Be flattered or disappointed??

holystungun9

Usually I get asked for drugs at clubs, but last night I got asked for sex (in no uncertain way) by a gay guy. Not my thing so that was the end of that.........but to be fair he was a 10/10(don' t ask me how I am judging that!). Should I celebrate my apparent promotion from shady drug dealer to...well...whatever I was to that guy last night? Or should I just retire my pen!s and tuck it back as I seem to have come to end of the line as regards female attention?

Guide me with your wisdom AH.

Hookah

No big deal.

He just happened to pick up your latent homosexuality on his gaydar.

chin_grin

holystungun9 wrote: »

Usually I get asked for drugs at clubs

Hmm, where do I go with this..............................?

TanG411

Give up now.

pragmatic1

Wouldnt put much thought into it.

Zebra3

holystungun9 wrote: »

Guide me with your wisdom AH.

Oxymoron of the day.

cml387

Do you sell "Cake"?

holystungun9

Hookah wrote: »

No big deal.

He just happened to pick up your latent homosexuality on his gaydar.

I'm not so sure. My gogo dancer friend reckons maybe it was the assless chaps I wore.

Wouldn't worry.. Take it as a compliment since the same thing looks good to both gay men and straight women.

cml387

(in no uncertain way)


..and that's litotes.

Hyperbullet

cml387 wrote: »

Do you sell "Cake"?

He's a boz boz, of course he does. You custard gannet.

Hookah

holystungun9 wrote: »

I'm not so sure. My gogo dancer friend reckons maybe it was the assless chaps I wore.

:pac:

Blatant latency.

CrazyRabbit

You should have just said yes to the guy. Then ask for €50 afterwards.

ChopShop

holystungun9 wrote: »

Usually I get asked for drugs at clubs, but last night I got asked for sex (in no uncertain way) by a gay guy. .

Maybe he was offering it in exchange for said drugs?

uSmellLikeSoup

I was told last night that I drive a 'drug dealers' car.

People who drink will often say anything.. I assume they were drunk?

Eric Cartman

cml387 wrote: »

Do you sell "Cake"?

thats dangerous man, i heard of a lad who ate a load of cake and cried all the water out of his body

uSmellLikeSoup

uSmellLikeSoup wrote: »

I was told last night that I drive a 'drug dealers' car.

People who drink will often say anything.. I assume they were drunk?

Was told the same thing before but took it as a compliment.. Drug dealers can have really nice cars.

evercloserunion

Sell your story to the Daily Mail as proof that all gays are sex-crazed drug dealers. You'll double your money if you say the gay guy who propositioned you was a Muslim.

strokemyclover

OP is hoping he said no to the gay guy and tried to convince himself he brought drugs to the club when he pulled the johnny from his ass this morning.

CatFromHue

holystungun9 wrote: »

last night I got asked for sex (in no uncertain way) by a gay guy. .

you could try and convert this into some sort of chat up line.

from what you posted it sounds like the guy wasnt too articluate on trying to chat you up.

you now have a way of relating to women who have been "treated like meat" by men.

holystungun9

CatFromHue wrote: »

you could try and convert this into some sort of chat up line.

from what you posted it sounds like the guy wasnt too articluate on trying to chat you up.

you now have a way of relating to women who have been "treated like meat" by men.

Yeah, turn a negative into a positive, I like it.

*sidles up to girl in bar...."Sorry for bothering you but I just need to know something. Are all men d1cks?? Why do I ask? well that guy over there grabbed my ar5e and said 'let's go to the bathroom'. He treated me like a piece of meat, it's just not on. Sorry, I should introduce myself........."
And then BAM!, she's feeling empathy, she sees I'm nice guy, one thing leads to another...

Back of the net... thanks CatFromHue

discus

strokemyclover wrote: »

OP is hoping he said no to the gay guy and tried to convince himself he brought drugs to the club when he pulled the johnny from his ass this morning.

Bwahaha! Ah, the banter amongst lads...

xzanti

holystungun9 wrote: »

Usually I get asked for drugs at clubs, .

You must look like a scumbag

bleg

Eric Cartman wrote: »

thats dangerous man, i heard of a lad who ate a load of cake and cried all the water out of his body

What a ****ing disgrace.

cml387

It also affects that part of the brain known as "Shatner's Bassoon".

But I think you all knew that.

Eric Cartman

bleg wrote: »

What a ****ing disgrace.

its not natural, its a made up drug