Is THAT what all the cool kids are doing these days???

NoDice

I was just reading a thread in TLL when I was reminded of a conversation I had the other day..

When I was younger I went to those teen discos and we had our own phrases for different things that went on there. Now I was horrified by what my friends came up with and they were equally sickened by what I had to say..

I think the worst one I remember hearing about is "Snowballing"..

It was when a girl would go down on a fella, do the deed, in her mouth keep the seed and then spit it into someone else's mouth

* I put in the spoiler just in case I'm not supposed to start a thread like this here. Mods delete if you like but I think it'll be funny to hear what other phrases and terms were! I suppose let's not get too graphic though and in the good ole humour of AH!

I'm also pretty sure no one blasted anyone with piss....

orourkeda

NoDice wrote: »

I was just reading a thread in TLL when I was reminded of a conversation I had the other day..

When I was younger I went to those teen discos and we had our own phrases for different things that went on there. Now I was horrified by what my friends came up with and they were equally sickened by what I had to say..

I think the worst one I remember hearing about is "Snowballing"..

It was when a girl would go down on a fella, do the deed, in her mouth keep the seed and then spit it into someone else's mouth

* I put in the spoiler just in case I'm not supposed to start a thread like this here. Mods delete if you like but I think it'll be funny to hear what other phrases and terms were! I suppose let's not get too graphic though and in the good ole humour of AH!

I'm also pretty sure no one blasted anyone with piss....

There's bounds to have been a few golden shower recipients.

KeithM89_old

Just dont ask what an Angry Dragon is :cool:

landsleaving

KeithM89 wrote: »

Just dont ask what an Angry Dragon is :cool:

That wasn't nearly as bad as I expected.

I am disappoint.

Deus Ex Machina

Sure the new big thing in the Wez these days is "the leaky basement". Urban dictionary that once you're finished eating.

AckwelFoley

fletching is back in.

hanna montana is big too.


Hmmmmm.

Uriel.

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Sure the new big thing in the Wez these days is "the leaky basement". Urban dictionary that once you're finished eating.

one night in Bangkok eh?:pac:

Owen

Munting anyone?

Captain Darling

snyper wrote: »

fletching is back in.

.

That something to do with Jessica Fletcher?

alexa5x5

NoDice wrote: »

I was just reading a thread in TLL when I was reminded of a conversation I had the other day..

When I was younger I went to those teen discos and we had our own phrases for different things that went on there. Now I was horrified by what my friends came up with and they were equally sickened by what I had to say..

I think the worst one I remember hearing about is "Snowballing"..

It was when a girl would go down on a fella, do the deed, in her mouth keep the seed and then spit it into someone else's mouth

* I put in the spoiler just in case I'm not supposed to start a thread like this here. Mods delete if you like but I think it'll be funny to hear what other phrases and terms were! I suppose let's not get too graphic though and in the good ole humour of AH!

I'm also pretty sure no one blasted anyone with piss....

Thats disgusting, what would either person get out of doing that? :eek:

MitchKoobski

KeithM89 wrote: »

Just dont ask what an Angry Dragon is :cool:

Burst out laughing in work after reading that. Then had to explain to my team leader standing next to me why I was laughing. I said it was a new meme on Reddit. REALLY hope he doesn't follow up on that.

MIRMIR82

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Sure the new big thing in the Wez these days is "the leaky basement". Urban dictionary that once you're finished eating.

Or 'felching' ahahaha

NoDice

Darn.. Urban dictionary is blocked here. Can someone copy and paste or something??

Ha also heard of "Strawberry Milkshake". <--

When the fella is about to come and at the same time punches the girl in the head... Blood and .... :pac:

Uriel.

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Thats disgusting, what would either person get out of doing that? :eek:

tis just another degree/type of kinkyness...to turn on those partaking in the activities..

same as any sexually related act to be honest... Can't imagine you will see it happen an awful lot in "real life" but it's common enough porn.. or so I am told.:cool:

landsleaving

NoDice wrote: »

Darn.. Urban dictionary is blocked here. Can someone copy and paste or something??

[/SPOILER]

2. leaky basement

Dangerous condition that often brings about toxic mold, foundation dammage and a host of additional problems. A leaky basement must be repaired.
After the hard rains I ingnored my leaky basement. This brought about the mold problem that made my family sick.

NoDice

Aaaah!! I can't believe I'm now looking forward to going home after work so that I can look these up in Urban dictionary! Put the meanings up here guys!! :pac:

Uriel.

NoDice wrote: »

Darn.. Urban dictionary is blocked here. Can someone copy and paste or something??

