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What If you fell in love with a zombie?

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  • 02-05-2011 1:04am
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    sxt
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    If you were shipwrecked in a no mans island with only a greasy haired female zombie. Even though all she wants to do is throw objects at your reinforced dwelling or try to lure you out with lude gestures . What if her presence became comforting and a deep attachment grew..


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    !MAVERICK!
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    It wouldnt


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    deise go deo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭deise go deo


    sxt wrote: »
    If you were shipwrecked in a no mans island with only a greasy haired female zombie. Even though all she wants to do is throw objects at your reinforced dwelling or try to lure you out with lude gestures . What if her presence became comforting and a deep attachment grew..

    She only wants you for your Brains;)


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    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    Jaysus Lads, I know a fair few of us have taken some Quare yokes home after a nights intoxication, but Seriously Like, how Bad would ya have ta be:eek:

    Oh and
    IBTL


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    darkestlord
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    You're all not looking at this logical. 1 she can't get pregnant. 2 she likes it rough. 3 she ain't gonna ask about marriage. I think she's fair game. ;)


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    wolf moon
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    darkestlord wrote: »
    You're all not looking at this logical. 1 she can't get pregnant. 2 she likes it rough. 3 she ain't gonna ask about marriage. I think she's fair game. ;)
    wouldnt her crack be a bit rotten if im not mistaken?


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    darkestlord
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    Don't worry. That's normal with women over a certain vintage ;). But the women zombies in doghouse weren't bad.
    wolf moon wrote: »
    wouldnt her crack be a bit rotten if im not mistaken?


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