American postman takes a dump in somebody's garden!

Johnny Utah

A postman in Portland, Oregon was doing his round when suddenly he had to make an urgent delivery!

A neighbour caught the incident on camera.


http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/04/16/s-happens-postman-caught-delivering-smelly-package-video/





Anyone here ever been caught short while out in public?
How did you resolve the situation?

Saila

its a link to me myself and irene

fontanalis

Post man Pat and his black and white scat.

barbarians

My postman's name is Tom and he has a moustache.

PeterIanStaker

"Horatio, this postman was caught taking a sh!t in someone's garden."

Well, I guess he . . .

*puts on sunglasses*

. . . . delivered a brown envelope.

http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/:cool:

FatherLen

i was nearly caught in town(the big smoke) takin a auld tinkle down an alley after te poob. luckily i have the ability to stop mid stream and hold it for about half an hour.:pac:

rainbowdrop

Christ Almighty, state of the neighbour:eek:

You'd think he'd put his dentures in for his television appearance........

Son Of A Vidic

Express delivery?

galwayrush

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Express delivery?

I knew someone wouldm beat me to that:D

Dwellingdweller

How did I resolve it? I flushed afterward...

Mr.Crinklewood

Turd class delivery.

FlutterinBantam

HHmmm.... treating a serious matter a little jocosely folks.

I decided some weekend ago to walk down to the barbers for a tonsure.

Having consumed a nice portion of porridge prior to the perambulation I was not

surprised to get a good 'rush' on the 'brown rivet' about half way to my

destination.

I wasn't overly concerned as there was a pub near the barbers, but when the

load dropped suddenly and there was some 'cabbaging' on my kex urgent action was needed.

Passing a park,spotted some bushes, in, down with the trunks, and sprayed a very loose and unstable load all over the area.

To have that happen in a 'contained environment' would have been disasterous.

So no laughing matter.

chughes

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

"Horatio, this postman was caught taking a sh!t in someone's garden."

Well, I guess he . . .

*puts on sunglasses*

. . . . delivered a brown envelope.

http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/:cool:

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH !!!!!! Won't get fooled again......................

Johnny Utah

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

HHmmm.... treating a serious matter a little jocosely folks.

I decided some weekend ago to walk down to the barbers for a tonsure.

Having consumed a nice portion of porridge prior to the perambulation I was not

surprised to get a good 'rush' on the 'brown rivet' about half way to my

destination.

I wasn't overly concerned as there was a pub near the barbers, but when the

load dropped suddenly and there was some 'cabbaging' on my kex urgent action was needed.

Passing a park,spotted some bushes, in, down with the trunks, and sprayed a very loose and unstable load all over the area.

To have that happen in a 'contained environment' would have been disasterous.

So no laughing matter.

A few questions:



How did you wipe?


Did you 'follow through' with the hair cut thereafter?


If so, did the barber notice the smell from your $hitty arse?

FlutterinBantam

Johnny Utah wrote: »

A few questions:



How did you wipe?


Did you 'follow through' with the hair cut thereafter?


If so, did the barber notice the smell from your $hitty arse?

Luckily Johny I had an old wodge of kitchen tissue in my pocket and drew that across the badge.
No real need for a wipe tbh, as the load discharged cleanly, and in fact almost 'drew an ace' on the kitchen paper. Only faint smudging.

Had my usual step in the barbers,and I doubt if he noticed any fent from my nethers ,as a cursory inspection of my dung hampers that night only had the usual light skidding.



Thanks for your concern:cool:

Xivilai

He should know that ****ting like that is bad for his posture....

Bah

cosmicfart

I think the postie saw a Rottweiler and shat himself, literally

Xivilai

He got a run of the scutters and decided to really letter rip


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