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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

  • 18-04-2011 5:15pm
    #1
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭


    Mine:

    "when suckling yer Ma's nipples for milk, nibble around them first. Think of it as practise our lad"

    you?


Comments

  • #2
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Do what you're told.


  • #3
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Mine:

    "when suckling yer Ma's nipples for milk, nibble around them first. Think of it as practise our lad"

    you?

    Me?
    yes i do that on your Ma's nipples.


  • #4
    Gordon Gecko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭Gordon Gecko


    Get in a visa application for Canada/Australia as soon as they discharge you


  • #5
    Raging_Ninja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭Raging_Ninja


    school is not for losers.


  • #6
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Breathe.


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  • #7
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    wear sunscreen


  • #8
    Smartly Dressed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Smartly Dressed


    Think. Decide. Do not hesitate.


  • #9
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Youre lucky I didnt jerk off instead.


  • #10
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Day day binkie boo-boo googoo gaga num nums.


  • #11
    triple-M
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    never vote ff


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  • #12
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Never rub another mans rhubarb.


  • #13
    I Love Cheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭I Love Cheese


    Always pull out


  • #14
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Question everything


  • #15
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    goo goo ga ga oooooooooh goo baaa yeeeeeeey ga ga goo


  • #16
    bowsie010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭bowsie010


    Fly like an eagle,touch the sun.


  • #17
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind".

    "Love many, trust few and always paddle your own canoe".


  • #18
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Grow up you stupid baby.


  • #19
    Knine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Knine


    Four legs good, two legs bad.


  • #20
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Stupid babies need the most attention


  • #21
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    triple-M wrote: »
    never vote ff

    Don't use boards for political advice.:P


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  • #22
    inode
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭inode


    love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe


  • #23
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    People suck, kill yourself.


  • #24
    El Horseboxo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,341 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    Nothing. It wouldn't understand a fúcking thing i was saying.


  • #25
    parmaviolet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28 ✭parmaviolet


    Call for help, but row away from the rocks.


  • #26
    Jake Rugby Walrus666
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    'If you're cooking some spaghetti and the only pot you have is too small then holding the pasta in your two hands snap it in half. It will now fit in the pot.'


  • #27
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,763 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Good job. Your going to spend a portion of your life trying to get back into one of those


  • #28
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Try wiping your own arse for a change.


  • #29
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    You kinda just had kinky sex with your own mother...remember that.


  • #30
    pockets3d
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭pockets3d


    Do the right thing.

    Simples. Also Spike Lee


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  • #31
    Magic Eight Ball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Magic Eight Ball


    If a certain individual asks ya "D'ya wanna be in my gang?" Run for your ****ing life!!


  • #32
    starviewadams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Be kind to your knees,you'll miss them when they're gone.


  • #33
    tempura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭tempura


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    Mine:

    "when suckling yer Ma's nipples for milk, nibble around them first. Think of it as practise our lad"

    you?

    Jesus wept !

    What age are you ? Id guess about 12.


  • #34
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Your parents hate you, don't trust them, that's why they decided to have you at the worst possible time this country has seen in 50 years.


  • #35
    Lab_Mouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭Lab_Mouse


    use condoms


  • #36
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Don't

    Smoke

    Crack


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  • #37
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Rent is not dead money


  • #38
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Religion is bullshit.


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