This guy seriously needs to get new mates!

ArtyM

End-of-season party is pain in the rear

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/909800/end-of-season-party-is-pain-in-the-backside?cc=5739

:eek::eek::eek:

Kidchameleon

I wonder did he chalk the cue first?

Keith186

He pot the brown!


Ouch, really ouch.

Ronin247

Johnny was a soccer player and a friend stuck a pool cue up his a**e at an end of season party. During his hospital stay, he decided that he should sue the team for the dangerous carry on and asks his friend Mick to be his star witness at the enquiry.

The judge asks Mick for the details of the accident.
"Well, your honour, Johnny was doing a moonie and Tommy stuck a pool cue right up 'is arse an' fookin' destroyed 'im."
The judge says "This is a court of law! Please use language more suited to the surroundings!"
"Sorry," says Mick "the pool cue went up 'is hole and mangled 'im."
"Witness!" roars the judge "please use the proper descriptive terms! Surely you mean rectum??"
"Wrecked 'im, your honour? It nearly fookin' kilt 'im!"

Canis Lupus

The mind boggles when (drunk or not) someone thinks it's a funny idea to shove a pool cue up someones arse....

W.Shakes-Beer

Foul.

themadchef

....and a decent cushion to sit on.

Ouch.

holystungun9

he must be browned off

*sorry

major bill

*Trys desperatly to come up with a witty responce*

Should have went for the pink much higher score!!!

*Fails miserably*

mossyc123

Canis Lupus wrote: »

The mind boggles when (drunk or not) someone thinks it's a funny idea to shove a pool cue up someones arse....

Fair enough if you have a reckless attitude to your own safety when locked.

I just don't get people who do this kind of stuff.

It's not horseplay gone wrong, it's just pure badness.

An apology wouldn't be good enough for me in these circumstances.

I'd sue the arse off those responsible :pac:

Saila

well we can say for sure they are not homophobic anyway

Kess73

That's what happens when you build more roads and houses in places like Wales, and leave less fields for sheep.

kfallon

Well that disproves the "Up the bum, no harm done!" saying :pac:

CrazyRabbit

Cue the terrible puns...

Pompey Magnus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xLn-X8YJRg

eco2live

good job they did not go bowling

LAVADUDE

Is that horseplay in Wales I'd like to see what a bit of craic is

PeterIanStaker

people are cueing up to make witty comments.

CreepingDeath

Tough break.

yesno1234

mossyc123 wrote: »

Fair enough if you have a reckless attitude to your own safety when locked.

I just don't get people who do this kind of stuff.

It's not horseplay gone wrong, it's just pure badness.

An apology wouldn't be good enough for me in these circumstances.

I'd sue the arse off those responsible :pac:

I'd say it was an accident. It says your man done a "moonie" so I presume your man was just trying to give him a poke with it but was just a bit aggressive in his poking. It's not as if he was held down and they shoved it up his hole.

Unpossible

yesno1234 wrote: »

I'd say it was an accident. It says your man done a "moonie" so I presume your man was just trying to give him a poke with it but was just a bit aggressive in his poking. It's not as if he was held down and they shoved it up his hole.

As father finnigan used to say; "its all fun and games until someone ruptures a rectum"

eco2live

I am not sure we are getting the hole story. Sounds like the somebody got the wrong end of the stick.

orourkeda

Its a good job they weren't playing croquet

http://sugru.com/system/galleries/images/100/single/100.jpg?1298400571

Oranage2

Truely shocking that this article isnt about Sol Campbell!

holystungun9

He will have to ditch those 'mates'. How many times for the rest of his life is he going to be reminded about this? D'ya remember the time we stuck a cue up your hoel??

Unpossible

If only wales had podge and rodge on tv warning them not to stick things up their arse this might never have happened.