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RETIREMENT HOME TEST

  • 20-04-2011 11:02am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭


    During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, how do you determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?"

    'Well,' said the Director, ' we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket
    because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'



    'No.' said the Director,

    'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'


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