Ladies: Experiences with male teases?

The King of Moo

We've all heard the stories of us men complaining about girls p***kteasing in nightclubs blah blah.
But I'm curious to know if any of the ladies of AH have had any experiences of guys blatantly leading them on (beyond just being flirty) or is this just a one-way thing?

Predalien

Clit-teases?

TaraFoxglove

OP, a female being a "pricktease" is often the man's imagination.

The King of Moo

Predalien wrote: »

Clit-teases?

Yes, let's go with this, I was trying to think of a good term. Now, what would the equivalent of being blue-balled be?

Hail 2 Da Thief

TaraFoxglove wrote: »

OP, a female being a "pricktease" is often the man's imagination.

Of course it is, sure ye're all little angels.:rolleyes::)

orourkeda

geeteasers

The King of Moo

TaraFoxglove wrote: »

OP, a female being a "pricktease" is often the man's imagination.

Absolutely true, often it's just guys pissed off cos girls don't fancy them or reading too much into a girl not actively despising him. Though it does happen sometimes though.

Predalien

The King of Moo wrote: »

Yes, let's go with this, I was trying to think of a good term. Now, what would the equivalent of being blue-balled be?

Blue-beaned

davoxx

The King of Moo wrote: »

Yes, let's go with this, I was trying to think of a good term. Now, what would the equivalent of being blue-balled be?

blue boobed? vaginal vasocongestion

TaraFoxglove

The King of Moo wrote: »

Absolutely true, often it's just guys pissed off cos girls don't fancy them or reading too much into a girl not actively despising him. Though it does happen sometimes though.

Yeah, though I have known a handful of women who are defo prickteases so it's not completely in ye're imagination, in fairness.

The King of Moo

TaraFoxglove wrote: »

Yeah, though I have known a handful of women who are defo prickteases so it's not completely in ye're imagination, in fairness.

I can even understand a little why some girls do it. There's still a general expectation for they guy to pursue the girl (not always of course) so if a girl's got loads of guys fawning over her, it might be fun for her to mess around with them a bit. Especially if they're locked. Which they usually are, this being Ireland and such.
At least that's what my meagre understanding of feminine psychology tells me.

Sykk

I went to give my girlfriend a nice new cutlery set for her kitchen, only to snatch it back at the last minute.

I'd assume that's a ladies equivalent?

The King of Moo

Sykk wrote: »

I went to give my girlfriend a nice new cutlery set for her kitchen, only to snatch it back at the last minute.

I'd assume that's a ladies equivalent?

Only if you promised her you'd treat her by allowing her to cook all the meals you'd use the cutlery for as well.

phill106

The King of Moo wrote: »

Yes, let's go with this, I was trying to think of a good term. Now, what would the equivalent of being blue-balled be?

Blue-waffled?

PrincessLola

phill106 wrote: »

Blue-waffled?

Lol! I dare someone to google blue waffle without safe search, go on I dare ya!

Back on topic, yeah once actually! Italian guy bought me a drink and then f*cked off with no explanation.. I wasn't that bothered tbh, I had my free drink!;)

The King of Moo

PrincessLola wrote: »

Lol! I dare someone to google blue waffle without safe search, go on I dare ya!

Back on topic, yeah once actually! Italian guy bought me a drink and then f*cked off with no explanation.. I wasn't that bothered tbh, I had my free drink!;)

At least that's one possible advantage to being led on by a guy, maybe they should make a law applying to teases of both genders that after a certain amount of genitalia-teasing they have to buy you a drink. Won't go home completely empty-handed at least.

thirtythirty

PrincessLola wrote: »

Back on topic, yeah once actually! Italian guy bought me a drink and then f*cked off with no explanation.. I wasn't that bothered tbh, I had my free drink!;)

Obviously just wanted to see how much teeth you used.

You failed.

Well not me personally, but I've seen lots of cases of "he acts like he likes me, he spends time with me, but he keeps getting with other girls". Not so much the equivalent of p***kteasing, more sort of emotional teasing.

Like the suggestion that guys blame girls for no reason, the girls I've seen in this situation admittedly don't handle the situation great, but I'd say the guys would technically be a tease.

stupidusername

Yep definitely happens,though not terribly often.i would never intentionally do it to someone.

Ray Palmer

TaraFoxglove wrote: »

OP, a female being a "pricktease" is often the man's imagination.

I can testify that woman often lead guys on for a "laugh" or a free drink in most night clubs. I worked in a few and used to see it all the time. What makes it funny is both parties are usually drunk and think they are being subtle and flirty and they are not.

TaraFoxglove

Ray Palmer wrote: »

I can testify that woman often lead guys on for a "laugh" or a free drink in most night clubs. I worked in a few and used to see it all the time. What makes it funny is both parties are usually drunk and think they are being subtle and flirty and they are not.

