Have you ever been in a situation

flash1080

where your head and heart tell you to break up with a girl but your cock tells you not to?

FunkZ

That's pretty ghey.

tallaghtmick

yes i have but i broke up with her coz if your head is wrecked too much your cock wont work:pac:

barbarians

<Insert obvious thanks whore post here>

easyeason3

No.
I suppose the main reason is that I'm cockless.

Kiera

I dont have a heart, cock or girl so no.

flash1080

FunkZ wrote: »

That's pretty ghey.

It's the opposite in fact.

super_furry

No, but I've been in The Situation.

I was drunk, we were in a hot-tub and it just kinda happened.

Mint Sauce

Yes

Kiera

flash1080 wrote: »

It's the opposite in fact.

I agree. Its only ghey if you make eye contact or touch swords!

DerekDGoldfish

Obligitory "Yeah your Ma"

easyeason3

super_furry wrote: »

No, but I've been in The Situation.

I was drunk, we were in a hot-tub and it just kinda happened.

After a bit of GTL?

J_E

Just don't do what my friend did, and go out with someone they didn't like, had sex with them, then broke up. It turned out to hurt him a bit morally afterwards.

My name is URL

Did you type this thread with your cock?

Dravokivich

No...

"That she'd be a bit of a wreck after breaking up so soon after starting to go out..."

Is what had me keeping them going a little bit longer....

Joe10000

Never had a serious relationship as described but definitely a few f buddies over the years fit that description.

flash1080

I think I'll send her a text and let her know it's over.

Kiera

flash1080 wrote: »

I think I'll send her a text and let her know it's over.

Here have a spoon of cement and harden the fúck up. Ring the girl ffs!

flash1080

Kiera wrote: »

Here have a spoon of cement and harden the fúck up. Ring the girl ffs!

She likes texting.

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Here have a spoon of cement and harden the fúck up. Ring the girl ffs!

If he hardens up he'll be randy and ring her for the ride and not to break up with her, back to the drawing board then :pac:

themadchef

flash1080 wrote: »

I think I'll send her a text and let her know it's over.

Will go one of two ways:

1: You find your cock on the pillow in the morning.
2: She breathes a sigh of relief at no longer having to fake orgasms.

Either way, a clear winner here.

..."and not a single fúck was given on that day" by her i imagine.

Kiera

flash1080 wrote: »

She likes texting.

WTF? Are you both in your early teens?

flash1080

Kiera wrote: »

WTF? Are you both in your early teens?

No. She's always texting me though, I think she likes texting.

kfallon

flash1080 wrote: »

No.

Mid Teens??? :pac:

flash1080

kfallon wrote: »

Mid Teens??? :pac:

lol

flash1080

http://www.ehow.com/how_2163257_breakup-using-text-message.html

Dangerous Man

I used to have a Northern Irish lodger in my house and when I got drunk I'd insist that he said the word 'situation.'

"Go on, just fuckin' say it - say 'sit-yee-aaa-shun.'"

What?

airman101

Kiera wrote: »

Here have a spoon of cement and harden the fúck up. Ring the girl ffs!

having read all your replies to thread, Kiera...... I think i love you

GavRedKing

Bit of adult advice, dont txt her, hell I wouldnt even ring, I'd meet her face to face, much more personal.

< AH response >........ And then blast her with piss.

Kiera

airman101 wrote: »

having read all your replies to thread, Kiera...... I think i love you

I’m marmite

ejmaztec

airman101 wrote: »

having read all your replies to thread, Kiera...... I think i love you

Are you volunteering to be Kiera's gimp?

airman101

i FCUKING love marmite!!!!!

airman101

ejmaztec wrote: »

Are you volunteering to be Kiera's gimp?

defo.....

Kiera

ejmaztec wrote: »

Are you volunteering to be Kiera's gimp?

I need a new one actually. The old one is only a shell of a man now.

airman101 wrote: »

i FCUKING love marmite!!!!!

*backs out of thread*

airman101

ha ha, i tink i've gotten myself in too deep here!!!

Fukuyama

Jus keep demanding loads of sex until she breaks up with you... every woman has a cut off point when it comes to sex. Find hers, then exceed it.

*tosses a few boxes of condoms to the op*

Go get 'er son! Give 'er one for me!

themadchef

Dean0088 wrote: »

Jus keep demanding loads of sex until she breaks up with you.

Hmmm, dont know our K very well do you ! :pac:

Big Nasty

Yes OP,

Was in a relationship over 10 years back with an incredibly sexy chick - she was also the most difficult person I have ever met. 10 years on - would I like to do her again? Yes! Would I go out with her again? Definitely not!

airman101

im sure every1 has an ex to would like to go back to for some horizontal fun!!!!

Kiera

airman101 wrote: »

im sure every1 has an ex to would like to go back to for some horizontal fun!!!!

Jesus no! Cant stand any of my serious exes!

airman101

Kiera wrote: »

Jesus no! Cant stand any of my serious exes!

neither can i but ya dont hav to like some1 to do the 30 second samba???
30 second samba, is that just me i wonder???

Kiera

30 seconds? You plan on doing it twice?

hatrickpatrick

No, but I know quite a few girls who have been in that situation. Mentally and emotionally they absolutely hate the guy but they're sexually obsessed with him.

Must absolutely suck, feeling that way...

airman101

i can only do it twice if i get a good steak dinner and some orange juice in between, its all about protein and vitamin c

themadchef

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

.

Must absolutely suck

Right, im outta here... berfore the gutter takes over.

airman101 wrote: »

its all about protein and vitamin c

Maybe one more...

Keep telling us that! Bet your curtains have a lovely healthy glow off them :P

Kiera

airman101 wrote: »

i can only do it twice if i get a good steak dinner and some orange juice in between, its all about protein and vitamin c

Feck that. I’m not spending money on steak for you so you can only do it twice!

*your application for Kieras gimp has been unsuccessful*

seanoc2011

flash1080 wrote: »

where your head and heart tell you to break up with a girl but your cock tells you not to?

man... all the time lol

airman101

ok ok, i'll bring my own steak!!!! ill have to revamp my cv for future gimp applications!!