May day...

zuroph

when have you felt like smashing in the windows of a multinational...

for me it was today. Maccy Ds told me they were all out of Sweet Chilli dip for my cheese melts. fcuk that. I asked what they had left, and they said mayonaise or bbq.

Che wouldnt have stood for that bull****...

DirtyBollox

Che is not actually his name. apparently it is the same as the irish saying "hey"

As it turns out, "che" is an Argentine filler word. It doesn't really have a meaning, which makes it a bitch to try to translate. Sometimes it's used to get your attention, sort of like how an American might say "Yo!" or "Hey!" Sometimes, it's used as a term of endearment for a friend, the equivalent of "bro" or "dude." And sometimes Argentines use it for no damned reason at all, so it'd be more like "uh" or "ummm ..."

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Aoifey!

Ya know what, the last 3 times I got cheese melts (and that was in 2 different MacDonalds), they told me they were out of Sweet Chili dip. Odd.

Kevin Duffy

Like Ernesto would have gone into that kip in the first place.

CongoPowers

When I'm told some sauces cost another 25c, I feel like Mcfúckin' shít up big time.

zuroph

dude is a perfectly acceptable name.


the dude abides man, the dude abides.

Sinfonia

Sweet Curry Sauce ftw

zuroph

Aoifey! wrote: »

Ya know what, the last 3 times I got cheese melts (and that was in 2 different MacDonalds), they told me they were out of Sweet Chili dip. Odd.

i feel your pain, that sweet chilli dip might be the greatest product of all time, if it wasnt for their false promises of it, i'd never darken the doorstep, but that, and the coffee, I cant help myself.


i imagine this is EXACTLY what its like for heroin addicts.

Aoifey!

zuroph wrote: »

i feel your pain, that sweet chilli dip might be the greatest product of all time, if it wasnt for their false promises of it, i'd never darken the doorstep, but that, and the coffee, I cant help myself.


i imagine this is EXACTLY what its like for heroin addicts.

I love Cheese Melts, but with the sauce they just don't taste right. It's a sad, sad day when ya can't get your Sweet Chili fix. I may just go find I junkie and tell him how much I now understand him.

zuroph

my sister claims the blue dragon stuff is just as good but i sincerely doubt it, the first time i tasted the MaccyD stuff it was like a thousand devils angels had ejaculated on my tongue.

Aoifey!

zuroph wrote: »

my sister claims the blue dragon stuff is just as good but i sincerely doubt it, the first time i tasted the MaccyD stuff it was like a thousand devils angels had ejaculated on my tongue.

Best description I've ever heard.

dfx-

So did you choose mayonnaise or barbeque?

Owwmykneecap

In my town bonfire night is mayday.

I've missed it for the last few years so tomorrow i'm gonna go to the shed and find all the old wooden junk that's pilled up over the last few years.

Or if i feel lazy i might just give it to the local kids.

Aoifey!

dfx- wrote: »

So did you choose mayonnaise or barbeque?

Mayo over BBQ, always. But neither even compare to Sweet Chili.

zuroph

dfx- wrote: »

So did you choose mayonnaise or barbeque?

****in bbq, i have mayo at home like, its like offering me water in exchange. and as well, they have a stupid ****in promo on where its 3 long "mozzarella" melts, bollox to that, i want my dairy lea triangles, 6 of them. now. pr1cks.

zuroph

Aoifey! wrote: »

. But neither even compare to Sweet Chili.

nothing compares to sweet chillia, its ****in amazzzzzzzzzing. They dont realise how brilliant a prduct they have. such a shame...

Aoifey!

They gave a Salsa sauce with the Mozzarella sticks. I mean, it was alright, but it was no Sweet Chili

seafood dunleavy

It's only the 30th of April.

zuroph

**** that, not to me they didnt. and the guy serving me had tourettes. felt bad for him, I kept it together, but the bunch of teenagers behind me were in bits before they even got to give their order..

zuroph

seafood dunleavy wrote: »

It's only the 30th of April.

whats tomorrow? because i plan on sleeping through my impending hangover...

seafood dunleavy

zuroph wrote: »

whats tomorrow? because i plan on sleeping through my impending hangover...

Nothing,I was just wondering what 'may day' had to do with this.

zuroph

smashing in the windows of multinationals, its a forward thinking thread. I'm giving maccy ds a day to sort out their swweet chilli shortage, or im going all crusty bandana wearer on their windows...

Aoifey!

zuroph wrote: »

smashing in the windows of multinationals, its a forward thinking thread. I'm giving maccy ds a day to sort out their swweet chilli shortage, or im going all crusty bandana wearer on their windows...

Gimme a shout and I shall join in, in the name of Sweet Chili

zuroph

http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/McDonalds-Sweet-Chili-Sauce-Introducing.png


limited time my hole. bring it back or we **** u up.

Jesus Wept

zuroph wrote: »

when have you felt like smashing in the windows of a multinational...

for me it was today. Maccy Ds told me they were all out of Sweet Chilli dip for my cheese melts. fcuk that. I asked what they had left, and they said mayonaise or bbq.

Che wouldnt have stood for that bull****...

Although sweet chilli sauce is disgusting, I agree with your sentiments.
Did we lose a war!?

Pdfile

zuroph wrote: »

http://junkfoodbetty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/McDonalds-Sweet-Chili-Sauce-Introducing.png


limited time my hole. bring it back or we **** u up.

calm down its only a sauce...

zuroph

Pdfile wrote: »

calm down its only a sauce...

:mad:

When the revolution begins, you die first.

Pride Fighter

zuroph wrote: »

:mad:

When the revolution begins, you die first.

I'd be sure that frequenters of a vile multinational corporation would die first;)

Pauleta

May Day is my equivelent to Catholic Republicans on the 12th of July. Its a day when the far left loons manage to become loonier :eek:

sadib888

'Mayday' is the internationally recognized voice radio signal for ships and people in serious trouble at sea. Made official in 1948, it is the French word m'aidez, 'help me'.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Owwmykneecap wrote: »

In my town bonfire night is mayday.

I've missed it for the last few years so tomorrow i'm gonna go to the shed and find all the old wooden junk that's pilled up over the last few years.

Or if i feel lazy i might just give it to the local kids.

Really? In Mayo bonfire night is June 23rd. Where is your town just out of curiosity?