noise?

u_c_thesecond

Any AHers know what constitutes a noise complaint these days?

The last 3 mornings at 7am approx my next door neighbour has started drilling in his house. On day 3 i banged on the wall and screamed at him to shut the hell up.

Now hes informed me he is making a complaint against me for excessive noise!

Huh?:eek:

ps- I own my home and he rents his

TeddyTedson

Time to get an axe and "Here's Johnny" his ass.

Tl;DR Kill the ****er

KeithM89_old

Buy a pigeon and put it in his letter box. It wont solve the noise but itd be funny.

Celly Smunt

work can't begin until 8a.m legally or sometimes 8.30a.m in certain areas

TheZohanS

Here you go.

Hurricane-Dean

Every morning get up early and take a crap on his door step, after a while he will move out

Aoifey!

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Every morning get up early and take a crap on his door step, after a while he will move out

Cartman said it works so it must be true.

hondasam

I'm sure he must be nearly finished what ever he is doing now. It will not last forever. Put on headphones and listen to music. If that fails come onto AH and have a little rant about it.

Hurricane-Dean

Aoifey! wrote: »

Cartman said it works so it must be true.

Exactly, it was on tv, it has to work!

Logical Fallacy

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Every morning get up early and take a crap on his door step, after a while he will move out

It is was me i'd pick up the crap in a plastic bag (with gloves on) and put it in a Tupperware dish, freeze it then push it through your letter box after you leave for work.

I reckon a nicely defrosted turd on your carpet tops a turd on the door step any day.

Aoifey!

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

It is was me i'd pick up the crap in a plastic bag (with gloves on) and put it in a Tupperware dish, freeze it then push it through your letter box after you leave for work.

I reckon a nicely defrosted turd on your carpet tops a turd on the door step any day.

In a dish or not, I would not put a turd in my freezer :eek:

Hurricane-Dean

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

It is was me i'd pick up the crap in a plastic bag (with gloves on) and put it in a Tupperware dish, freeze it then push it through your letter box after you leave for work.

I reckon a nicely defrosted turd on your carpet tops a turd on the door step any day.

But how would you know it was me? It wouldn't just be the two of us as neighbours...and if you can distinguish between dog crap and human, well then well played sir, well played

Logical Fallacy

Aoifey! wrote: »

In a dish or not, I would not put a turd in my freezer :eek:

Yes you would, you'll just say you won't on the internet to hide the fact that your freezer is filled with frigid feces.

u_c_thesecond

hondasam wrote: »

I'm sure he must be nearly finished what ever he is doing now. It will not last forever.

How do i know this isint the start of some summer fix it **** he has going on! This could last months!

hondasam wrote: »

Put on headphones and listen to music.

Hmmm no! At 7am i shouldnt have to block out noise in my own bedroom!

hondasam wrote: »

If that fails come onto AH and have a little rant about it.

in before the headphones!

Aoifey!

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Yes you would, you'll just say you won't on the internet to hide the fact that your freezer is filled with frigid feces.

Never!




How did you know?

Hurricane-Dean

Have things on at night that would keep him awake so he will be too tired to get up at 7am to start drilling, or drinking, lots and lots of drinking, you will be in a coma and it won't bother you

Ruu_Old

I got a picture of the culprit. Fintan Stack! :mad:

Logical Fallacy

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

But how would you know it was me? It wouldn't just be the two of us as neighbours...and if you can distinguish between dog crap and human, well then well played sir, well played

Well to be honest i'd just see a turn on my doorstep and think it was funny to stick it through the letter box of the tosser who was interrupting my early morning drilling with his obnoxious wall banging.

Hurricane-Dean

Ruu wrote: »

I got a picture of the culprit. Fintan Stack! :mad:

Damn that jungle music!!

Hurricane-Dean

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Well to be honest i'd just see a turn on my doorstep and think it was funny to stick it through the letter box of the tosser who was interrupting my early morning drilling with his obnoxious wall banging.

Touché, i see you have played this game before :rolleyes:

Logical Fallacy

Hurricane-Dean wrote: »

Touché, i see you have played this game before :rolleyes:

Nope, i'm just better at stuff that you.

Hurricane-Dean

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Nope, i'm just better at stuff that you.

Spoken like a true poo freezer

smurfy89

What is he drilling at in a rented house? Strange!

u_c_thesecond

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Well to be honest i'd just see a turn on my doorstep and think it was funny to stick it through the letter box of the tosser who was interrupting my early morning drilling with HER obnoxious wall banging.

F Y P

jimbobaloobob

smurfy89 wrote: »

What is he drilling at in a rented house? Strange!

im only brushing my teeth with an electric toothbrush:D

Voodoomelon

smurfy89 wrote: »

What is he drilling at in a rented house? Strange!

Maybe he's putting up shelving to display his turd collection?