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My piss is green

  • 02-05-2011 7:23pm
    #1
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭


    I was drinking alot of Mountain Dew recently and it's now turned my piss a bright green colour. Like the colour of a high vis jacket. Is it radioactive?

    What do Planet Earth? WHAT DO!?!?!?!?!


Comments

  • #2
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I think you would look lovely with 3 eyes.


  • #3
    danjo-xx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,407 ✭✭✭danjo-xx


    Is it peegreen:)


  • #4
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    drink MORE!


  • #5
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    danjo-xx wrote: »
    Is it peegreen:)

    No, it's more of a radioactive glowing colour. It could bright up a room.
    sNarah wrote: »
    I think you would look lovely with 3 eyes.

    Awwww. Isn't that niiiiice. Ya know I was thinking of getting one transplanted from a meercat onto my baby finger. That cost hundreds and I live in Brazil's slums so I guess two eyes will have to do.
    Storminateacup wrote: »
    drink MORE!


    It ran out :( but I tried to catch it. I need to stop smoking\'1;'[


  • #6
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Stop smoking the green. Thats why your pee is GREEN.


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  • #7
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I can't stop. I get free green when I go to my methadone clinic!


  • #8
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    METHADROOOONE.



    link me up, pls.


  • #9
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    tastes like cider. I HATE CIDER!


  • #10
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    fago - you disappoint.

    You never sat chugging a flagon of cider down a canal line when you shoulda been in double maths??

    Say it ain't so babe.


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Lagar for me baaaaabe. Dutch Gold WHA!


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  • #12
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    In a jocker after the weekend are ya


  • #13
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    young people don't get hangovers. just like tom selleck doesn;t get the flu.


  • #14
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    are you serious?! youve clearly never had a hungover.
    YA DO BE WROTE OFF YA DO SON


  • #15
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have had hangovers. My last one was, oh it musta been a Tuesday, just after the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

    Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


  • #16
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    and what did you do with the white one


  • #17
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    Your pee is Green ?

    What color and viscosity is your sh1te ?.....important that they match....hmmmm ?


  • #18
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    samesies


  • #19
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Sounds like urine a spot of bother there..!


    ...



    *cough*



    ...


    <_<


  • #20
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Maybe your a turning into a little green leprechaun


  • #21
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Fago! wrote: »
    it's now turned my piss a bright green colour.
    I wouldn't worry about it unless the hose turns the same colour. ;)


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  • #22
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    randy has much experience in treating that should that happen...


  • #23
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Yours is still in that jar of formaldehyde on the top shelf ... ;)


  • #24
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    you kept it? oh, i'm so touched...i think i threw yours out


  • #25
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I wouldn't worry about it unless the hose turns the same colour. ;)

    nah it's alright.

    Eventually I got a new problem... My piss started falling upwards. I wasn't even on the horn. Flaccid like. Floated upwards, now there's a puddle on the ceiling.


  • #26
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    you kept it?
    As a scientific curiosity.

    Funnily enough, it was mis-labelled "2 years old" rather than "20 years old", and no-one has ever questioned it ... >_>
    whiteman19 wrote: »
    oh, i'm so touched...
    ... by the NUIG rugby team, soccer team, hurling team, gaelic team, swim team, archery squad, et cetera et cetera ...
    whiteman19 wrote: »
    i think i threw yours out
    The replica?

    Well, I'm sure you have a few of the moulds left, you made enough of them! >.<
    Fago! wrote: »
    nah it's alright.

    Eventually I got a new problem... My piss started falling upwards. I wasn't even on the horn. Flaccid like. Floated upwards, now there's a puddle on the ceiling.
    You inserted that pipe in the wrong hole, didn't you? :eek:


  • #27
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    < wishes she could thank posts in tCN. ^ LMAO.


  • #28
    The Radiator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    your dying OP


  • #29
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I am?

    Tell my wife I love her! :(


  • #30
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Don't worry Fago, my son. I'll make sure that she's well taken care of!! ;)


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  • #31
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I think taking care of me is more important!


  • #32
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    But you have a penis.


    A LARGE penis.


  • #33
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    FAGO

    MSN

    IM HAVIN A CRISIS


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