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A good test if a woman fancies you.

  • 06-05-2011 11:27am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    If it's tame in a social environment she doesn't fancy you more than likely, if she goes all out and smacks your hand then she probably fancies you. That's my experience anyway and I think it's fairly reliable for most people.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I find the harder she lets you spank her bare arse the more she fancies you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Surely there are better ways of determining!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    My penis wants to high five your vagina.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    If it's tame in a social environment she doesn't fancy you more than likely, if she goes all out and smacks your hand then she probably fancies you. That's my experience anyway and I think it's fairly reliable for most people.

    Tomorrow will be high fives all round so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    I thought it was when she gets an erection.

    Pretty sure that's what we learned in sex ed, it's been a while.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    My penis wants to high five your vagina.

    the most reliable test of all


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭Wossack


    The harder she high fives roides you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    FYP


  • Posts: 1,427 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What does it mean when they smack you really hard across the face?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    My sister fancies me? Bluuuuuurgh :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    what if her hands are busy? how will you know then?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭double GG


    Not a very good test to be totally honest.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Ev84 wrote: »
    My sister fancies me? Bluuuuuurgh :pac:

    Incest is best


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Ev84 wrote: »
    My sister fancies me? Bluuuuuurgh :pac:

    Giggidy


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Also a good way to keep tabs on who your girlfriend fancies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭lamai


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    If it's tame in a social environment she doesn't fancy you more than likely, if she goes all out and smacks your hand then she probably fancies you. That's my experience anyway and I think it's fairly reliable for most people.

    What if she initiates the high five?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    what if her hands are busy? how will you know then?

    Headbutt..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    If it's tame in a social environment she doesn't fancy you more than likely, if she goes all out and smacks your hand then she probably fancies you. That's my experience anyway and I think it's fairly reliable for most people.

    A better indicator that a woman fancies is when she's talking to you, she touches her hair.
    If it's her pubic hair, you're definitely in.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    lamai wrote: »
    What if she initiates the high five?

    I don't know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭endabob1


    what if her hands are busy? how will you know then?

    Or if she's older than 16 :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    A good test if a woman fancies you is to see how much her eyes light up when you open your wallet :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    A good test if a woman fancies you is to see how much her eyes light up when you open your wallet :pac:

    How wide her fanny gets on the opening of said wallet is another good measure


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭macman2010


    my mates high 5 me pritty hard, do i need to get new mates:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    Spunge wrote: »
    I thought it was when she gets an erection.

    Pretty sure that's what we learned in sex ed, it's been a while.

    Genuinely laughed at that :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Hi-five ?

    Should the thread title not be changed to ".....if a teenage girl fancies you...." ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    mikom wrote: »
    If it's her pubic hair, you're definitely in.

    ....only after she gets her hand out of the way...... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭brendanL


    this sounds crazy enough for me to test...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    PandyAndy wrote: »
    Genuinely laughed at that :D

    If only there were some efficient way of communicating that information. An acronym, perhaps.

    If you want to know if a girl fancies you, start up a conversation with some other girl that neither of you know in a pub/club situation. If the first girl tries to worm her way into the conversation, it's likely she'll let you worm your way into her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I thought it's if she gets moist and has a wide-on? :confused:


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,248 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    If it's tame in a social environment she doesn't fancy you more than likely, if she goes all out and smacks your hand then she probably fancies you. That's my experience anyway and I think it's fairly reliable for most people.

    Todd?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Surely there are better ways of determining!

    If you have sex with her suddenly un-announced and she doesn't press rape charges... you've successfully seduced her and confirmed she fancies you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    High fiving is pretty ghey TBH.

    I prefer a good friendly left hook to the jaw, lets girls know I fancy them if I hit them really hard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 395 ✭✭superelliptic


    what if her hands are busy? how will you know then?

    Get her to let go of it, and then hi-five her :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    If she doesn't scream when you take the sock out of her mouth, you're in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭fee fi fo fum


    What does it mean when they smack you really hard across the face?

    Having carried out this act of violence , it means you're on the radar mate!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Blast her with a certain liquid ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Donnielighto


    Having carried out this act of violence , it means you're on the radar mate!

    In a good way? Then half of galway (female half) must ****in love me at this stage :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,061 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you

    No, it's all about her dropping the hand.
    all things equal.

    Wtf does that mean? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    The harder she high fives you the more she fancies you all things equal.

    If it's tame in a social environment she doesn't fancy you more than likely, if she goes all out and smacks your hand then she probably fancies you. That's my experience anyway and I think it's fairly reliable for most people.

    *sigh
    This sounds like something out of the male equivalent of Cosmo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84 ✭✭Mike Strutter


    Just say to her:

    I'd love you to sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

    Works every time !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭maglite




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Just say to her:

    I'd love you to sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

    Works every time !

    I'm actually going to try that line later


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