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  • 21-04-2011 9:26am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,293 ✭✭✭


    Friends are like knickers....Some crawl up your arse...

    Some snap under pressure...

    Some don't have the strength to hold you up...

    Some get a little twisted...

    Some are your favourite...

    Some are holey...

    Some are cheap and just plain nasty...

    And some actually do cover your arse when you need them.

    ___________________________

    A Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they tell lies.

    He decides to try it out at teatime at home.

    "Son, where have you been today"

    Son replies "I have been in school dad", to which the robot slaps him.

    "Ok, I have been at my mates house watching DVD's"

    Dad asks "What DVD's son"

    "Toy Story dad".. the robot slaps the son again.

    "OK, OK we were watching porno's" says the son

    "What" exclaims the dad,

    "When I was your age, we didn't know what porno's were"..

    The robot slapped the dad.

    Mum laughs "Hahahaha!.

    He is certainly your son"...

    The robot slapped the Mum.
    ___________________________

    A policeman with a sniffer dog came up to me and said,

    "My dog tells me you're on drugs"

    Me? "I said,


    You're the one with the bleeding talking dog!!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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