Actually while I'm here

johnos1984

and discovering an area of freedom on boards

Can anyone suggest some suitable attire for Amsterdam for the next 4 days?

I'm off there for QueensDays which isn't what it sounds like. I'll be drunk, tired, stones, drunk, tired, stones, going for a dump in Anne Franks house, tired, stones, drunk and getting on the plane home.

I have time to go shopping in MacDonalds and duty free. I have decided the weather will be warm and I'm looking for clothes that won't grate my inner thighs and which can be dried quickly should I spill beer on them and which will look stylish but keep the totty away.

Any advice

orourkeda

some clothes would be nice

AhSureTisGrand

Don't you know? They don't wear clothes in Europe

RichieC

johnos1984 wrote: »

and discovering an area of freedom on boards

Can anyone suggest some suitable attire for Amsterdam for the next 4 days?

I'm off there for QueensDays which isn't what it sounds like. I'll be drunk, tired, stones, drunk, tired, stones, going for a dump in Anne Franks house, tired, stones, drunk and getting on the plane home.

I have time to go shopping in MacDonalds and duty free. I have decided the weather will be warm and I'm looking for clothes that won't grate my inner thighs and which can be dried quickly should I spill beer on them and which will look stylish but keep the totty away.

Any advice

3 quarter lengths and and tee... it's going to be hot.

admiralofthefleet

your jeyes fluid

KeithM89_old

johnos1984 wrote: »

I have decided the weather will be warm...

You can control the weather!??

johnos1984

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

your jeyes fluid

I've already had a shower and shave. Who knew pubes could blunt a blade so quickly.

I have shorts and a t-shirt on currently in anticipation of the big trip however it would appear I now have a belly since the purchase of the t-shirt leading me to look like this



Its possible I'm also wearing a bra though

johnos1984

KeithM89 wrote: »

You can control the weather!??

My powers know no bounds.

I wished for good weather in Paris last week and got it. Aberdeen for the weekend and got it and now I'm wishing for it in Amsterdam.

Mind you Paris involved me wearing speedos so I wanted good weather in return for that

KeithM89_old

johnos1984 wrote: »

Mind you Paris involved me wearing speedos so I wanted good weather in return for that

I did not need to know that....
Thanks

rockmongrel

A Celtic jersey and some trackie bottoms, seems apt.

saywhatyousee

johnos1984 wrote: »

I've already had a shower and shave. Who knew pubes could blunt a blade so quickly.

I have shorts and a t-shirt on currently in anticipation of the big trip however it would appear I now have a belly since the purchase of the t-shirt leading me to look like this



Its possible I'm also wearing a bra though

3/4 lenghts and a t-shirt less clothes you have to get off when you venture down the RLD

johnos1984

KeithM89 wrote: »

I did not need to know that....
Thanks

50 students didn't want to see it either but I'm the only trained lifesaver

Oranage2

've been there a few times and one thing they hate is tourists - I'd suggest you get this

http://www.mypartyplanner.com/common/d_images/products/00/01/89/image_100825.jpg

johnos1984

saywhatyousee wrote: »

3/4 lenghts and a t-shirt less clothes you have to get off when you venture down the RLD

I'm hoping to add some sparkle to it all mind you a member of staff took that LIDERALLY and bought me skin moisturiser with sparkles in it last week.

Given a BAR of soap is posh in my eyes I wasn't impressed

johnos1984

Oranage2 wrote: »

've been there a few times and one thing they hate is tourists - I'd suggest you get this

http://www.mypartyplanner.com/common/d_images/products/00/01/89/image_100825.jpg

Now thats thinking. y mate lives here and has been suggesting we hang out with the locals in the cafes. I'd prefer get stoned however

EDIT: Actually I'd prefer some Guinness but that costs something around €7 a pint and is simply TOO EXPENSIVE

Aoifey!

johnos1984 wrote: »

Now thats thinking. y mate lives here and has been suggesting we hang out with the locals in the cafes. I'd prefer get stoned however

That's what they do in the cafes.

johnos1984

Aoifey! wrote: »

That's what they do in the cafes.

Surely you drink coffee there and smoke drugs behind the bicycle shed like we used to do in school.

I assume the POLICE are like TEACHERS and don't realise

J_E

johnos1984 wrote: »

Now thats thinking. y mate lives here and has been suggesting we hang out with the locals in the cafes. I'd prefer get stoned however

EDIT: Actually I'd prefer some Guinness but that costs something around €7 a pint and is simply TOO EXPENSIVE

Get yourself a space cake.

johnos1984

Cydoniac wrote: »

Get yourself a space cake.

That sounds tasty. Is there any good ones for someone who has been retired for a number of years. I've already been advised to avoid NORTHERN LIGHTS

minister poxbottle

i suggest you don't bother going,
just stay put in whatever little redneck village you come from,
besides the other culchie villagers might miss an idiot,
smoke some cabbage drink plenty of tea and wear your GAA jersey.

AhSureTisGrand

OP he just called you a tea drinker:eek:

J_E

minister poxbottle wrote: »

i suggest you don't bother going,
just stay put in whatever little redneck village you come from,
besides the other culchie villagers might miss an idiot,
smoke some cabbage drink plenty of tea and wear your GAA jersey.

I reckon someone's a bit jealous!

johnos1984

minister poxbottle wrote: »

i suggest you don't bother going,

Too late I have the 135 under a blanket to protect it from frost tonight

minister poxbottle wrote: »

just stay put in whatever little redneck village you come from,

I'm not in the southern states of the US of A

minister poxbottle wrote: »

besides the other culchie villagers might miss an idiot,

I'm sure there is more than one in Dubllin

minister poxbottle wrote: »

smoke some cabbage drink plenty of tea and wear your GAA jersey.

I prefer my Rugger jersey.

What part of Blackcock are you from?

Your poorly based observations are lacking in humour. The costume shop may have them on offer if your looking for one

I also drink plenty of tea, coffee, wine and beer hence I'm still awake

BluesBerry

This Tights optional but recommended they wont chafe your inner thigh guaranteed a babe magnet :P

johnos1984

BluesBerry wrote: »

This Tights optional but recommended they wont chafe your inner thigh guaranteed a babe magnet :P

First post to drag a chuckle out of me

Aoifey!

BluesBerry wrote: »

This Tights optional but recommended they wont chafe your inner thigh guaranteed a babe magnet :P

How could any woman resist?

Saila

pyjamas

minister poxbottle

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

OP he just called you a tea drinker:eek:

sorry ment to say tae

minister poxbottle

johnos1984 wrote: »

Too late I have the 135 under a blanket to protect it from frost tonight

I'm not in the southern states of the US of A

I'm sure there is more than one in Dubllin

I prefer my Rugger jersey.

What part of Blackcock are you from?

Your poorly based observations are lacking in humour. The costume shop may have them on offer if your looking for one

I also drink plenty of tea, coffee, wine and beer hence I'm still awake

off you go enjoy making a show of yourself
stay away from the acid, don't forget to report on how it went.
oh yeah i'd say there's plenty of blackcock on your list of things to do.

newbee22

Its roasting over there at the momenr,those space cakes are more dangerous than they sound,dont eat a whole one!!

Doc

Spandex, all spandex.