Unisex Toilets in Pubs.

SeaFields

So I'm just back from a piss up. All going good except the awkwardness of taking p!ss.

Twas a unisex toilet so after relieving ones self there was also the horrible conundrum of wimmin may have seeing ones p!ssing device.

More confident AH'ers than may may have dismissed such an occurrence as "wahey" type situation ( and windmilled ) but I was uncomfortable.

So how bout it AH...unisex bathrooms in the pub or "oh fcuk i hope he/she doesn't see me willy/lady bits"?!

El Guapo!

Unisex??......Maybe you need sex, I just had sex a couple of hours ago.....

RichieC

I'd feel like i was in Battle star galactica so obviously it would be cool as ****.

Dangerous Man

Where was this?

Overature

Mods, i think we need a "are you sure you want to post this, your obviously wasted" button

Micky Dolenz

Hee hee, you were peeing in the ladies, you weirdo :P

SeaFields

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Where was this?

Twas in Cork boi!

futonic

i think it sounds fantastic. but where is it? and what exactly do you mean by unisex toilets? urinals and cubicles mixed with mixed access?

trad

If it's Cork they were all pissing in the same field. Unisex bathroom me arse.

number10a

SeaFields wrote: »

Twas in Cork boi!

The Castle by any chance?? Cos that's not really a unisex toilet. It's more of a smoking area with urinals in it. :rolleyes:

El Guapo!

futonic wrote: »

i think it sounds fantastic. but where is it? and what exactly do you mean by unisex toilets? urinals and cubicles mixed with mixed access?

Just 1 big hole in the middle of the floor and everyone stands around it

futonic

Dean09 wrote: »

Just 1 big hole in the middle of the floor and everyone stands around it

Well that's not quite as exotic, but I suppose having read it was Cork, it could be worse...:)

SeaFields

futonic wrote: »

but where is it? and what exactly do you mean by unisex toilets? urinals and cubicles mixed with mixed access?

Shared mirrors and sinks but separate private places. Altho if someone wants to peer in a clear window....

alexa5x5

I hate the unisex toilets in The Church (Dublin), with all the twists and turns (and booze) down to them I always end up on the mens side.

mudokon

SeaFields wrote: »

Twas in Cork boi!

Suas? The first time I was in there went to the toilet, saw a girl in there as I opened the door and walked out again as I thought I was in the wrong toilet.

ScumLord

No you need sex in the toilets!

Blondini

SeaFields wrote: »

Twas a unisex toilet so after relieving ones self "?!

Me likee this ..

starbelgrade

trad wrote: »

If it's Cork they were all pissing in the same field. Unisex bathroom me arse.

If you ever ventured to leave Dublin & visit Cork City, you'd be surprised to see how similar it is to Dublin City. It's like Dublin-Mini, with a river in the middle, lots of shops from the UK, mostly grey & has a loads of people in tracksuits.

The good thing about Cork county however, is that unlike Dublin county, it does actually have fields - ones that aren't full of housing estates.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Dean09 wrote: »

Unisex??......Maybe you need sex, I just had sex a couple of hours ago.....

Well you're hardy.

holystungun9

Dean09 wrote: »

Just 1 big hole in the middle of the floor and everyone stands around it

Yeah, that's sounds like Cork alright.

Blondini

SeaFields wrote: »

So I'm just back from a piss up. All going good except the awkwardness of taking p!ss.

Twas a unisex toilet so after relieving ones self there was also the horrible conundrum of wimmin may have seeing ones p!ssing device.

More confident AH'ers than may may have dismissed such an occurrence as "wahey" type situation ( and windmilled ) but I was uncomfortable.

So how bout it AH...unisex bathrooms in the pub or "oh fcuk i hope he/she doesn't see me willy/lady bits"?!

Blah Blah .. whatever ...
Forget all that ... Does Lady-faeces smell good as suggested on certain internet sites?

number10a

SeaFields wrote: »

Shared mirrors and sinks but separate private places. Altho if someone wants to peer in a clear window....

Sober Lane???? What's with all the secrecy?!?! :P

trad

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you ever ventured to leave Dublin & visit Cork City, you'd be surprised to see how similar it is to Dublin City. It's like Dublin-Mini, with a river in the middle, lots of shops from the UK, mostly grey & has a loads of people in tracksuits.

The good thing about Cork county however, is that unlike Dublin county, it does actually have fields - ones that aren't full of housing estates.

