What If you fell in love with a zombie?

sxt · 02-05-2011 12:04am #1

If you were shipwrecked in a no mans island with only a greasy haired female zombie. Even though all she wants to do is throw objects at your reinforced dwelling or try to lure you out with lude gestures . What if her presence became comforting and a deep attachment grew..

!MAVERICK! · 02-05-2011 12:06am

It wouldnt

deise go deo · 02-05-2011 4:19am

sxt wrote: »

If you were shipwrecked in a no mans island with only a greasy haired female zombie. Even though all she wants to do is throw objects at your reinforced dwelling or try to lure you out with lude gestures . What if her presence became comforting and a deep attachment grew..

She only wants you for your Brains;)

Mahatma coat · 02-05-2011 4:22pm

Jaysus Lads, I know a fair few of us have taken some Quare yokes home after a nights intoxication, but Seriously Like, how Bad would ya have ta be:eek:

Oh and
IBTL

darkestlord · 02-05-2011 5:06pm

You're all not looking at this logical. 1 she can't get pregnant. 2 she likes it rough. 3 she ain't gonna ask about marriage. I think she's fair game.

wolf moon · 02-05-2011 5:08pm

darkestlord wrote: »

You're all not looking at this logical. 1 she can't get pregnant. 2 she likes it rough. 3 she ain't gonna ask about marriage. I think she's fair game.

wouldnt her crack be a bit rotten if im not mistaken?

darkestlord · 02-05-2011 5:19pm

Don't worry. That's normal with women over a certain vintage

. But the women zombies in doghouse weren't bad.

wolf moon wrote: »

wouldnt her crack be a bit rotten if im not mistaken?

What If you fell in love with a zombie?

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