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I'll have a pint of Red Diesel

mstan · 2011-05-03 15:29:04

I was in PJ's Bar in town the other day, I stood at the bar but left before even ordering a drink ... and this was the conversation between three South Roscommon lads that made me leave and want to drive through the bar with me Massy Ferguson 390T.. (2 guys at the bar, and the third just walks in to meet them) One of the…

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I was in PJ's Bar in town the other day, I stood at the bar but left before even ordering a drink ... and this was the conversation between three South Roscommon lads that made me leave and want to drive through the bar with me Massy Ferguson 390T..

(2 guys at the bar, and the third just walks in to meet them)

One of the guys at the bar: "Ah, Finbar - what are we having?"

Finbar (apparently): "How are the men, I'll have a Shnake Bite"

His mate at the bar looks down his nose at him and with a raised eyebrow says "F**kin hell Finbar, its called red Diesel now"

Raises his stick at the barman: "Three Red Diesel please" ... and f**kin PJ knew what he was talkin about!

I'm still cringing!

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#2 03-05-2011 3:30pm

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what town?

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#3 03-05-2011 3:31pm

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mstan wrote: »

I'm still cringing!

You and me both...

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#4 03-05-2011 3:33pm

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I see what you did there Johnathan.

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#5 03-05-2011 3:33pm

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How long did it take you to come up with that? All day?

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#6 03-05-2011 3:33pm

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Hey OP I see what you did therrrrrrrrrrrr:cool:

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#7 03-05-2011 3:34pm

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oh jebus :rolleyes:

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#8 03-05-2011 3:35pm

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I'd cringe too... how can anyone drink that piss

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#9 03-05-2011 3:35pm

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I'd cringe too... how can anyone drink that piss.

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#10 03-05-2011 3:36pm

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lost wat did he do?

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#11 03-05-2011 3:37pm

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This took WAY too long to happen

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#12 03-05-2011 3:37pm

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Ah I see what you did there too

Ah no seriously i havent a clue whats goin on

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#13 03-05-2011 3:38pm

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What's a snake bite again?

Cider + lager?

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#14 03-05-2011 3:39pm

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The original...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056256904

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#15 03-05-2011 3:41pm

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What the I don't even

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#16 03-05-2011 3:43pm

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Green diesel is better (double blue aftershock & red bull) yum!

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#17 03-05-2011 3:46pm

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Oh boggers :rolleyes:

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#18 03-05-2011 3:47pm

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Caliden wrote: »

Green diesel is better (double blue aftershock & red bull) yum!

Love it!! delish!!!

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#19 03-05-2011 3:48pm

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super_furry wrote: »

Oh boggers :rolleyes:

i know shame on them

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XcLJqZsrnJA/TMf5uShCHpI/AAAAAAAAC5g/nX_xenxgWl8/s1600/271010_culchie+craic.jpg

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#20 03-05-2011 3:49pm

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mstan wrote: »

I was in PJ's Bar in town the other day, I stood at the bar but left before even ordering a drink ... and this was the conversation between three South Roscommon lads that made me leave and want to drive through the bar with me Massy Ferguson 390T..

(2 guys at the bar, and the third just walks in to meet them)

One of the guys at the bar: "Ah, Finbar - what are we having?"

Finbar (apparently): "How are the men, I'll have a Shnake Bite"

His mate at the bar looks down his nose at him and with a raised eyebrow says "F**kin hell Finbar, its called red Diesel now"

Raises his stick at the barman: "Three Red Diesel please" ... and f**kin PJ knew what he was talkin about!

I'm still cringing!

Scobie, is that you?

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#21 03-05-2011 3:50pm

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love the meteor jocks on em.....:rolleyes:

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#22 03-05-2011 3:50pm

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I've heard of it been called Red Diesel in Scotland but I've order SnakeBite all over Europe with not problems.

The only issue I had was in Miami, when a cork guy in an Irish Bar make it with Guinness, Strongbow and Grenadine ;

It was fecking rank.....

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#23 03-05-2011 4:00pm

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I mix cider, vodka and coke and call it Diesel. Three pints of Diesel and yer locked off yer face. I only drink it after the Super Sunday Gallon to finish meself off.

Diesel is hard bet.

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#24 03-05-2011 4:00pm

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Parody threads are so 2009.

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