Galway Singles

Wompa1

Play this song while reading:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

Alright all you Cool single cats out there. There's been a need for a Galway singles thread for some time ooooooohhh yeahhhh and so I took it upon myself to make things funky, sexy, cool!

Can't keep that up for the whole post!...there's a joke in there somewhere.

Boards admins probably wouldn't take too kindly to people hooking up on here and this becoming a cheap, sleazy dating website but maybe it could be a good place to vent about being single in Galway. Tips, tricks and places to avoid for picking people up or dating. What say you!?

mikom

Wompa1 wrote: »

Tips, tricks

Ladies, if you enjoy long backrubs and firm massages, consider dating ugly, lonely Galwegian men.
They tend to have the strongest wrists, fingers, and forearms.

Wompa1

mikom wrote: »

Ladies, if you enjoy long backrubs and firm massages, consider dating ugly, lonely Galwegian men.
They tend to have the strongest wrists, fingers, and forearms.

Ha Ha years of self pleasuring has left us ugly trolls with forearms like Popeye and a grip like a python.

Is self deprecating humor attractive...No wait, it's self confidence. I always mix those two up :P

biko

We have a sexy flirty forum just for this kind of stuff.

Wompa1

biko wrote: »

We have a sexy flirty forum just for this kind of stuff.

Thanks Biko! Never knew this place existed! My day just got that bit better

Karona

So is there no nice galwegian men out there??:(

Wompa1

Karona wrote: »

So is there no nice galwegian men out there??:(

I live in Galway and I'm a man. Some people have said I'm nice before. Check, Check and Check!

Karona

Wompa1

What do you guys think of the singles scene in Galway?

Galway K9

Karona wrote: »

So is there no nice galwegian men out there??:(

Yes ha

Karona

really? Is there some hope?:D

TheCosmicFrog

Karona wrote: »

really? Is there some hope?:D

Are there any nice women?

I too know the fall from grace that is relationship to single status. This thread shall remain open in a tab... :cool:

Dull and Boring

I walked through town today and wondered where all the sexy Galway people had gone to, turns out you were all on here;)

Wompa1

Dull and Boring wrote: »

I walked through town today and wondered where all the sexy Galway people had gone to, turns out you were all on here;)

Oh You! tee hee hee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8j3x3GzxY

Dull and Boring

You hooked me at ''cheap and sleazy'' in your first post;) heehee:D

Wompa1

Dull and Boring wrote: »

You hooked me at ''cheap and sleazy'' in your first post;) heehee:D

Ha Ha Nice! We need more single people so we can decide what bar to take over. It will be like a who's who of who cares

Dull and Boring

Let the mass seduction of Galway begin

Wompa1

Dull and Boring wrote: »

Let the mass seduction of Galway begin

Awwwww yeah! We can change the Galway Dating scene from trips to the cinema or meeting with groups of friends around to something a bit more mature!

TheCosmicFrog

Is there anything that says we have to be cheap and sleazy? Can't I just continue being sleazy as usual?

Dull and Boring

Wompa1 wrote: »

Awwwww yeah! We can change the Galway Dating scene from trips to the cinema or meeting with groups of friends around to something a bit more mature!

An orgy in Eyre Square?

TheCosmicFrog wrote: »

Is there anything that says we have to be cheap and sleazy? Can't I just continue being sleazy as usual?

Well sleazy is better than nothing but Wompa might get more ladies then you since he is willing to go cheap and sleazy

Galway K9

Dull and Boring wrote: »

I walked through town today and wondered where all the sexy Galway people had gone to, turns out you were all on here;)

look at the charmer!:rolleyes:

Sarky

Since Tar and I left Galway, there haven't really been any attractive people there.

Dull and Boring

Galway K9 wrote: »

look at the charmer!:rolleyes:

Dammit, I knew I should have went with sleazy instead:(

RolandIRL

why aren't you sleazy to me, DB? :P

Dull and Boring

whiteman19 wrote: »

why aren't you sleazy to me, DB? :P

Am I not?:D

RolandIRL

MOAR sleaze

jimbobaloobob

Single galwegian and male here

only singles ive found in the front door, buskers and dail were in the change though:(

confuseddotcom

were where?!

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Single galwegian and male here

only singles ive found in the front door, buskers and dail were in the change though:(

jimbobaloobob

now im confused dot com

sxt

Tar can speak Galwegian fluently

confuseddotcom

me too cuz' that's my name.

jimbobaloobob

now im totally confussed!!

confuseddotcom

about what do tell .....

Dull and Boring

whiteman19 wrote: »

MOAR sleaze

*licks Whiteman's hair*

Storminateacup

How is anyone single in galway.

Sarky

Tar moved to Dublin.

Storminateacup

I know, rawr. The ladies in trinity knew all about it!

But seriously - out of all the party colleges, galways obviously the least fussy when it comes to the tippin.

DRINK TIL SHE LOOKS GOOD

TerMack

Scary after 12 years with the same loser!

confuseddotcom

Storminateacup wrote: »

I know, rawr. The ladies in trinity knew all about it!

But seriously - out of all the party colleges, galways obviously the least fussy when it comes to the tippin.

DRINK TIL SHE LOOKS GOOD

How's it I only saw this post now??! Tsk tsk.

Sarky

Trinity is also the worst place to go if you're worried about getting syphilis, I read recently. True story.

Storminateacup

The gift that keeps on giving. True dat.