My Playstation 3 won't connect to the internet

lucozader

this is ridiculous

why can't i play resistance online

eco2live

:rolleyes:

landsleaving

Well if you can't find the playstation forum, I'm guessing getting your playstation online may be complex for you.

Is it definitely a playstation 3 and not a Mega Drive and/or shoebox with wires?

Watch the news

winston82

my xbox360 works perfectly

KylieWyley

have you not watched a news report/read a newpaper/read a news website in the last day?

St.Spodo

Twas on the news tonight, network is down due to a hack last week.

Mr.Crinklewood

It is all Apples fault.

Newaglish

Very weird. You should definitely take it back to the shop. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances even google the word PSN!

Hande hoche!

It's stuxnet.

Thrill

lucozader wrote: »

this is ridiculous

why can't i play resistance online

By some strange coincidence, 77 million other ps3 owners are having the same problem.

admiralofthefleet

delete system 32

henryporter

Haven't you seen the news - last Thursday was Judgement Day - Skynet have taken over - no more Playstation - now it's real!.............

kfallon

I was playing my Commodore 64 earlier and on the 100m on Track & Field I wiggled my joystick (ooo matron) from side to side as hard as I could but I only finished 3rd!

Anyone got any ideas what to do???

P.S. what's a PS3 :pac:

profitius

winston82 wrote: »

my xbox360 works perfectly

My second one is still going strong.

landsleaving

kfallon wrote: »

I was playing my Commodore 64 earlier and on the 100m on Track & Field I wiggled my joystick (ooo matron) from side to side as hard as I could but I only finished 3rd!

Anyone got any ideas what to do???

P.S. what's a PS3 :pac:

Stop **** and play the game. I know those pixellated athletes are sexy, but you have to have some self control.

Logical Fallacy

lucozader wrote: »

this is ridiculous

why can't i play resistance online

Because you have no penis.

richymcdermott

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xKV9BFEEXQ

:pac::pac:

krudler

buy Portal 2 and play that instead, you'll thank me

mikemac

kfallon wrote: »

I was playing my Commodore 64 earlier and on the 100m on Track & Field I wiggled my joystick (ooo matron) from side to side as hard as I could but I only finished 3rd!
:

Daley's Thompson Olympic Challenge :cool:

Broke many a joystick!

Ruu_Old

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

delete system 32

Thanks, seems much faster now!

Dunjohn

Did you try turning it off and on again?

blockedPaT

Hit it with a hammer that should work

landsleaving

richymcdermott wrote: »

Crazy muscle man

I ... what?

Earthhorse

Sounds like you need a shopping spree to cheer yourself up! Time to max out the credit...oh...

richymcdermott

landsleaving wrote: »

I ... what?

Huh?

My name is URL

It's a great day for Xbox fanboys.. finally they have a reason to feel superior!

Savage Tyrant

My name is URL wrote: »

It's a great day for Xbox fanboys.. finally they have a reason to feel superior!

Another reason... The first being the superior console.

TheBigLebowski

That whole PS versus xbox thing is about the saddest thing I have ever heard. It was sad in the schoolyard when I was 10 and it was SNES versus megadrive.....but they were 10 year olds. But 'grown ups' saying similar is most pathetic.

Chris P. Bacon

TheBigLebowski wrote: »

That whole PS versus xbox thing is about the saddest thing I have ever heard. It was sad in the schoolyard when I was 10 and it was SNES versus megadrive.....but they were 10 year olds. But 'grown ups' saying similar is most pathetic.

Yeah but the mega drive is better than the snes,the only reason I had a snes was for street fighter!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Another reason... The first being the superior console.

either way you're both inferior to the glorious PC gaming master race

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Yeah but the mega drive is better than the snes,the only reason I had a snes was for street fighter!

that is just so wrong it hurts

J_E

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Yeah but the mega drive is better than the snes,the only reason I had a snes was for street fighter!

Yeah and the only reason I had a Mega Drive was for Sonic 2.

Chris P. Bacon

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

that is just so wrong it hurts

How can it be wrong?,and where does it hurt?

richymcdermott

Sonic runs rings around mario.. See what i did there

kfallon

landsleaving wrote: »

Stop **** and play the game. I know those pixellated athletes are sexy, but you have to have some self control.

But I always win gold in ****

biko

Hahahahahahalock