What the fook?

FlutterinBantam

I was ambling down Dawson a few days ago, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful Spring weather,feeling rather good about myself,just having 'blown out my guts' in the Stephen's green SC shitters.

Anyway that's neither here nor there .I noticed a lady ahead of me , 30 ish, nicely sprung ,dark hair and wearing a short rather flimsy dress, kind of leopard print.

She seemed the professional type, carrying a laptop and well dressed and I allowed my eyes to dwell on her ,well, firm rotund rear, when suddenly, as she crossed Anne St. Sth, a capricious gust blew up the skirt and exposed a set of firm buns ,sans fabric,no shreddies ,no fcuk all:eek:

Not a daggen on her !!

Is this a new trend amongst the 30 somethings,'cause if it is , bring it on:eek:

Anyone else notice this trend?

W.Shakes-Beer

A bit of wind down the gutters probably feels good.

namloc1980

Pics or GTFO

Fluorescence

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I was ambling down Dawson a few days ago, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful Spring weather,feeling rather good about myself,just having 'blown out my guts' in the Stephen's green SC shitters.

Anyway that's neither here nor there .I noticed a lady ahead of me , 30 ish, nicely sprung ,dark hair and wearing a short rather flimsy dress, kind of leopard print.

She seemed the professional type, carrying a laptop and well dressed and I allowed my eyes to dwell on her ,well, firm rotund rear, when suddenly, as she crossed Anne St. Sth, a capricious gust blew up the skirt and exposed a set of firm buns ,sans fabric,no shreddies ,no fcuk all:eek:

Not a daggen on her !!

Is this a new trend amongst the 30 somethings,'cause if it is , bring it on:eek:

Anyone else notice this trend?

I smell bull****, and not just cause you're the king of crap either :pac:

alexa5x5

It’s a pathetic attention seeking device used by a thankfully small amount of desperate women :rolleyes:

FunkZ

Cheers, I now have a vicious erection on the bus.

W.Shakes-Beer

FunkZ wrote: »

Cheers, I now have a vicious erection on the bus.

Holy shít, that set you off?

While you're on the bus, be careful not to watch the old grannys holding onto the handrails in case they set you off fapping.

Stroking the shafts.

CreepingDeath

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

just having 'blown out my guts' in the Stephen's green SC shitters.

I think everyone in boards knows why you can't go commando.

strokemyclover

Who knew The Flutt was Gene Wilder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jT5vssOnPI

W.Shakes-Beer

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I think everyone in boards knows why you can't go commando.

In case his arse ends up looking like a blind man's burrito.

FunkZ

I'll do my best Shakes, can't promise anything though! =]

Saila

hmm start a thread hoping to tap into the keeping up with the fashion types and hope they take it up and create this new fashion...I approve of this!

tony 2 tone

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I was ambling down Dawson a few days ago, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful Spring weather,feeling rather good about myself,just having 'blown out my guts' in the Stephen's green SC shitters.

Read that as meening the jacks in Stephen's Green, which are closed years. so thought you were releasing the troops in a bush some where. Wouldn't put it past ya.

BluesBerry

Did you wake up with a start?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

sure she wasn't wearing a g-string?

the groutch

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

feeling rather good about myself,just having 'blown out my guts' in the Stephen's green SC shitters.

you'd want to be feeling good if they'd just charged you 20c for the privilage

Havermeyer

I also smell BS - but kudos for the elaborate attempt to start a new thread on commandoism without it getting closed within three minutes.

For Forks Sake

nummnutts wrote: »

I also smell BS -

Are you stood outside the jacks in stephens green centre?

LETHAL LADY

Perhaps she too had blown her guts out, not in the toilet but in her undies and then had to rid herself of her soiled pants.

W.Shakes-Beer

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Perhaps she too had blown her guts out, not in the toilet but in her undies and then had to rid herself of her soiled pants.

Lady thats a lethal image! :eek:

OutlawPete

The guy seen a chick in a designer leopard skin dress and when the wind blew it up somewhat, he could see she had no knickers .. wtf is with all the: 'Bullshit' comments?? I see loads of women wearing no kinckers, it's quite common - the dreaded VPL and today's lovely weather and I'd say the knickerless fans were in their element. Should have gave her a slap on her bare buttocks flutt .. and an ole wink as you walked on past.

