Anybody here a wasp expert?

letsallgotothe

a wasp flew into my room-chased it with newspaper but it flew away somewhere...dont know where its gone...cant hear that sound they make...how do i kill it now?

Colilfc

piss blast.....

Poor Craythur

WASPs - blue-blooded and like their vodka.

Hookah

Can you play the flute?

FatherLen

it sounds like a rare polynesian wasp. you better be wearing good shoes because they dont sting they bite ya and they're deadly




at hiding.






can you sing in the key of g?

pickarooney

I'm going to go with the theory that it went out the window.

sensibleken

Im an expert and i can asssure you the only way to kill a wasp is to burn the house down

Fremen

Learn the language of the wasps. Breed with their women. In time, your differences will come to none.

Saila

if a wasp flies in your room and it doesnt make a noise, is it really there?
:rubs chin:

Kasabian

letsallgotothe wrote: »

a wasp flew into my room-chased it with newspaper but it flew away somewhere...dont know where its gone...cant hear that sound they make...how do i kill it now?

Tell it you're a catholic and it will go mad. Wolfe Tone will then be along to help you kill it.

Griffen262

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kLxp2Z-v-k

edit: Damn you FatherLen!

Bogsnorkler

Does it have a face like a hat?

gent9662

If you can't get the wasp out, well then breed him out.

Degag

I just killed one a few minutes ago:cool:

OP, i'm going to scare you a bit probably, but before Christmas i was in my room watching TV one night and this huge wasp appeared out of my curtains and started flying around the place uncontrolably. It wouldn't stop for long enough to kill it so i resorted to spraying a can of Lynx at it to poison it. It worked but the bugger must have been nesting in my curtains for months.

Orando Broom

Hookah wrote: »

Can you play the flute?

In the absence of that skillset just act the flute.

sollar

Them wasps bear an awful grudge.. if you don't get him he will get you back.

Duggy747

It's either burn the house down tonight or when you go to sleep tonight it'll crawl down your mouth, sting the inside of your throat and your little slumber will become eternal.

If not that it'll probably lay some eggs in your stomach (if it's zee queen) along with it's spider friends (who'll crawl in your ears and lay their eggs behind your eyes...............plus, they might have some dinner by chewing on your brain, too.)

Posy

For some reason, they have a tremendous fear of stamps.

alexa5x5

Id say its in the curtains, they always end up getting stuck there.

letsallgotothe

Degag wrote: »

I just killed one a few minutes ago:cool:

OP, i'm going to scare you a bit probably, but before Christmas i was in my room watching TV one night and this huge wasp appeared out of my curtains and started flying around the place uncontrolably. It wouldn't stop for long enough to kill it so i resorted to spraying a can of Lynx at it to poison it. It worked but the bugger must have been nesting in my curtains for months.

thank god for alcohol

phasers

if that wasp has a chance, he'll kill you and everybody you care about. Burn the house down OP, save your loved ones.

gurramok

Wasps are the scum of the insect world. A good punch from the fist will knock it out for you, do never show any fear. Once dazzled, squash it!

Saila

FatherLen wrote: »

can you sing in the key of g?

ah you still have much to learn, its actually the key of e or it wont work

Canis Lupus

You need to construct a flamethrower like in Alien.

RichieC

Light a candle and it will fly into it.

Luxie

I was always told that if you didn't scare a wasp it was unlikely to sting you.

I got stung in the lift at work once, so that disspelled that theory, the first thing I noticed was the pain.

gurramok

Luxie wrote: »

I was always told that if you didn't scare a wasp it was unlikely to sting you.

I got stung in the lift at work once, so that disspelled that theory, the first thing I noticed was the pain.

That's bees that are harmless unless attacked first. Disgracefully some people still think bees are dangerous when its in fact the wasps and yet we need bees for agriculture.:mad:

Saila

Luxie wrote: »

the first thing I noticed was the pain.

did you not see the baseball bat he was carrying, how could you miss that :eek:

ART6

When you go to bed, tape a hot chilli to your nose. He will think it's your nose and that you have been drinking heavily. He will then sting the chilli and burn his ass off.:p

stovelid

Put on a hornet outfit and walk around the house buzzing menacingly to pysch him out.

ejmaztec

A wasp, the poor man's bee.

smokedeels

remove the heart and bury it under hallow ground

hal9000

The common wasp if left unatended for 37seconds in an Irish House will metamorphose into this http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/gianthornet1.jpg