Ha also heard of "Strawberry Milkshake". <--

When the fella is about to come and at the same time punches the girl in the head... Blood and .... :pac:

hmmm Strawberry milkshake wouldn't be as good a name for a film though as Donkey Punch was

orourkeda

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Thats disgusting, what would either person get out of doing that? :eek:

A mouth full of sh1t and spunk

Rhyme

NoDice wrote: »

Darn.. Urban dictionary is blocked here. Can someone copy and paste or something??

Ha also heard of "Strawberry Milkshake". <--

When the fella is about to come and at the same time punches the girl in the head... Blood and .... :pac:

Or the strawberry shortcut, same as the above without the jizz.

PeterIanStaker

Two pages in and nobody's mentioned a blumpkin

henryporter

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

Two pages in and nobody's mentioned a blumpkin

The context is hilarious: "Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins."

epgc3fyqirnbsx

It was all Wolf bagging back in my day

AckwelFoley

necrophilia is soo under rated and generally frowned upon.

But, tbh, who are you harming?

Its just a little "me time"

mstan

All this thread has done is remind me I aint been in the Ladies Lounge lately. Must go into the Know your Loungers thread and see is there anything worth fapping over




Edit: Thank you Mycil1989

smk89

His seed! You sound like my religion textbook.

Firetrap

Great thread. Keep them coming :pac:

Ulysses Gaze

And then there's the Paddington Ambush for when the girl REALLY pisses you off.

Dwellingdweller

fucks sake, every time I look up these things I end up having uncontrollable laughter for 5mins plus. wild annoyin. :P

phasers

How about the spiderman?

Colilfc

Nothing like a good "Boston pancake"

Chnandler Bong

Sick fcuks the lot of you

Colilfc

Good god, I clicked on random on that urban dictionary and cupertino rainbow came up. That's lovely.

sdanseo

snyper wrote: »

hanna montana is big too.

She's legal now, too old for you. Leave her to us pros.

shane_rafferty

Colilfc wrote: »

Good god, I clicked on random on that urban dictionary and cupertino rainbow came up. That's lovely.

"she was pretty open minded , but would never allow me to try the cupertino rainbow with her"
lol

beano345

shildo

A shildo is when you take a sh1t and you freeze it and then shape it into a dildo, creating a **** dildo, "shildo".

phasers

^ This right here is why Boards needs a vomit smiley

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

^ This right here is why Boards needs a vomit smiley

That's a recession tip for the Ladies Lounge

beano345

phasers wrote: »

^ This right here is why Boards needs a vomit smiley

its messed up alright! first thing that come up when i clicked on urban dictionary

barbarians

Disgusting

Oh God! Wait 'til the horny, dirty teenagers get a hold of this.

Utterly disgusting, yet they're all probably at it :eek: :eek: :eek:

Mint Sauce

Shag bands (google it). My cousins 7 year old explained them to me a couple of months ago. Had heard of them before this, think there was even something similar when we were kids, but a heck of alot more innocent.

:eek:

StupidLikeAFox

I bet its just as innocent today as it was back then

pockets3d

I've been to these teenage discos and nothing like any of this ever happened to me.
I'm.........i'm one of those people that wasn't supposed to be there amn't I?

mahamageehad

pockets3d wrote: »

I've been to these teenage discos and nothing like any of this ever happened to me.
I'm.........i'm one of those people that wasn't supposed to be there amn't I?

uou're not supposed to be here father murphy!

orourkeda

How quickly we tire of sucking tits and grabbing arses.

I'd have been more than happy with a hand job

Latchy

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5057/5461347866_7ae921c628.jpg

^ When a pal asked you if you ' kissed the gee last night ' ? he was referring to a popular brand of rum .... not if you went down .

orourkeda

Latchy wrote: »

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5057/5461347866_7ae921c628.jpg

^ When a pal asked you if you ' kissed the gee last night ' ? he was referring to a popular brand of rum .... not if you went down .

Is your friend illiterate?

mickrock

I once knew a girl that was fond of bagpiping.

groovie

Tromboning deserves a mention

beano345

fancy a donkey punch

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch

Latchy

orourkeda wrote: »

Is your friend illiterate?

25 years ago ? No he was a young piss taker with a great sense of humor and enjoyed a good laugh

Edit- who's now a sales rep for Skunk Piss and Mountain Spew beer

NoDice

smk89 wrote: »

His seed! You sound like my religion textbook.

You have a religion textbook?

It rhymed with "deed".. :cool: And I wasn't sure if being too graphic would get the thread locked!

The Hulk Smash - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hulk%20Smash&defid=2307163 - EPIC!!!! Ha ha ha!