I was first called a pricktease at the age of 13 for not giving someone "the shift" at a teenage disco. It doesn't just happen in the scenario you described above. Sometimes it really is unwarranted and comes across as bitterness.

FlutterinBantam

The King of Moo wrote: »

We've all heard the stories of us men complaining about girls p***kteasing in nightclubs blah blah.
But I'm curious to know if any of the ladies of AH have had any experiences of guys blatantly leading them on (beyond just being flirty) or is this just a one-way thing?

Not at all one way horse.Swings both ways.

No lady I ever hit on could resist a good ripe purple-headed knotty bellend,after she brewed up a good flow of fanny batter and got the flap area nicely heated up and throbbing.

That's how it works.

Nature pal, nothing else.

That won't be denied ,I'm totally sure.

Ray Palmer

TaraFoxglove wrote: »

I was first called a pricktease at the age of 13 for not giving someone "the shift" at a teenage disco. It doesn't just happen in the scenario you described above. Sometimes it really is unwarranted and comes across as bitterness.

So amazingly it is not always true!?! Wow! totally shocked that people insult people when it is not true.. On the other hand it is quite common and not unusual.

Kevin Duffy

The King of Moo wrote: »

maybe they should make a law applying to teases of both genders that after a certain amount of genitalia-teasing they have to buy you a drink. Won't go home completely empty-handed at least.

When I get home from a night of being teased, I can assure you I will not be empty-handed.

leggo

I've been accused of being a tease to girls before. Maybe I've been unwittingly guilty of it sometimes but it's always very jarring to be accused of it. It makes me understand how women feel when they're told the same by lads.

For example, these women feel that by even engaging in their conversation you're automatically OBLIGED to fancy them. That simply talking to them now means that anything less than loving them dearly for life makes you a minge-teasing bastid.

Being friendly to someone does not equal leading them on. I am capable of having an innocent flirt with someone with no feelings involved (because it's fun for both parties and passes the time). Most people, of both sexes, are too. Just because I give them the respect of assuming that they can doesn't mean I should be considered a prick later and be treated rudely any time I see them.

Plus, I find that women who WILL chase are probably as persistent as men are in the opposite role. They will hound you. Like your every status. Try and Facebook chat you every time you're online (to the point where you can't go online to talk to people you want to for fear of being hounded). Text you asking inane questions like "What's up?" every day. Text you BACK when you don't reply asking if you got their last message. If they see you with another girl, they will be bitchy to her and clamour for your attention like toddlers...until the girl you DO like goes away. And then if you turn them down, you're a prick at the end of it. Then you'll see them bitching about how all men are dicks online. When all you ever tried to do was be nice to them and NOT reject and possibly humiliate them unless they made it your only option.

So what do you do, then, with that in mind? Be an arsehole to all women you don't want to **** in case they get the wrong idea? Or continue to be a decent bloke and wait to have your entire life invaded by the next woman who is dead set on making you hers?

Kinda shows you there's two sides to every story when women play the 'for every bitch there's a man who made her that way' card.

AnnyHallsal

Only example I can think of is a fella flirting up a storm only to pull the girlfriend card.

Or asking one to go for a drink and then never texting again

Alter-Ego

I'm guilty of it sometimes but it's just part of flirting and the dating game. People, especially women want what they can't have.

If you get a good looking girl, who's used to getting a lot of attention from men, slightly interested in you and then give her the impression that you're not interested in her, she will want you more and more.

slavetothegrind

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Not at all one way horse.Swings both ways.

No lady I ever hit on could resist a good ripe purple-headed knotty bellend,after she brewed up a good flow of fanny batter and got the flap area nicely heated up and throbbing.

That's how it works.

Nature pal, nothing else.

That won't be denied ,I'm totally sure.

could you write us a short story ala mills n boon cause i think you have exceptional talent in the descriptive narrative:D

Standman

Minge-teasin' bastards!

FlutterinBantam

slavetothegrind wrote: »

could you write us a short story ala mills n boon cause i think you have exceptional talent in the descriptive narrative:D

No probs horse.

Korstene dried the dishes whilst glancing at Eric, she savoured the pouting lips and the rich bulge in his tight white pants ,which caged a weapon she hoped to deploy.

she felt a gentle melt down her thighs and hoped that the flush to her cheeks wasn't apparent and that her arousal would subside .

Eric was aware of her presence and felt an unfurling of an eager member which gained rigidity and sheen as he glanced at Korstene .


As if choreographed, their eyes met and he moved toward her , her jutting breasts touched him and she tingled with passion as she felt his eagerness engage her passion.

'Slip off your skids Korst' he mumbled thickly,'And I'll bunt a thickie up your greasy bunghole'

They slid to the ground and engaged in a meaty congress which left both breathless.

Afterwards they discussed the issue on Boards.ie and were immediately banned.

slavetothegrind

much obliged, much needed laugh that!:D

you shoud find pighead and collaborate on literature for the feinthearted