Capitalism, Socialism, Nationalism, Unionism,Individualism, Communism? Pffft.

AskMyChocolate

Ok, AHers. It's the great AH pillow fight. Hit whoever you want but not too hard.

I'll start.

Kimberlys are a far superior biscuit to those flashy Mikados.

Brown sauce is a far superior accompaniment to a rasher sammich than ketchup will ever be.

Ketchup is a far superior condiment to red sauce.

Condiment is a much better word than sauce.

Red is the best colour.

At least I spell it colour rather than color.

Yeah? Well you loose.

It's lose.

Don't patronise me.

I think you'll find it's pronounced patronise.

(Can't find the accents but you get the gist.)

Is that a hard or a soft G?

I'll show you the difference between hard and soft.

*Swaps foam pillow for a good old-fashioned Duck-down pillow*

Let the un-fights commence.:pac:

gargleblaster

You forgot Onanism.

Geansai Rua

Load a sh*te-ism...

El Weirdo

Lockism?

chin_grin

Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

Nodin

Just remember, everything in moderation. Overdoing the smoke=bad.

strobe

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Ok, AHers. It's the great AH pillow fight. Hit whoever you want but not too hard.

I'll start.

Kimberlys are a far superior biscuit to those flashy Mikados.

Yep.

Brown sauce is a far superior accompaniment to a rasher sammich than ketchup will ever be.

Yep.

Ketchup is a far superior condiment to red sauce.

Same thing sunshine.

Condiment is a much better word than sauce.

Nonsense. Go back to Russia America.

Red is the best colour.

Red's cool. But stop being racist, you filthy bigot.

At least I spell it colour rather than color.

Yep. I see you have moved out of America since statement 3. Good for you, but to be honest you job prospects were probably better there man.

Yeah? Well you loose.

I am loose. But that's between me and my doctor., thank you very much...

It's lose.

It's wins. That's lose.

Don't patronise me.

OK, you are way to clever for that. Well done. You should feel really proud.

I think you'll find it's pronounced patronise.

I think you will find it's pronounced pronounced.

Is that a hard or a soft G?

Depends on the intensity of the foreplay I have found.

I'll show you the difference between hard and soft.

In terms of the resistance of the surface to scratching or in terms of the common colloquial usage of the terms? Define your terms!

*Swaps foam pillow for a good old-fashioned Duck-down pillow*

Now you're talking my wave frequency. (Problem Lecky Engineers?)

Let the un-fights commence.:pac:

Quite my good man. :man:

Wait...wait...what?

kowloon

I'll have whatever you're having.

Solnskaya

The PS are better than politicians, but worse than dole bludgers. Ryanair is worse than Aer Lingus, but better, and a pothole beats a crater, but only by a socialist???!!?? Am I doing this right????

Sanjuro

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Ok, AHers. It's the great AH pillow fight. Hit whoever you want but not too hard.

I'll start.

Kimberlys are a far superior biscuit to those flashy Mikados.

Brown sauce is a far superior accompaniment to a rasher sammich than ketchup will ever be.

Ketchup is a far superior condiment to red sauce.

Condiment is a much better word than sauce.

Red is the best colour.

At least I spell it colour rather than color.

Yeah? Well you loose.

It's lose.

Don't patronise me.

I think you'll find it's pronounced patronise.

(Can't find the accents but you get the gist.)

Is that a hard or a soft G?

I'll show you the difference between hard and soft.

*Swaps foam pillow for a good old-fashioned Duck-down pillow*

Let the un-fights commence.:pac:

*backs out of thread. Slowly.

dr.bollocko

And with that askmychocolate scores a hattrick of threads locked in one day. It was close. I mean it's 10 to 12 now but a good effort late on produced the results. After hours is not a blog. Please don't treat it as such.