Livening up a 30th

So in June a guy I know is having his 30th and its just a few drinks out in Dublin. So I am looking for ideas, practical jokes, or just about anything to liven up the night.

Not looking for things that require group planning and committment... like simple go karting and that kind of idea. I want something that instead I can sit on myself (or recruit a few partners in crime) and just spring on everyone during the night by either doing it... having it happen... or telling everyone "right lads, its time to up and go to....." or whatever.

Not just a lads night out, ladies present too. So lap dancing clubs.... not so much.

Willing to consider options such as leaving dublin. Played with the notion of organising myself and a couple of others to kidnap him for the very late ferry out of Dublin to continue the party elsewhere... or organise a mini bus to do something....

Throw out a few thoughts anyway, wilder the better. Funnier the better too.

kfallon

Go to a strip club, tell him ye all chipped in for a private dance for him and as he's about to go into the booth whisper in his ear, "We paid a bit extra cos it's your birthday, you can finger her whenever you want during the strip!!!"

Sit back and enjoy the fireworks :pac:

ilovesleep

Dont for the love of god bring a kangaroo dancing

Good start good start.... anything that WONT get him killed or maimed however might be the way to go :-)

AnonoBoy

Get Don Conroy to come out with ye.

He can draw pictures of owls if things start getting too sedate.

latenia

A bag of yokes.

Spunge

Just get him a pair of slippers and some diagnosis murder DVDs, he's too old now for all that other malarky.

MagicMarker

Kill a stripper.

....Or anything that gets anyone else killed of maimed....

Duggy747

Have him sectioned.

Unpossible

Take him go-karting or something

fizzynicenice

http://www.hireamidget.com/

For Forks Sake

latenia wrote: »

A bag of yokes.

Bag of glue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYO2GffqnmI

gosuckonalemon

latenia wrote: »

A bag of yokes.

I second this. Those who have taken them before will know what to expect and will also have great craic watching the yoke virgins off their head, talking bollix to strangers for the night. And they only cost about a fiver a pop. Win win situation.

Two strippers who'll lick the box off each other

Spunge

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

I second this. Those who have taken them before will know what to expect and will also have great craic watching the yoke virgins off their head, talking bollix to strangers for the night. And they only cost about a fiver a pop. Win win situation.

They do have a nice Buzz to Cost ratio now that you mention it. Recession buster !

ballsymchugh

an antiques roadshow marathon.

nozzferrahhtoo

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

I second this. Those who have taken them before will know what to expect and will also have great craic watching the yoke virgins off their head, talking bollix to strangers for the night. And they only cost about a fiver a pop. Win win situation.

I know nothing about drugs really having taken none knowingly aside from normal weed.

However I am convinced someone DID slip something into my drink when I was on my 18th Birthday in Fibber McGees in Dublin (November 1996).

Strangely only one thing happened, and nothing happened before or after that incident. The toilet in the toilets spoke to me. Not in the sense where the cistern was the face and the lid was going up and down as a mouth, I mean I was looking down into the toilet bowl and it became an enormous talking mouth.

To this day I have never been sure what someone could have slipped me to have such a profound, short lived, very localised effect. Sometimes I think it may just have been the fumes that made up the standard of cleanliness Fibbers employed in their toilets at that time.

I may never know. No one admitted to anything.

mikom

Bunga bunga party?

fizzynicenice

fizzynicenice wrote: »

http://www.hireamidget.com/

Now we are on the right track, shame this is only in the US.

For Forks Sake

nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »

However I am convinced someone DID slip something into my drink when I was on my 18th Birthday in Fibber McGees in Dublin (November 1996).

None of the scruffy c*nts in Fibbers would give their drugs away.

nozzferrahhtoo

For Forks Sake wrote: »

None of the scruffy c*nts in Fibbers would give their drugs away.

Indeed. I reckon whoever it was it was someone in my group who was there with me that night but normally would not be.