Tuesday

MonkieSocks

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona , when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a lift.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said:

"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade!"

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Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day.

It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He asked, "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She replied, "There's a whole shelf of it.

Would you like some?"

He said, "Oh yes, Il take 5 loaves."


She admonished, "My goodness! 5 loaves?

By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it.

Everybody knows about this sh#it but me."