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Do Gardai prefer biscuit or cake?

  • 01-05-2011 10:48pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭


    If a Garda is offered a biscuit or cake which would they chose? Is it morally correct for them to have either? Has a Garda ever eaten your biscuits or cake??


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Ok you win.Thats 6 now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    They like nice baps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    ummm cake


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Biscuits

    Less messy eating in the car


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Aaa... nuts!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    This thread takes the biscuit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    They're always on the look-out for jammy dodgers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Mikados (the bloody red crack in the middle reminds when they ra...)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dunkin Donuts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    PK2008 wrote: »
    This thread takes the biscuit

    I agree. With all the Garda threads tonight felt like taking the piss :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    9/10 Gardaí prefer shnackboxes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Is it true that they use the drink they take off kids for parties?
    Is it true they give confiscated fireworks to their kids?
    Do they all use cocaine in the toilets of a well known brothel on Harcourt Street?
    I certainly think so anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 238 ✭✭Doublin


    Pigs in a blanket


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    This is all crackers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    It's hard to digestive all these Garda threads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I hear that they feed off the inconvinience of motorists.

    And photosynthesis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    rape


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭kkdela6




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭!MAVERICK!


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Dunkin Donuts

    If they were to come over here they would instantly see a significant increase in their profits from the gardai.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,394 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    Cakejumper.

    https://ormondelanguagetours.com

    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 33,997 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Definately Cake because the detectives still cannot work out how they get the figs into the Figrolls!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I'm sure they'd prefer a bit of crumpet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    hahaha they are all in coppers tonight getting wasted after the gaa so they're not locking this thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Biscuits and tea are the official snack and drink of the cops.
    At late night petrol stations they can be seen walking around with their hands behind their backs drooling at the food..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Definitely biscuits, because they're always arresting people for committing creams and taking them into custardy.







    :P


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