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Emigration to Africa

  • 03-05-2011 8:22pm
    #1
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭


    Sure why the feck not? I'm sure there is some war torn nation who'se government is looking to hire a few ethnic cleansers or at least a grave digger to clean up after the famine they just created

    I always liked the idea of tearing around the desert in an open top 4x4 with a machine gun mounted on it. but perhaps not so much if there was a real chance I'd have to use the machine gun to defend myself


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  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I'd go to Botswana, Madagascar, Morocco or Lesotho.

    You like guns and no government? Go to Somalia, or Belgium...


  • #3
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    The ivory coast sounds like quite a tourist hotspot


  • #4
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    You could move to Nigeria and work in IT.


  • #5
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    landsleaving wrote: »
    You could move to Nigeria and work in IT.


    "Hallow, I try to skam dis mugu and he no reply. Kann u chek de immail server?"


  • #6
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    You could become a henchman.

    Dictators need them. I'm not sure what they do. Henching? You could learn how to hench.


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  • #7
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    You could become a henchman.

    Dictators need them. I'm not sure what they do. Henching? You could learn how to hench.

    They're there for feckers like James Bond to kill


  • #8
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Sure why the feck not? I'm sure there is some war torn nation who'se government is looking to hire a few ethnic cleansers or at least a grave digger to clean up after the famine they just created

    I always liked the idea of tearing around the desert in an open top 4x4 with a machine gun mounted on it. but perhaps not so much if there was a real chance I'd have to use the machine gun to defend myself

    Desert eh! Don't forget your life jacket.


  • #9
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    Don't forget the career opportunities of becoming a Hired Goon.


  • #10
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    Daegerty wrote: »
    They're there for feckers like James Bond to kill

    Isnt that the Goons? The guys with no aim. Basically Henchmen that cant shoot straight.


  • #11
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Just move to Limerick instead.


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  • #12
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    Basically Henchmen that cant shoot straight.

    Thats also known as the stormtrooper effect


  • #13
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    PeterIanStaker wrote: »
    Just move to Limerick instead.

    Feck it I at least expect some decent weather for my troubles


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