Take Me Out Talent Ideas

FrankAmazing

Going on take me out tomorrow and need ideas for a talent, anyone got any suggestions!?

For Forks Sake

FrankAmazing wrote: »

Going on take me out tomorrow and need ideas for a talent, anyone got any suggestions!?

You can kill Ray Foley with one shot?

El Weirdo

I'd say not being a complete twat would be a original talent for anyone on that show.

Pauleta

Do the helicopter with your willy

easyeason3

Yeah, give Foley a kick in the stones.

Hande hoche!

Drink a gallon of milk.

Aoifey!

Don't go on it?

holystungun9

golf ball, hose

Dravokivich

If you have to ask a bunch of strangers the day before... you're definately doing something wrong...

You're going onto a dating tv show and don't know what you're good at?

--LOS--

DONT SING, those people always do really bad.

sideswipe

Ping pong show?

starbelgrade

Stick your lad up Ray Foley's bum & ride him like a buckaroo.

And then go on the show & do a party piece.

Dunjohn

You need to develop a talent at half ten the night before? Christ, what were you like in college??

admiralofthefleet

eat an indian and drink a few pints of dark ale just before you go on

squod

Outragous whig ala steely dan. And sing the last bit of ''Rikki Don't Lose That Number''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbIIwH9VsjM

Rikki, don't lose that number
You don't wanna call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki, don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

Rikki, don't lose that number
(Rikki, don't lose that number)
Rikki, don't lose that number

Poor Craythur

starbelgrade wrote: »

Stick your lad up Ray Foley's bum & ride him like a buckaroo.

And then go on the show & do a party piece.

:D:D:D

gosuckonalemon

Bring on your mother and suck her cock...

Johro

FrankAmazing wrote: »

Going on take me out tomorrow and need ideas for a talent, anyone got any suggestions!?

Your name is Frank Amazing and you need ideas for 'a talent'?
Em.. Lying?
At the very least, wildly exaggerating.

stevejr

Strangle Ray Foley with his own ears...

Wolflikeme

Take a slash and write 'Frank Amazing' on stage with it.

jimthemental

Dress like a gobshíte and talk like a scumbag. Seems to do the job for a lot of women.

bnt

Did you ever see "Puppetry of the Pеnis"? Now those guys had talent - the things you could do with a bit of twisting and folding, I think that would definitely impress, well, some of the judges.

SomeFool

Sing this song......

RichieC

FrankAmazing wrote: »

Going on take me out tomorrow and need ideas for a talent, anyone got any suggestions!?

This question makes no sense to me...

Michael 09

SomeFool wrote: »

Sing this song......

F**k you for putting that song in my head!!!!!

Mr.Crinklewood

Do an impression of Fernando Torres.

Take the piss out of Take me out contestants.

Captain Darling

Do the Amazing Randy on it.

*tinkle tinkle*

Wolfe Tone

Stand there crotch thrusting

Mr.Crinklewood

Could you throw some cum at Ray Foley? Give us some sort of signal that you are doing it.

SomeFool

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Could you throw some cum at Ray Foley? Give us some sort of signal that you are doing it.

You'll know it's going to happen if he changes into a spiderman suit

For Forks Sake

if ever there was an appropriate use for Blast Him With Piss, it's this......

themadchef

Get yore ma to half knit a sock. Produce said sock, (with needles still attached) and tell her youre creative, artistic and can do plain and pearl

jimthemental

For Forks Sake wrote: »

if ever there was an appropriate use for Blast Him With Piss, it's this......

The man is such a pompous bell end he doesn't deserve the privilege.

For Forks Sake

jimthemental wrote: »

The man is such a pompous bell end he doesn't deserve the privilege.

never said it had to be human piss.

Reganio 2

Dance to 5,6,7,8 by Steps. Would win a date with me, but I am not on the show.... Nor a woman.

Professional Griefer

Square Dance.

Never fails..

Hank_Jones

Be honest and tell them you have no talent whatsoever.

Then, when the awkward silence comes, let one rip.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Tell your version of "The Aristocrats"

Look at this for pointers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKGHVA6rb0

holystungun9

Don some spandex and do the 'Call on me' dance routine, pelvic thrusts = turned on ladies.

Jigglypuff

Give a girl a calculator, tell her to divide 22/7, then proceed to recite Pi to as many decimal points as possible "3.14159265......" They'll be well impressed.

Laika1986

You could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore that would buy some time

General General

Jigglypuff wrote: »

Give a girl a calculator, tell her to divide 22/7, then proceed to recite Pi to as many decimal points as possible "3.14159265......" They'll be well impressed.

I think he'll find that 22/7 is not a very accurate approximation of 'Pi'.

landsleaving

General General wrote: »

I think he'll find that 22/7 is not a very accurate approximation of 'Pi'.

Jesus, it's a bloody pokemon, a big fat pink one at that, cut it some slack. It's only supposed to be able to say it's own name.

General General

landsleaving wrote: »

Jesus, it's a bloody pokemon, a big fat pink one at that, cut it some slack. It's only supposed to be able to say it's own name.

I just feel that the little c*nt needs to be made aware that 'it' shouldn't be handing out advice without first checking the facts.

You wouldn't catch Pikachu up to that sh*t.

SomeFool

landsleaving wrote: »

Jesus, it's a bloody pokemon, a big fat pink one at that, cut it some slack. It's only supposed to be able to say it's own name.

But it's song is nearly as annoying as........









.... nah can't bring myself to post that link again

Saila

say you can do the sound effects of a horse, bring 2 cocconuts.

Jayob10

Have facial reconstructive surgery to make yourself undeniably good looking

Then deadpan, tell the girls you have killed more people than Ted Bundy.

Of course no lights will go out. Women love a bad boy. And you are also now good looking