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I hope its stuck in your head now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlxs-9DrZEU

Storminateacup

Hes most definately not my type, but i would WRECK him.

Him and Brefney from the Apprentice. I love him.

Fago!

There's an ad for meteor in this thread. Is a meteor gonna hit us? I hope not. Silence of the Lambs is on tonight and I don't wanna miss it.

Storminateacup

"The level of regression and pent up angst here would make the battle of Normandy look like a game of paintball."

Fago!

I call the big one bitey!

Storminateacup

Im sweating so much Im like Christy Moore.

Fago!

I'm not sweating that much. I sweated out all my fliuds and now I'm dehydrated. I feel like a cloud. 'cept a straight one.

Storminateacup

are you goin out to spread the fago lovin over a greater area tonite

Storminateacup

its weird. You always know the guys who have girlfriends, just by the advice they give.

Conversation:

Me: Maxi dress or a cream chiffon dress?
Him: Hmm. Lets see the colours in maxi dress.
*shows*
Him: Deffo maxi dress.
Me: Sure?
Him: Lets see the cream one
*shows*
Him: Hmm - well if youre wearing tan, go with the cream. If youre not, go with the maxi dress.

Conversation with my single best friend. Im guessing hes clearly single because hes DREADFUL at giving advice.

Me: Which one??
Him: Who cares?
Me: Which do you think would look better?
Him: ehh...

Sunnyisland

The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author Unknown

Storminateacup

Yo --
I can't sleep. I am so exausted and wrecked from mock exams - practical. Thesis, casestudies, epilation, cse hours and specialized subjects. Iron levels that are unreal low. Underactive thyroid. And insulin dependant diabetes. 34 weeks pregnant and just stressssed to the eyeballs. You'd think I'd be sleeping and relaxing and chilled the hell out.

No -- I'm watching one born every minute. It's every pregnant womans equivlent of heroin. I'm so frightened and traumatized, I can't sleep and can't relax about the baby being born. But I can't stop watching it. It's like I'm feeding off th terror.

I need to stop watching it. For real. Because I'm not able to sleep at night bcause I'm worrying so much.

Have u guys ever even seen it? Ugh.

Sarky

You should watch The Boondocks instead. It's totally gangsta. And it's not racist because they're ALL black.

Storminateacup

Are thos niggas down wit tha hood?? Channel??

Lust4Life

Hoarders always entertains me!
If you own more than 2 of anything, it is considered to be a collection.... unless it's crap. Then you're a HOARDER!!!

Lust4Life

OMG! Was I channeling Matt there? Heh!

Storminateacup

About about shoes lusty?

Lust4Life

We Women know that there is no such thing as hoarding shoes!
Although if you haven't worn them in a year, it is time to purge them.

Storminateacup

I AM SO FRIGGIN PIS5ED I AM NOT A MAN.


I dyed my hair purple , like forever ago. So - naturally, I need to colourball it twice a week to keep it purple and vibrant and prevent the peroxide from making my hair orange.

The colourball is essentially a purple dye. Temporary. But still. Do you think I could find my gloves? NO.
I've dyed my hands purple. You'd think that was bad enough.. but no.

Read on.

I then tinted my eyebrows. Blue/black and black tint. Mixed. To make a VERY dark black colour. Applied the tint and cleaned out the dapping dish, which was full of excess tint, and it got all over my hands. 3 drops of peroxide and a black dye. Stained my nails. Stained my purple hands. I just want to ****ing DIE.