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  • 10-05-2011 6:22pm
    #1
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭


    Why on earth do people like me keep trying to get in the pants of 22 year old american girls


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  • #2
    NotExactly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭NotExactly


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Why on earth do people like me keep trying to get in the pants of 22 year old american girls

    Fallin' off ya?:confused:


  • #3
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    coz it's deadly. . .and it usually works ;)

    templebar?


  • #4
    Juwwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,262 ✭✭✭Juwwi


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Why on earth do people like me keep trying to get in the pants of 22 year old american girls


    Is she your babysitter ?


  • #5
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    NotExactly wrote: »
    Fallin' off ya?:confused:

    What?


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    robbie1977 wrote: »
    Is she your babysitter ?

    No. I should probably be babysitting her


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    22 year old American girls never went out of fashion ,generations of Irishmen will testify to this .


  • #8
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Latchy wrote: »
    22 year old American girls never went out of fashion ,generations of Irishmen will testify to this .

    I'm old though


  • #9
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Why on earth do people like me keep trying to get in the pants of 22 year old american girls


    Perversion probably


  • #10
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    How old?


  • #11
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Why is there 22 of them? Paedo....


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  • #12
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I'd say because some other eejits succeeded in getting in to the trousers of other 22 year old American girls.

    Still, let people make their own mistakes. Just as long as it doesn't harm them long term. <nervous tick>


  • #13
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Why on earth do people like me keep trying to get in the pants of 22 year old american girls

    You're one of lifes optimists.





    Or you were pissed.


  • #14
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    You need to wave your knob at them from across the bar.


  • #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    chin_grin wrote: »
    I'd say because some other eejits succeeded in getting in to the trousers of other 22 year old American girls.

    Still, let people make their own mistakes. Just as long as it doesn't harm them long term. <nervous tick>

    YOu'd think at my age i'd have learned from past experience. She probably has thankfully


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'm old though
    Older guys have always looked at younger, twenty something women .....

    wait.... how old ? :pac:


  • #17
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Guill wrote: »
    Perversion probably

    That goes without saying


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Latchy wrote: »
    Older guys have always looked at younger, twenty something women .....

    wait.... how old ? :pac:

    34


  • #19
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'm old though

    Exactly, no time to be feeling sorry for yourself. Get back on that pony and remember, there are plenty of 22year old American girls out there for all of us.


  • #20
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    orourkeda wrote: »
    34
    Thats not old lol


  • #21
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    orourkeda wrote: »
    34
    You're still on the pigs back :cool:

    /urges orourkeda onward


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  • #22
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Thats not old lol

    12 years though.


  • #23
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Latchy wrote: »
    You're still on the pigs back :cool:

    /urges orourkeda onward

    Thanks. I think I'll try again tomorrow now. Hopefully the knickers will get an extra hard tug in a downward direction


  • #24
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    orourkeda wrote: »
    12 years though.

    You said it. Good luck. You are ancient to them.... unless you are minted.


  • #25
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    orourkeda wrote: »
    12 years though.

    Look at Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson, she's 26 and he's 50.


  • #26
    ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    It does break the "half your age plus 7" rule.





    Nahhhh, that's not a rule


  • #27
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Thanks. I think I'll try again tomorrow now. Hopefully the knickers will get an extra hard tug in a downward direction
    I like this positive thinking ....reminds me of moi ;)


  • #28
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Look at Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson, she's 26 and he's 50.

    I'm not sean penn though


  • #29
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Both are legal age,your free to go....


  • #30
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'm not sean penn though

    Yeah you're right. Will you PM me her details, cheers.


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  • #31
    evillive
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭evillive


    OP sorry to break it to ya, but you've fallen for the oldest trick in the book,

    the trick is that the 22 year old american girl is trying to get in your pants but subconsciously makes you think that you are the chaser in the act - be careful out there


  • #32
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Yeah you're right. Will you PM me her details, cheers.

    sean penn is that you?


  • #33
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    evillive wrote: »
    OP sorry to break it to ya, but you've fallen for the oldest trick in the book,

    the trick is that the 22 year old american girl is trying to get in your pants but subconsciously makes you think that you are the chaser in the act - be careful out there

    Why didnt she put out then?


  • #34
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    ...last pair of nikers I removed from a 22 year old girl of Uncle Sam's were made of callico, it was 1902 and wimmins were lookin' for the vote, spending a penny we called it, not to be confused with buying penny blacks, which we did on a Saturday evening to post out letters home from France. French letters they were, not to be confused with..............


  • #35
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    ...last pair of nikers I removed from a 22 year old girl of Uncle Sam's were made of callico, it was 1902 and wimmins were lookin' for the vote, spending a penny we called it, not to be confused with buying penny blacks, which we did on a Saturday evening to post out letters home from France. French letters they were, not to be confused with..............

    You just did it


  • #36
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Why on earth do people like me keep trying to get in the pants of 22 year old american girls

    You clearly haven't got the figure for them, so why keep trying?


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  • #37
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    You clearly haven't got the figure for them, so why keep trying?

    God loves a trier. Besides we all get lucky the odd time


  • #38
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    orourkeda wrote: »
    You just did it

    There's your problem, you're mixing your consonants...


  • #39
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    There's your problem, you're mixing your consonants...

    which consonant pray tell


  • #40
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    /blog submission


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