D


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  • #2
    steddyeddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    Galway K9 wrote: »
    ....On a plane :D

    Yes and at a angle and at a incline!


  • #3
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yes "plane Jane" was her knickname................sack o' spudz I call her.


  • #4
    auditek923
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    my wife gave me a hand job under the blanket on the flight back from our honeymoon


  • #5
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    What goes through the air stewards minds when they find people doing it?

    "I'm sick and tired of this motherfcuking sex on this motherfcuking plane"?


  • #6
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Once took my díck out and the stewardess took a stroke.


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  • #7
    Yahew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭Yahew


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Once took my díck out and the stewardess took a stroke.

    Yes, we've read about that one Neil.

    But she didnt stroke anything. That was you. ( You were a bit out of it,by all accounts.).


  • #8
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Yeah , but an air pocket screwed it all up when she dropped 20 feet below and I followed suit with a big bang ..


  • #9
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,079 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    I would have but the snakes distracted me.


  • #10
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    "Good afternoon this is your capt....uuh mmmhm...eh, captain Shakes-Beer, today we will...awh bend over Bridey get it int......we, will be experiencing slight turbulence..."


  • #11
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    "Good afternoon this is your capt....uuh mmmhm...eh, captain Shakes-Beer, today we will...awh bend over Bridey get it int......we, will be experiencing slight turbulence..."

    "After some hydraulic coercion, the landing gear is most definitely up"


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  • #12
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    Yes I have often cum through turbulence.


  • #13
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Yes but the carpenter wasn't best pleased!


  • #14
    The Left Hand Of God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 413 ✭✭The Left Hand Of God


    Post thank post. Dudess would be proud


  • #15
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Many times. Everytime I book with Ryanair it feels like I'm getting screwed.


  • #16
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    auditek923 wrote: »
    my wife gave me a hand job under the blanket on the flight back from our honeymoon

    Did you finger her?


  • #17
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    auditek923 wrote: »
    my wife gave me a hand job under the blanket on the flight back from our honeymoon
    More importantly ,did she have her seat belt fastened on desent ?


  • #18
    bhur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 105 ✭✭bhur


    Took a few too many neurofen, oh the hilarity that ensued


  • #19
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Yeah. Not with anyone else though.


  • #20
    mayotom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 742 ✭✭✭mayotom


    Yes


  • #21
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    bhur wrote: »
    Took a few too many neurofen, oh the hilarity that ensued

    http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/jiggamanigga/no_****.gif


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  • #22
    Show Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    More room on a bed and less hassle.


  • #23
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    dylano_k wrote: »
    Once took my díck out and the stewardess took a stroke.

    Has she recovered yet? Strokes are very serious


  • #24
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    auditek923 wrote: »
    my wife gave me a hand job under the blanket on the flight back from our honeymoon

    Thats my fantasy :D

    Does wearing an air hostess outfit count?

    I didn't think so :(


  • #25
    xflyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭xflyer


    No, and I'm a damm pilot, spent 70 hours in the last month in the air. Something seriously wrong there, methinks.


  • #26
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    xflyer wrote: »
    No, and I'm a damm pilot, spent 70 hours in the last month in the air. Something seriously wrong there, methinks.

    Also a fantasy of mine.......


  • #27
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    xflyer wrote: »
    No, and I'm a damm pilot, spent 70 hours in the last month in the air. Something seriously wrong there, methinks.

    Handy job being a pilot. I'd do 70 hours work in about a week and a half.


  • #28
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    xflyer wrote: »
    No, and I'm a damm pilot, spent 70 hours in the last month in the air. Something seriously wrong there, methinks.

    Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned, but would you mind focusing on the flying bit instead of getting your end away?


  • #29
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Maybe I'm a bit old fashioned, but would you mind focusing on the flying bit instead of getting your end away?

    Yid know you were a catholic.


  • #30
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    on a plane? no.
    in a plane? ya.


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  • #31
    SantryRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Many times. Everytime I book with Ryanair it feels like I'm getting screwed.

    Yeah, with all their cheap flights they screw us with!


  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    2 stroke wrote: »
    on a plane? no.
    in a plane? ya.

    It couldn't have lasted very long with a username like yours.:P


  • #33
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It couldn't have lasted very long with a username like yours.:P

    We were actually travelling west to east, ie. back in time, so I'm not even sure if I came.


  • #34
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    SantryRed wrote: »
    Yeah, with all their cheap flights they screw us with!

    Us? Im just talking about personal experience. Lost luggage etc.


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