My job is so unbelievable!!!

EKRIUQ · 12-04-2011 5:57pm #1

Ok, I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the people I work with.

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be girl. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as thick as a plank, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next woman is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbo because every time we drive by the Woodies, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the dope head. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is stoned before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22! He dresses like a hippy throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ass dog to work. Every bloody day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive these clowns around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff like that.

Mena · 12-04-2011 5:59pm

3/10

mikemac · 12-04-2011 6:15pm

1/10

RachaelVO · 12-04-2011 6:21pm

Fred, your joke is dead...:pac:

AnnyHallsal · 12-04-2011 7:18pm

I am so annoyed I wasted thirty seconds of my life reading that :mad:

chillywilly · 12-04-2011 7:25pm

You pesky kids :mad:

Chessala · 12-04-2011 8:10pm

What an unbelievable stupid thread...grow up please

Kaneda_ · 12-04-2011 8:14pm

Its actually kind of funny, Bravo!

Daniel S · 12-04-2011 8:17pm

EKRIUQ wrote: »

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be girl. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as thick as a plank, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

You married?