If Mr Burns gave you a job as Power Plant Manager, what would you change?

veryangryman

For some reason, i keep dreaming that hes just hired me to do said job. And i cant bring myself to fire Homer...

What a waste of 2 dreams, i know...

Buddly

the dental plan

phasers

Fire Homer.

mikemac

Shut down Sector 7G

But I'd need to clear that with the canary. The canary owns the plant

Blazer

Ask Carl and Lenny if they're gay

KeithM89_old

No more apples in the vending machine.

Saila

all the lightbulbs for radiated glowsticks

KnifeWRENCH

Find a heroic dog to make executive vice president.

SadieSue

I would re-hire Mindy hehe.

im invisible

i wish the candy machine wasnt so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills

Chaotic_Forces

I'd have the OP shot for not saying "the manager of the nuclear power plant".

phasers

KeithM89 wrote: »

No more apples in the vending machine.

PLEASE.

Mushy

Encourage him with the 100% service charge for Ticketmaster.

SeaFields

Continue the research with the flying monkeys.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Relocate the plant to Japan - as close as possible to major fault-line where an earthquake is most likely to happen.

Then buy a canary.

JerryHandbag

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent

watna

More donuts

mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Mrmoe

Blame anythingg that goes wrong on that idiot Tibor.

LowOdour

id have an investigation in to grimey's death.

mikemac

You know your career is going nowhere when an inanimate carbon rod is more senior to you

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Relocate the plant to Japan

The place with the strange cartoons which cause seizures

Fromvert

Give the inanimate carbon rod a promotion.

http://americanglob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Inanimate-Carbon-Rod.gif

Mr Trade In

I would free the canary,then hold Monty to ransom,also I would release a Grimey pencil set.

Poor Craythur

If I was a bloke, the first thing I would do would be ride Mindy. But because I'm female, I'd ride Carl. He can't take a bad picture, you know!

Secondly? Why, get rid of those chair-moisteners from Sector 7G, of course.

Saila

employ another 'grimes' like character, the lulz

miseian

more tartar sauce!

Dudess

I'd pay Zutroy more than a shiny penny - that's just miserable! I'd give the duck, Stuart, a promotion - he's a hard worker. And I wouldn't confuse the Hispanic guy's son Reynaldo with his son Rolando.

Oranage2

I'd enter a team into a baseball league, make abet with shelbyville, then hire riggers when the team gets to the final.

For Forks Sake

Hire me a new prank monkey

Arnold Layne

Waylon Smithers' gender

Jesus Wept

KeithM89 wrote: »

No more apples in the vending machine.

phasers wrote: »

PLEASE.

Left this in the suggestion box of a couple places I worked, the ones with suggestion boxes.

BBDBB

my life insurance

Superbus

Officially change it to the 'Nucular' Plant.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Release the Brazilian soccer team who were working in the reactor.

Mushy

feelingstressed wrote: »

The place with the strange cartoons which cause seizures

Or the sandel-wearing fishmongers

talla10

Invent my own religion do i can avoid paying tax.

Sonics2k

This thread is one of those things that shows The Simpsons influence on people over the years.

I approve.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Mushy wrote: »

Or the sandel-wearing fishmongers

Sandal wearing goldfish tenders.

Chaotic_Forces

Find the instruction manual; the fu*k do I want to be like Homer and only discovering the the door-closing-thingy when it's the wee hours of the afternoon.

On a more serious note: get rid of that idiotic team of yes-men laywers.

Mushy

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Sandal wearing goldfish tenders.

Dah ****e!

deise go deo

I would get Homer to repeat his plan of becoming so obese that he could work from home, then send him to Japan to help plug their Nuclear problems.

talla10

Catch a bee in a bottle and get the drones from secter 7g to mind the bee underground in case of a 'surprise' inspection.

Find out where that tube in Burn's office goes..