Them fancy phone users!!!

Snowie

So here I am sitting on the toilet reading boards on my phone
Just wondering with the greatness o modern tec... Do you find your toilet
Time has nearly doubled because of the smart phone generation?

Or if your a really fancy pants he use of an I pad or other such devices?
So back to my question has your toilet time increased....

dr.bollocko

Could be ass cancer.

PK2008

*Paging Flutt*

phasers

have you ever absent mindedly wiped your arse with your phone?

that's my main concern about the whole phone in the bathroom thing

rainbowdrop

I never take my phone into the toilet. Christ, if people can't manage without their phone for a short time there must be something wrong with them.

Or maybe it's just the modern version of reading a newspaper whilst on the bowl? I never did that either!!

chin_grin

phasers wrote: »

have you ever absent mindedly wiped your arse with your phone?

that's my main concern about the whole phone in the bathroom thing

There's an app for that.

Shampoo bottle usually passes the time for me................READING it........Jesus, what did you think I meant!?

pounder770

no....but in fairness,there are a few so-called smart phones out there that are only good to wipe your arse with...;)

obliviousgrudge

Yes, actually

Just the same as reading the paper but no one can hear the noise of the page turning. Lol

Phone + internet access = Facebook status updates on the loo.

Snowie

rainbowdrop wrote: »

I never take my phone into the toilet. Christ, if people can't manage without their phone for a short time there must be something wrong with them.

Or maybe it's just the modern version of reading a newspaper whilst on the bowl? I never did that either!!

well what else do you do when you pushing your guts out sit there with a happy smile :pac:?

Deleted User wrote: »

Phone + internet access = Facebook status updates on the loo.

nah i went new school with a ****e thread on boards... pushing the boundies ?

phasers wrote: »

have you ever absent mindedly wiped your arse with your phone?

that's my main concern about the whole phone in the bathroom thing

yeah im going to use my mistake my phone for andrex feather soft :rolleyes:

emmetmcl wrote: »

Yes, actually

Just the same as reading the paper but no one can hear the noise of the page turning. Lol

or if you wanna raise some eye brows play porn

chin_grin

Deleted User wrote: »

Phone + internet access = Facebook status updates on the loo.

Twitter on the sh*tter?

Glenster

rainbowdrop wrote: »

I never take my phone into the toilet. Christ, if people can't manage without their phone for a short time there must be something wrong with them.

Or maybe it's just the modern version of reading a newspaper whilst on the bowl? I never did that either!!

What if you get a phone call?

Where do you leave your phone?

Do you hurry to finish if you hear it ringing?

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to in order to make a point.....

Rabies

Still prefer the paper

But I do often take the phone out and read some news.

Captain Chaos

The iPhone, changes the way iSh!t.

challengemaster

Angry birds?

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Or maybe it's just the modern version of reading a newspaper whilst on the bowl? I never did that either!!

Thats why the kindle was invented :pac:

rainbowdrop

Glenster wrote: »

What if you get a phone call?

Where do you leave your phone?

Do you hurry to finish if you hear it ringing?

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to in order to make a point.....

AH answer: Panic and piss/poo all over the floor/myself.

Real answer: Ignore the phone and ring them back when I'm done, no call is important enough to interrupt my bowel movements.

challengemaster

Glenster wrote: »

What if you get a phone call?

Where do you leave your phone?

Do you hurry to finish if you hear it ringing?

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to in order to make a point.....

What's wrong with answering it? :pac:

Alter-Ego

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2396/

Caco

2 birds, one stone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph79vPIiWbM

stovelid

It's dispensable for riveting Facebook updates such as:

ON THE JACKS. SEMI-SOLID TEXTURE. NECROTIC SMELL. KEBAB POSSIBLY RESPONSIBLE.

Duggy747

I have no time to be playing with other trivial things when there's a main task at hand.

Get in, squeeze out a meaty brown loaf, wipe, flush, get out of there before you pass out from the rancid, paint-peeling smell or else the firemen will have to bust down your door after neighbours complain of an "ungodly" smell reeking from your house and find your severly decomposed body on the ground with your jocks down on your ankles and your arse pointing up into the sky because of the awkward way you fell on the ground when you fainted from the horrific smell of your contaminated brown human snake.

This would all happen in the same day, too!

FatherLen

if i forget my phone i will go back and get it before the "business". i love playing paper on toss on the throne.

_feedback_

phasers wrote: »

have you ever absent mindedly wiped your arse with your phone?

that's my main concern about the whole phone in the bathroom thing

Last week instead of throwing the used toilet paper in the toilet, I threw in the complete roll! Silly me.

Mint Sauce

I can honestly say, I have never veiwed the internet from my phone or my laptop whislt on the throne. Have read many a book, a magazine, and toiletry bottle, but thats it.

Antomus Prime

Thats what the ipoo app is for, its a social network application that youre only supposed to log in when youre on the throne, and interact with othere people while doing the business. Its weird but you get a laugh out of it somethimes!!!

Beats the hell out of reading the back of the shampoo bottle!!!!!

stovelid

elviscostello wrote: »

Last week instead of throwing the used toilet paper in the toilet, I threw in the complete roll! Silly me.

I know somebody who dropped their phone down the jacks.

Amateur.

Antomus Prime

stovelid wrote: »

I know somebody who dropped their phone down the jacks.

Amateur.

I done that with my old 3gs, and i wasnt even going to the toilet, which worked out in my favour i guess, somewhat clean water in the bowl!! lol

Wossack

Angry Birds causes hemorrhoids

dvpower

Deleted User wrote: »

Phone + internet access = Facebook status updates on the loo.

boneyarsebogman is: sitting his boney arse on the bog

phill106

phasers wrote: »

have you ever absent mindedly wiped your arse with your phone?

that's my main concern about the whole phone in the bathroom thing

Quick tip, dont wipe your arse with your phone, reception will turn to sh1t...

qz

My legs go numb from where my elbows are leaning on them while I'm playing Angry Birds on the john

Promac

sh1tting + Surfing = Shirfing. I dedicate a good hour of every working day to getting in a good shirf.

staker

I'll refrain from comment until the Flutt has imparted his esteemed words of wisdom on the topic.
Until then a solid sound opinion cannot and shouldn't be formulated tbh.