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Fallen

  • 10-04-2011 2:24pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
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    There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
    One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'

    This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

    A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

    "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."

    The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"

    Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two women & take them to their separate hotel rooms.
    The 1st dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again! One, two, three, uh," all night long.

    In the morning, the 2nd dwarf asks the 1st "How did it go?"

    The 1st mutters "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

    The 2nd dwarf shook his head & says "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed….."

    An blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to on her head.

    The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!" The blonde replies, "Shut up! You're next!"


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