Have visited Cork a good few time and am quite fond of it. Nice city, nice counrtyside outside it. As to my comment this is AH or am I in the wrong forum.

futonic

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you ever ventured to leave Dublin & visit Cork City, you'd be surprised to see how similar it is to Dublin City. It's like Dublin-Mini, with a river in the middle, lots of shops from the UK, mostly grey & has a loads of people in tracksuits.

The good thing about Cork county however, is that unlike Dublin county, it does actually have fields - ones that aren't full of housing estates.

Ah well, its not rly, 2b fair!

Blondini

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you ever ventured to leave Dublin & visit Cork City, you'd be surprised to see how similar it is to Dublin City. It's like Dublin-Mini, with a river in the middle, lots of shops from the UK, mostly grey & has a loads of people in tracksuits.

The good thing about Cork county however, is that unlike Dublin county, it does actually have fields - ones that aren't full of housing estates.

Salt,vinegar and ketchup on that shoulder please.

Solnskaya

alexa5x5 wrote: »

I love the unisex toilets in The Church (Dublin), with all the twists and turns (and booze) down to them I always end up on the mens side.

FYP:D

SeaFields

number10a wrote: »

Sober Lane???? What's with all the secrecy?!?! :P

Sober lane is a joke....I have never been anything but p!ssed inside there. False advertising!!!! :eek:

unknownlegend

It's common on the continent.

Solnskaya

starbelgrade wrote: »

If you ever ventured to leave Dublin & visit Cork City, you'd be surprised to see how similar it is to Dublin City. It's like Dublin-Mini, with a river in the middle, lots of shops from the UK, mostly grey & has a loads of people in tracksuits.

The good thing about Cork county however, is that unlike Dublin county, it does actually have fields - ones that aren't full of housing estates.

There's an awful lot of Cork people there though, but I suppose nowhere's perfect...

Solnskaya

unknownlegend wrote: »

It's common on the continent.

And popular with the incontinent.

Annasopra

OP why would women see your penis? surely you close your trousers before leaving the cubicle?

futonic

Johnnymcg wrote: »

OP why would women see your penis? surely you close your trousers before leaving the cubicle?

why would you do that?

SeaFields

Johnnymcg wrote: »

OP why would women see your penis? surely you close your trousers before leaving the cubicle?

I tried. The heineken got in the way....:o

Annasopra

futonic wrote: »

why would you do that?

why wouldn't you do it?

Solnskaya

It's so big I'd need to go out and get my mates to help cram it back in...

El Weirdo

futonic wrote: »

Ah well, its not rly, 2b fair!

What?

Poor Craythur

The mention of unisex toilets just reminds me of the travesty that was 'Ally McBeal'.

You suck, OP.

El Weirdo

Poor Craythur wrote: »

The mention of unisex toilets just reminds me of the travesty that was 'Ally McBeal'.

You suck, OP.

The mention unisex toilets just reminds me of Fabric.

You rule, OP!

SeaFields

Poor Craythur wrote: »

The mention of unisex toilets just reminds me of the travesty that was 'Ally McBeal'.

You suck, OP.

I'd apologise if i'd ever watched ally mcbeal (maybe)

minidazzler

SeaFields wrote: »

I'd apologise if i'd ever watched ally mcbeal (maybe)

Was it Suas? Or where? There aren't many places with unisex toilets here. But there are a few I suppose.

Gummy Panda

SeaFields wrote: »

So how bout it AH...unisex bathrooms in the pub or "oh fcuk i hope he/she doesn't see me willy/lady bits"?!

Just ask her nicely will she help you to hold it

Michellenman

unknownlegend wrote: »

It's common on the continent.

Yeah, I've only been to one club here in France that has had separate bathrooms for men and women. Although it's not just in clubs and the likes, the mens changing room in my swimming pool was out of order so they just bunged all the men in with the women. You'd be surprised how quickly you get used to it.

Mr. Loverman

I was in a unisex toilet recently.

The women there were really rude !

I was trying to take a dump in the urinal and they kept staring.

Irish women !!!

xsiborg

unisex toilets wouldnt bother me as i've often been known to use the ladies just for convenience sake, and tbh most girls have never batted an eyelid to a guy walking in to use the toilet, its mostly immature guys who titter and giggle at the sight of a guy coming out of the ladies. its not like i make a point of it, i just go for the first door i see, but i wouldnt do it in the likes of mcdonalds or the swimming pool as one poster said earlier, that'd just be asking for all sorts of trouble! :rolleyes: