Prank callS

Mr.Crinklewood

Today someone got the sister to phone the Golden Pages asking if there was a jewellers in Athenry. She came back with the results, and then was told to call back to ask for the number of The Fields of Athery.

James2693

Cool story bro.

orourkeda

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Today someone got the sister to phone the Golden Pages asking if there was a jewellers in Athenry. She came back with the results, and then was told to call back to ask for the number of The Fields of Athery.

Thats a shyte prank

Storminateacup

OMG! Wow. Thats a really interesting story.. please, will you tell it again?

Saila

ha ha ha hah ha ha hah ha ha ha

















I dont get it

KeithM89_old

James2693 wrote: »

Cool story bro.

No it wasnt.

Mr.Crinklewood

Storminateacup wrote: »

OMG! Wow. Thats a really interesting story.. please, will you tell it again?

No, just read it again.

TheZohanS

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Today someone got the sister to phone the Golden Pages asking if there was a jewellers in Athenry. She came back with the results, and then was told to call back to ask for the number of The Fields of Athery.

To phone the Golden Pages?! Since when could you phone the Golden Pages? Is someone telling fibbs?

James2693

KeithM89 wrote: »

No it wasnt.

Chill mawn. Think of the sausage rolls;)

God...

Congrats, tell to write a biography based on her experiences. It's a dead cert to be picked up and made into a movie.

Mr.Crinklewood

Saila wrote: »

ha ha ha hah ha ha hah ha ha ha

















I dont get it

That is because you are ugly, smell, and have no sense of humour.

Goldenegg

Remember people used to order pizzas to other peoples houses as a joke? Well an ex-friend of mine took it one step further. She used to ring skip companies and order skips to peoples houses who she didn't like and then go and spy the next morning to see the reaction on their faces when it arrived.

BluesBerry

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

That is because you are ugly, smell, and have no sense of humour.

Now now dont be bold :mad:

Mr.Crinklewood

Goldenegg wrote: »

Remember people used to order pizzas to other peoples houses as a joke? Well an ex-friend of mine took it one step further. She used to ring skip companies and order skips to peoples houses who she didn't like and then go and spy the next morning to see the reaction on their faces when it arrived.

Did not know that you could get crisps delivered.

Storminateacup

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Did not know that you could get crisps delivered.

I lol'd

Oranage2

I remember years ago i rang a number -

me - hello is john there

phone - yeah, who's this

me- paul!

Phone - ok i'll get him now

john - alright, who's this

me - Paul.

John - Paul who?

me - you know, paul

phone - beeb...beeb....beeb


best prank ever

Darlughda

What? Prank calls are fun.....if you are seven years old.


"Hi, Can I speak to one of the Walls?

Sorry, there are no Walls here

What there are no Walls there?

Thats right, no Walls.

Well, you better be careful 'cos your house might fall down."



Of course, the unforgettable day when we discovered a Mr. P Ness in the phonebook...

hondasam

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Today someone got the sister to phone the Golden Pages asking if there was a jewellers in Athenry. She came back with the results, and then was told to call back to ask for the number of The Fields of Athery.

The fields of Athenry is a shop

Ev84

Now this is a prank call gone wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmAyyvAcZY

sock puppet

TheZohan wrote: »

To phone the Golden Pages?! Since when could you phone the Golden Pages? Is someone telling fibbs?

Operator, give me the number for 911.

KungPao

Back when we were teenagers, me and my mate were making calls. I was rubbish at them and usually just burst out laughing before the punchline, and hang up.

My mate was much better at them, so he did this one where we found a funny name (can't remember the name...let's say it was Mr. Gayman).

So he dials and some lady answers and he proceeds to asking to speak to Mr. Gayman. His face was red from trying to hold in his laugh....all seems to be going well but then his face changed....to one of shock and sadness.

Turns out that he'd couldn't speak to Mr. Gayman because he had recently died.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Paddies day a few years back we were boozing in a house and one of the lads rang 11811 looking for the number of Harry Molloys Garage in Carraigstown. Got through to a really helpful fella who was trying his best but he was obviously half pissed and they were all drinking in the background judging by the noise and the fact he had it on speaker

(for those who haven't copped it, this garage is a fictional one from Fair City)

After a while he told him to ask one of the girls beside him and she copped it so we had a nice aul giggle and a long chat and when the phone was hung up yer mano decided to text him the number of pretty much every garage in the greater dublin area, the phone was beeping for the next hour
Great laugh at the time

Dan133269

Donovan Faithful Pan wrote: »

Paddies day a few years back we were boozing in a house and one of the lads rang 11811 looking for the number of Harry Molloys Garage in Carraigstown. Got through to a really helpful fella who was trying his best but he was obviously half pissed and they were all drinking in the background judging by the noise and the fact he had it on speaker

(for those who haven't copped it, this garage is a fictional one from Fair City)

After a while he told him to ask one of the girls beside him and she copped it so we had a nice aul giggle and a long chat and when the phone was hung up yer mano decided to text him the number of pretty much every garage in the greater dublin area, the phone was beeping for the next hour
Great laugh at the time

Joke's on them alright!

Forest Master

This one's a classic:

http://www.dudemasters.com/prankcalls/apache.wav

superstoner90

i remember in school one day during class my 2 friends and i snuck out of of class and went into the boys jacks and rang a supermacs and said:

phone(indian): hello?
me:hello? do you take away?
phone(indian woman):oh yes we do
me:whats 9 take away 2
phone:(indian woman): FUuuuuuuu *slams down phone*

also done that 3 or 4 times then grew tierd of it.
then rang mace in sligo (are school in outside sligo closes to riverstown)

phone:hello?
me:hello?
phone:hello?
me:well boss!
phone:hi
me: this is me , is that you?
phone: im not sure
me: it has to be you if thats me , dont you think?
phone: you rang me up to find out if this was me?
me:yes i did
phone: hmm
me: have you a beard?
phone:yes why
me: have you crabs in your beard?
phone:humm
me: is that a yes becouse where i come from humm means yes, have you cleaned you room son humm says me
phone:should you not clean your room now?
me: na your mother was clean enough last night
phone:il stab you if i find out who you are..
me: im just a regular joe , that wants to stick my dick into your mothers FANNNY
phone: F*UCK OFF *hangs up*

oh crist it was epic...

..oh good times in school but im finished now so the fun is over...:(

ScummyMan

Darlughda wrote: »

Of course, the unforgettable day when we discovered a Mr. P Ness in the phonebook...

Or indeed, Mr. Ben Dover...

anewme

Years ago when we were bored in work we used to ring Lino Richie (carpet shop in Finglas) and go

"hello............................is it me you are looking for" and hang up the phone

We thought it hilarious at the time.....little to be doing me thinks!

Dangerous Man

anewme wrote: »

Years ago when we were bored in work we used to ring Lino Richie (carpet shop in Finglas) and go

"hello............................is it me you are looking for" and hang up the phone

We thought it hilarious at the time.....little to be doing me thinks!

Ring him up and tell him you want carpet on the ceiling.

mfceiling

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Today someone got the sister to phone the Golden Pages asking if there was a jewellers in Athenry. She came back with the results, and then was told to call back to ask for the number of The Fields of Athery.

What happened then...

OPENROAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwAovQPSRhQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylak1yqutVg

leggo

We did prank calls on a radio show that I used to do. Waaayyy more difficult than they look...and the funniest stuff always happened when it went wrong. For example, once I had a complete brain fart, forgot what I was supposed to be saying by the time someone picked up and was caught completely off-guard when he asked who I was looking for. Panicking, I looked across the studio at the guy in there with me.

"Sean?" I said, congratulating myself on the inside for coming up with such a common name on the spot. Every decent-sized Irish business has a Sean working in it. That would mean he'd go looking for someone while I got my bearings and remembered the prank.

"This is Sean, how can I help?" he said.

Balls...

Dazza Mc kenna

http://www.youtube.com/user/FridayNightCranks?blend=1&ob=5#g/a
They have been doing prank calls for years