A Couple For Wednesday

MonkieSocks

A little boy walked in on his parents having sex.

He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says

"Mommy, what are you doing?"

She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out."

The boy replied,

"Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"

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This fireman comes home from work and tells his wife about the bell system they have at the station and proceeds to explain;

Bell one we slide down the poll.

Bell two we get dressed for the fire.

Bell three we get on the truck and go.

Lets try a system like that when I come home and say bell one you strip
and when I say bell two we go to the bedroom
and when I say bell three we can be wild the rest of the night.

His wife agrees to try.

So the next night the husband comes home and yells bell one the wife strips

Then he yells bell two and they go back to the bedroom.

He then yells bell three and they start having sex.

Well a few minutes pass and the wife yells bell four.

The husband asks what’s bell four and the wife says,

“not enough hose to reach the fire.”