Fat Women...Please Read!

boomtown84

Sunshine is no excuse to go out wearing belly tops and hot pants. You look worse than you did in the winter.....not better!

The burka is not yet banned over here so go out and buy one....there is a great summer collection including pinks and yellows.
Burkini for the beach too.

Thanks.

kfallon

Do fat men get a similar warning for taking their tops off?

chin_grin

Wow..............just.......................wow.

General Zod

I don't think you're ready for that jelly.

Mr. Loverman

Would you rather they hated their bodies and were depressed?

Dangerous Man

You're Fatist!


























No, you're fattest.


*courtesy of mr Carr

markc1184

What is it with the "fat" bashing today!

Mackman

You heard him ladies, boomtown84, A.K.A. the great male adonis, has spoken

:rolleyes:

Jumpy

I am afraid sir that I cannot falsify.
My male siblings cannot disagree.

syklops

Mr. Loverman wrote: »

Would you rather they hated their bodies and were depressed?

Im considering starting a thread calling on all Idiots/bigots/****/aliens/atlantaens to stop being Idiots/bigots/****/aliens/atlantaens. Cant be as big a fail as this thread is.

chin_grin

Jumpy wrote: »

I am afraid sir that I cannot falsify.
My male siblings cannot disagree.

Well played.

old_aussie

boomtown84 wrote: »

Sunshine is no excuse to go out wearing belly tops and hot pants. You look worse than you did in the winter.....not better!

The burka is not yet banned over here so go out and buy one....there is a great summer collection including pinks and yellows.
Burkini for the beach too.

Thanks.

I recommend getting your burka at Hungry Jacks, cause the burkas are better at Hungry Jacks

themadchef

boomtown84 wrote: »

Sunshine is no excuse to go out wearing belly tops and hot pants. You look worse than you did in the winter.....not better!

The burka is not yet banned over here so go out and buy one....there is a great summer collection including pinks and yellows.
Burkini for the beach too.

Thanks.

Having a manual labour job is no excuse for showing half your hairy arse to the country yet we pass by them Winter and Summer. Where's our arse burka?

..oh, and another thing, your waist is not, i repeat NOT where your mickey meets your trousers. Find it and belt it!

We can all take the píss, and we all come in different shapes and sizes, deal with it.

smokedeels

Is this the 1950's forum?

Buceph

Is it still alright for fat men to go out wearing belly tops and hot pants?

OutlawPete

Unoriginal thread is unoriginal.

Rocket19

Where are all these obscenely fat women in their "belly tops and hot pants" you speak of?
Where exactly are you hanging out?
Are these women accompanied by fit, toned, good looking men?

Growww up!

wild_cat

Surely for both sexes is it not more comfortable to wear clothes that actually fit.

drdeadlift

boomtown84 wrote: »

Sunshine is no excuse to go out wearing belly tops and hot pants. You look worse than you did in the winter.....not better!

The burka is not yet banned over here so go out and buy one....there is a great summer collection including pinks and yellows.
Burkini for the beach too.

Thanks.

All i could do is laugh

Joey the lips

I think all women should walk around naked...This would solve the problem.

brianthomas

Love curvy women. And therefor love the summer. Take it off girls.;)

boomtown84

nah it's only the women....fat blokes usually wear clothes that fit or are baggy.
fat birds, on the other hand, seem to think the muffin top is sexy.
those who disagree.......do you wear belly tops that are too small?

bonerm

brianthomas wrote: »

Love curvy women. And therefor love the summer. Take it off girls.;)

But then their ta-ta's would lose value, and then where would they be!

boomtown84

Joey the lips wrote: »

I think all women should walk around naked...This would solve the problem.

Yeah it'd be worth looking at the horror shows to catch a glimpse of the minx's.....but only just.

brianthomas wrote: »

Love curvy women. And therefor love the summer. Take it off girls.;)

So do I.......but the birds i've seen bypassed curvy and went straight to sloppy.

chin_grin

Why is it I can only read Boomtowns posts in a Eastend-like "awroight lavvv" English accent?

Logical Fallacy

Admit it OP, you saw a well hefty lass and couldn't help yourself, all of a sudden you were chubbed up and wondering...just what would it be like to bend Mary Harney over a buffet table and go at her hammer and tongs while she chows down on shrimp and sausages.

Kojak

Buceph wrote: »

Is it still alright for fat men to go out wearing belly tops and hot pants?

God, that image will haunt me for the rest of my days.

Chnandler Bong

Kojak wrote: »

God, that image will haunt me for the rest of my days.

And just to make sure:D

Cavehill Red

themadchef wrote: »

Having a manual labour job is no excuse for showing half your hairy arse to the country yet we pass by them Winter and Summer. Where's our arse burka?

..oh, and another thing, your waist is not, i repeat NOT where your mickey meets your trousers. Find it and belt it!

We can all take the píss, and we all come in different shapes and sizes, deal with it.

Kudos for coining the term 'arse burqa'. You have a unique and special talent with words.

boomtown84

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Admit it OP, you saw a well hefty lass and couldn't help yourself, all of a sudden you were chubbed up and wondering...just what would it be like to bend Mary Harney over a buffet table and go at her hammer and tongs while she chows down on shrimp and sausages.

No need to wonder...we've all done a fat bird at one time or another....it can be great craic too.
i just don't like seeing them in their skimpies in the day time!:eek:

biko

Since this is a train wreck waiting to happen, or may already have happened, I'll stop you there.