Chain text messages.

themadchef

I despise chain text messages. They are like a plague. Phone goes beep, flip it open and youre one sentence in when you realise it's a chain text :mad: fffffuuuuuu.

Latest installment "today begins the 90th anniversary of the apparition of the virgin of Fatima...blah, blah blah, send this on or die horribly share this with ten people close to your heart and you will hear good news"
Clearly, i never forward them on.

My reply asking them to stop the chain messages doesn't seem to be working though.


Make it stop...please.

cosmicfart

themadchef wrote: »

Make it stop...please.

ive just called the cops they are on the way

kfallon

What sort of a cunt sends these on eh???

CreepingDeath

themadchef wrote: »

I despise chain text messages. They are like a plague. Phone goes beep, flip it open and youre one sentence in when you realise it's a chain text :mad: fffffuuuuuu.

Latest installment "today begins the 90th anniversary of the apparition of the virgin of Fatima...blah, blah blah, send this on or die horribly share this with ten people close to your heart and you will hear good news"

Move this to the Ladies lounge, this sort of touchy feely message is mainly sent by women.

TerryTibbs!

my name is jane.....i am 7 years old with black hair and red eyes. i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break no send bak sorry!

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My name is jenna.....i am 7 years old with blonde hair and scary eyes. i have no nose or ears.... i am dead. if you do not send this 15 people in the next 5 minutes i will appear tonight by your bed with a knife and kill you.. this is no joke Something good will happen to u 2nite at 9:22. This is not a joke some1 will either call u or will talk to u online and say that they love u. do not break!

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a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally.........

Jessica: Hey person.
Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to.
Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What's ur name again?
Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs?
Other girl: I can't really tell u.
Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I'm dead.
Jessica: What?
Other girl: I'm dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people.
Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name?
Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Mary: You really wanna know?
Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I"m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing!
Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.

The Next Day...

Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people. She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head. Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.

Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.

Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary

Angron

I don't get them any more.




I feel unloved

Sykk

TerryTibbs! wrote: »

rabble rabble

I thought that this was going to be thank worthy with a great story.. and instead of not reading it, I foolishly read all the smack talk with no punch line.

I shall bill you for the 45 seconds of my life back. Expect an invoice in the post.

themadchef

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Move this to the Ladies lounge, this sort of touchy feely message is mainly sent by women.

LMAO that would be a negative Creeps. Hung like a horse he is too. Cant figure it out.

Captain Darling

Never get them, bar the odd sh1te joke.

themadchef

kfallon wrote: »

What sort of a cunt sends these on eh???

All sorts, young, old, people praying for money, love, aliens to abduct them etc.

Captain Darling wrote: »

Never get them, bar the odd sh1te joke.

Careful what ya wish for :pac:

TheZohanS

Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly
diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of
being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not
sending out 50 billion ****ing chain letter forwards sent to me by
people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year
old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke
from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and
took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography
web site will get 6 ****ing cents every time you send me the letter.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send “his” email to $1000? How ****ing stupid are you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll
get laid by every Victoria’s Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch
of bull****.
So basically, this message is a big **** YOU to all the people out
there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain
which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country
by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year
2000, it’ll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest
continuous streak of blatant stupidity. **** them. If you’re going to
forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I’ve seen
all the “send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor,
wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from
some “omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. I don’t ****ing care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually
contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it’s your own
unpopularity.




P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends!

bob the bob

These get a one-word reply - "unsubscribe"

Really annoys the sender

AnonoBoy

If you do not forward this text to 15 people then your phone credit will not go down by 150 cent.

WallyGUFC

My name is Sophie. I am 8 and 3/4 years old. I'm an orphan and I'm haunted. Back in 1943 a German Luftwaffe pilot bombed my house, killing my whole family and my pet gerbil. My house fell over. I was homeless. Now I'm coming to get you.

If you don't send this to 300 friends in the next 15 seconds the Luftwaffe will come after you. Alternatively, they will threaten to rape you. Remember: I can see you, but you can't see me!! Get sending bbbbzzzz 2k11!

TheZohanS

Chef if someone sent me a text like that I'd politely tell them to feck off or I'd block their texts.

With 02 Ireland:

Block It is a free service that allows you to block certain numbers from texting you.

To get started, just text BLOCK IT START to 50216.

To block a number, just text the word BLOCK and the number to 50216, eg text "BLOCK 08512345678" to 50216 to block all texts from "08512345678". This will block all text, picture and video messages from this number. This also means you won't be able to send any messages to this number.

Guill

Make a wish!!!



























Really, go on and make one!!!

































Oh please.... theyll never go out with you!!!


































Wish something else!!!































Not that, you moron!!!




























Something else! Quick!!!





































Is your finger getting tired yet?






























STOP!!!!

Wasnt that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, heres what Ill do. First of all, if you dont send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of garbage. Its true! Because, you know, THIS letter isnt like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Heres how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*20 to 674,951 people: 20 to 674,951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and will napalm your house.

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!

themadchef

While we're on the subjet, copy and paste forming the basis of your entire post wrecks my fúcking head too!

Guill

While we're on the subjet, copy and paste forming the basis of your entire post wrecks my fúcking head also.

TheZohanS

Guill wrote: »

While we're on the subjet, copy and paste forming the basis of your entire post wrecks my fúcking head also.

What sort of a cunt sends these on eh???

themadchef

Guill wrote: »

While we're on the subjet, copy and paste forming the basis of your entire post wrecks my fúcking head also.

Too weird.