Havermeyer

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Are you stood outside the jacks in stephens green centre?

No.

I believe Stephen's Green is closed now anyway.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

OutlawPete wrote: »

The guy seen a chick in a designer leopard skin dress and when the wind blew it up somewhat, he could see she had no knickers .. wtf is with all the: 'Bullshit' comments?? I see loads of women wearing no kinckers, it's quite common - the dreaded VPL and today's lovely weather and I'd say the knickerless fans were in their element. Should have gave her a slap on her bare buttocks flutt .. and an ole wink as you walked on past.

What are you wearing Pete?

themadchef

OutlawPete wrote: »

Should have gave her a slap on her bare buttocks flutt .. and an ole wink as you walked on past.

I'd suggest, if yee want to keep the odd knickerless female out and about NOT to follow Pete's advice....:P

Just admire, maybe point and call your friends...like in a zoo, but do not attempt to pet or feed :eek: it.

OutlawPete

Journee Swift Architect wrote: »

What are you wearing Pete?

..

Logical Fallacy

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I was ambling down Dawson a few days ago, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful Spring weather,feeling rather good about myself,just having 'blown out my guts' in the Stephen's green SC shitters.

Anyway that's neither here nor there .I noticed a lady ahead of me , 30 ish, nicely sprung ,dark hair and wearing a short rather flimsy dress, kind of leopard print.

She seemed the professional type, carrying a laptop and well dressed and I allowed my eyes to dwell on her ,well, firm rotund rear, when suddenly, as she crossed Anne St. Sth, a capricious gust blew up the skirt and exposed a set of firm buns ,sans fabric,no shreddies ,no fcuk all:eek:

Not a daggen on her !!

Is this a new trend amongst the 30 somethings,'cause if it is , bring it on:eek:

Anyone else notice this trend?

Had she just taken a **** as well? I feel like your post is lacking as it wasn't bookended with another mention of someone having a crap.

Dudess

Not sure I believe it's all that commonplace. A mere breeze hitting the right spot = arousal = gee soup = :eek:

ShamoBuc

good story bro - bs or not.

admiralofthefleet

/sniffs screen

FlutterinBantam

tony 2 tone wrote: »

Read that as meening the jacks in Stephen's Green, which are closed years. so thought you were releasing the troops in a bush some where. Wouldn't put it past ya.

Read the post old boy, Stephen's green SC . SC stands for shopping centre, last I heard.


I put that in for a reason sunshine:D

FlutterinBantam

She definitely was not wearing a thong, I would have spotted the superstructure up top.

Got a slight hint of dark minge moss just under the crack, but couldn't be sure,maybe some dude coming the other way is a Boardsie:cool:

OutlawPete

Seen a girl two days ago walk down Henry St wearing a t-shirt as a dress (that went three inches below the waist) with black panties. Camel toe'd the whole street and 50% of people did a double take and laughed. After she got about half way down, a group of young lads (some on bikes) started following her and slagging her but she didn't seem to care a jot

Agricola

I never see shít like this is my village. Well one time I saw a large woman running (sans bra) to get into the post office before closing. Those pensioners can really move when they want to.

tony 2 tone

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Read the post old boy, Stephen's green SC . SC stands for shopping centre, last I heard.


I put that in for a reason sunshine:D

Yes ducky, I saw that. Pity, would have made a better story.

PK2008

Theres a website that shows women in their nip....


No foolin, you can see diddies and everything!!!!

Big Nasty

Used to go out with a chick who went commando every day unless it was rag week. Loved 'the great outdoors' to a serious degree. Sexiest bird I've ever met / had. Awful pitty she was a walking cnut, otherwise I would still be knocking her off many times each and every day.:mad:

Norma_Desmond

God there would be some shocking draft I'd imagine :eek:

Conor108

FunkZ wrote: »

Cheers, I now have a vicious erection on the bus.

Oh no!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmCCd9-AjAc