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Accidental heroes!

  • 19-04-2011 12:21am
    #1
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    Is there any greater failure?

    I was coming home on the LUAS tonight, and I saw an opportunity for being a creep.

    I talked to a couple of young wans and explained to them that I'd be their drunken old creep for the night.

    They tried to get me to go dancing.

    It reminded me of the time, when a mate of mine tried to fake injury, and managed to save a match-winning goal by getting his face in the way of a sliotar as he was pretending to faint.

    So, AHers, when have you tried to do something dishonourable only for it to blow up in your face?


Comments

  • #2
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    None of your post makes any sense.


  • #3
    Screaminmidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    How did some girls trying to get you to dance remind you of a guy getting his face smashed with a sliothar??


  • #4
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    You take drugs, don't ya buddy?


  • #5
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    OP?


  • #6
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Tell me another story OP.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCOPuGBg_W0


    dooo doo doooo doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


  • #8
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    orourkeda wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJlIGDImiU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyr7x2aaok4


  • #9
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I think this thread is fantastic.


  • #10
    Shield
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,808 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    Extra cheese just for you OP...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHsCGoZst-w


  • #11
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    At first glance I thought the title said accidental herpes. I'm not convinced that's not what he meant to type now that I've read the post.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • #12
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I knocked a child down and killed it, then some time travelers came and told me that he was in fact a future Hitler, so I was vindicated.

    Not that his ignorant prick parents were having any of that :(


  • #13
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    OP you need to get out more. What have you got at the moment? A weekend pass?


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    in before the nest


  • #15
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Gabriel Spoiled Noose wrote: »
    None of your post makes any sense.

    It's forty minutes later. I should be making less sense.

    Oh, right.... well he started it, the smug bastard...d'ya wanna piece of me?

    Sense.

    *Mutters and goes home*


  • #16
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    It's forty minutes later. I should be making less sense.

    Oh, right.... well he started it, the smug bastard...d'ya wanna piece of me?

    Sense.

    *Mutters and goes home*



    Yore ma


  • #17
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Screaminmidget wrote: »
    How did some girls trying to get you to dance remind you of a guy getting his face smashed with a sliothar??

    He put on a shirt pretending that he wanted to hurl, and I chatted them up pretending that I wanted sex.


  • #18
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    He put on a shirt pretending that he wanted to hurl, and I chatted them up pretending that I wanted sex.

    You wanted sex from him?


  • #19
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Tell me another story OP.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCOPuGBg_W0


    dooo doo doooo doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Up yours *igger.


  • #20
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    I think this thread is fantastic.

    Consider your sarcasm thanked my good sir.

    I challenge you to a race around the world (in eighty days).

    Eighty days?!

    *shocked Lords*


  • #21
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    He put on a shirt pretending that he wanted to hurl, and I chatted them up pretending that I wanted sex.

    ah now pretending to puke on people is just weird


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  • #22
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    At first glance I thought the title said accidental herpes. I'm not convinced that's not what he meant to type now that I've read the post.

    Harsh...Harsh, but fair.

    Still a bit harsh.


    But fair.


  • #23
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    Consider your sarcasm thanked my good sir.

    I challenge you to a race around the world (in eighty days).

    Eighty days?!

    *shocked Lords*

    how is it a race if you must take 80 days to complete it :confused:


  • #24
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    RichieC wrote: »
    I knocked a child down and killed it, then some time travelers came and told me that he was in fact a future Hitler, so I was vindicated.

    Not that his ignorant prick parents were having any of that :(

    Y'see, now you're getting into the spirit of the thread. Well done Richie.


  • #25
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Offy wrote: »
    You wanted sex from him?

    Oh yeah, confuse the drunk. I hope you feel big. Y'big man. Where are my

    cans? I'm leaving.

    *two fingers*:pac:


  • #26
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Saila wrote: »
    how is it a race if you must take 80 days to complete it :confused:

    Maximum time allowed my dear Phileas.

    (It's a stupid literary reference.):)


  • #27
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    thought i was been a good samaritan by stopping a lad from been battered by giving him a lift but insted turned into a 10 minute car chase that the dukes of hazard would have been proud off!!!!.


  • #28
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    Maximum time allowed my dear Phileas.

    (It's a stupid literary reference.):)
    fog off


  • #29
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    Up yours *igger.

    I was being sincere!


  • #30
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I was being sincere!

    Honesty and sincerity are probably the two things I distrust most in this world. I used to take them for granted.

    I may be damaged.:(

    Aah, but shur fcuk them.:pac::):cool:


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  • #31
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    /stabs choc in the back


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