entering a phrase into google images and getting a graphic image back

CorkMan

I think all graphic images should be taken down from google images. Before i have entered "machete" but found an undesirable crime scene. Another time I typed in protests and found a person dead on the floor with his insides visible, same with "cluster bombs". BTW these searches are done under "strict" setting, so they shouldn't be shown.

Now, I am looking up "brain" but don't want to go into google search because I know i'll see another image of a fella with his brains hanging out his skull from a gunwound. (under strict setting) What do people think should be done? There is no way this should be happening.

red menace

i wanted a blue waffle for breakfast but Google ruined that on me too

chin_grin

Don't ever spell the word "goats" wrong!

Ruu_Old

How much time do you spend typing random phrases into Google? O_o

Gummy Panda

Erm.. turn on google safe search?

EDIT: make sure it actually is on strict. Delete your cookies

dilallio

I agree totally.

Cooked up some alphabet soup the other day and my 5 yr old son had spelt out the words Féck, Wánk, Shít, and Arsé on his plate.

These products need to be banned NOW before the country is ruined.

red menace

Have you set safe search to strict?

mahamageehad

If you don't want a graphic image stay away from searching for "machete clusterbombs brains"

Try instead one of the following:
rainbow
pineapple
wallpaper
smile
sunshine
unicorn



:pac::pac::pac:

AnonymousPrime

How do you recommend google takes these images down?

Do they analyse every image from the entire internet and decide which ones are bad?

Or do they take a Chinese government approach and only allow approved images?

Either way you are talking WAY too much man hours for a free service.

Also, remember, you are not entitled to google. If you don't like it, stop using it

JBnaglfar

Don't worry OP, I just googled 'brain' and it looks safe enough to me.

Then again I also googled 'protest' and 'machete' and didn't find anything like what was described in the OP

mahamageehad

JBnaglfar wrote: »

Don't worry OP, I just googled 'brain' and it looks safe enough to me.

Then again I also googled 'protest' and 'machete' and didn't find anything like what was described in the OP

You were disappointed weren't you?? :P

JBnaglfar

mahamageehad wrote: »

You were disappointed weren't you?? :P

Even with safesearch turned off, nothing . What's a guy to do?

craggles

Grow a pair.

Bloody Nipples

CorkWoMan wrote:

I think all graphic images should be taken down from google images. Before i have entered "machete" but found an undesirable crime scene. Another time I typed in protests and found a person dead on the floor with his insides visible, same with "cluster bombs". BTW these searches are done under "strict" setting, so they shouldn't be shown.

Now, I am looking up "brain" but don't want to go into google search because I know i'll see another image of a fella with his brains hanging out his skull from a gunwound. (under strict setting) What do people think should be done? There is no way this should be happening.

Sorted :pac:

Dwellingdweller

CorkMan wrote: »

I think all graphic images should be taken down from google images. Before i have entered "machete" but found an undesirable crime scene. Another time I typed in protests and found a person dead on the floor with his insides visible, same with "cluster bombs". BTW these searches are done under "strict" setting, so they shouldn't be shown

Hahahah, OP please think about how the f*** the bolded could possibly be achieved before you post.

kthx, the internet

Dwellingdweller

dilallio wrote: »

I agree totally.

Cooked up some alphabet soup the other day and my 5 yr old son had spelt out the words Féck, Wánk, Shít, and Arsé on his plate.

These products need to be banned NOW before the country is ruined.

Alphabet soup should be banned? :P swear words are everywhere, not just the internet. If you think the internet is to blame for your son's vulgarity then I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to keep him from it :rolleyes:

Owen

The Blue Waffle is good for the shock value. Tubgirl's another. Oh the fun I had sending that to people.

Owen

Dwellingdweller wrote: »

Alphabet soup should be banned? :P swear words are everywhere, not just the internet. If you think the internet is to blame for your son's vulgarity then I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to keep him from it :rolleyes:

The sarcasm, it's lost on you, isn't it ...

whydoibother?

Were searches for machete, cluster bomb and brain connected? Whatya plannin?:eek:

Dwellingdweller

PaintDoctor wrote: »

The sarcasm, it's lost on you, isn't it ...

Awh crap... :pac: must get the 'aul sarcasm detector fixed!

Duckjob

CorkMan wrote: »

I think all graphic images should be taken down from google images. Before i have entered "machete" but found an undesirable crime scene. Another time I typed in protests and found a person dead on the floor with his insides visible, same with "cluster bombs". BTW these searches are done under "strict" setting, so they shouldn't be shown.

Now, I am looking up "brain" but don't want to go into google search because I know i'll see another image of a fella with his brains hanging out his skull from a gunwound. (under strict setting) What do people think should be done? There is no way this should be happening.

Don't ever try to use Google to find where to buy cups for any girls you know...

CrazyRabbit

I suggest that you use Buddy Browser. It's designed with you in mind.

www.buddybrowser.com/

Barenaked Ladies was an impossibly hard band to find online when I was growing up. Kept getting distracted by the other results.

Marty McFly

PaintDoctor wrote: »

The Blue Waffle is good for the shock value. Tubgirl's another. Oh the fun I had sending that to people.

Damn my morbid curiousity, had to go and google tubgirl didnt I, its no blue waffle but wow its :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:, thats one classy lady.

RayM

In college, I once needed to find a picture of the 'entertainer' Adele King (I can't remember why I needed it, but it seemed important at the time). In a busy computer room, I typed her stage name into Google Images. The rest, as they say, is (presumably logged in the browser's) History.

pragmatic1

Put on safe search Helen Lovejoy.