Party Piece?

smokedeels

Does anyone have a party piece?

Card trick, vodka shot via eyeball, anything?

I find myself playing "ring of fire" every so often, a drinking game that involves a "perform a party piece" forfeit, I usually take the forfeit, and I’m just wondering if anyone here has an epic social performance they do with a few drinks on-board

Praetorian Saighdiuir

After 12 jaagerbombs I can make myself disapear.

KeithM89_old

I can touch my ear with my toe. :cool:

alwaysadub

I can touch my nose with my tongue..

Saila

you wouldnt believe what I can do with a ping pong ball

Fizman

I can make a woman cum without going near her. How?

Mind bullets.

Oranage2

After a few drinks I recite 3 acts of Shakespear's 'Hamlet' - i do have everyones full attention - great show piece

Captain_Generic

I can ingest things that give me a 'ring of fire' if that counts

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I can smash a tulip pint glass over my head without cutting myself

Killer Pigeon

Group sex.

Aoifey!

I can sing the Bog down in the Valley with great speed when drunk.

Rubberlegs

alwaysadub wrote: »

I can touch my nose with my tongue..

Yeah, me too:D. I can pat my head and rub my belly at the same time. Also, if drunk enough, and the music is right, will entertain everyone with violent moshin.

Aoifey!

73Cat wrote: »

Yeah, me too:D. I can pat my head and rub my belly at the same time. Also, if drunk enough, and the music is right, will entertain everyone with violent moshin.

I thought that said "violin moshin" first and was wondering how on earth that worked.

Gummy Panda

Break dancing

Rubberlegs

Aoifey! wrote: »

I thought that said "violin moshin" first and was wondering how on earth that worked.

I could hold a violin and batter it with each head bang? To something fast like The Ace of Spades....

ArtyM

I can touch my ear with my elbow - I have yet to find a use for it though.

Alter-Ego

I can make my phone levitate or stick a bottle to the wall without glue. Beats lighting your farts I suppose.

KeithM89_old

ArtyM wrote: »

I can touch my ear with my elbow - I have yet to find a use for it though.

If both your hands are covered in jizz and you have an itchy ear itll come in handy!

Kevin Duffy

I can open a beer botle with my eye socket and touch my nose with my tongue.

I also imagine I can sing when I'm drunk, but the noise probably makes people want to jam the beer bottle back into my eye.

Saila

ArtyM wrote: »

I can touch my ear with my elbow - I have yet to find a use for it though.

who just tried that one..

ArtyM

KeithM89 wrote: »

If both your hands are covered in jizz and you have an itchy ear itll come in handy!

I think I will be happy to go through the rest of my life never having had to deal with that problem.

blaze1

I've snorted vodka from a teaspoon the odd time, cleans out the sinus's

feckin jank tbh