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''I married a truck and our sex life is amazing''

SparkyTech · 2011-04-09 14:09:51

Link to said article from this weeks Closer mag. How the hell does a woman make love to a ford truck when the clutch is not in gear ;)?

09-04-2011 02:09PM

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Link to said article from this weeks Closer mag.

How the hell does a woman make love to a ford truck when the clutch is not in gear ?

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#2 09-04-2011 02:10PM

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Not as bad as the guy who got f*cked in the arse by a horse and died of internal injuries

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#3 09-04-2011 02:13PM

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orourkeda wrote: »

Not as bad as the guy who got f*cked in the arse by a horse and died of internal injuries

Thought that was a woman?

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#4 09-04-2011 02:14PM

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Lucky truck.

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#5 09-04-2011 02:14PM

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She would want to make sure its unleadded otherwise she will have little tikes

or else just wear a catalythic convertor :rolleyes:

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#6 09-04-2011 02:16PM

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jimthemental wrote: »

Thought that was a woman?

I cant say I've watched it but I'm pretty sure it was a bloke.

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#7 09-04-2011 02:17PM

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Just had a read of the article there. Sounds like she has more mileage on her than the truck.

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#8 09-04-2011 02:21PM

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Does she stick the exhaust pipe up her fanny?

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#9 09-04-2011 02:22PM

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sure i know plenty of women who get turned on by inanimate objects...

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#10 09-04-2011 02:23PM

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jimthemental wrote: »

Thought that was a woman?

Either way...

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#11 09-04-2011 02:24PM

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I'd say he doesn't love her back and he only married her for her money.

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#12 09-04-2011 02:25PM

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orourkeda wrote: »

Does she stick the exhaust pipe up her fanny?

The exhaust on those trucks would leave her fanny looking like a wizards sleeve.

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#13 09-04-2011 02:25PM

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orourkeda wrote: »

I cant say I've watched it but I'm pretty sure it was a bloke.

Well i HAVE watched. And yes it was a bloke.

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#14 09-04-2011 02:28PM

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orourkeda wrote: »

Not as bad as the guy who got f*cked in the arse by a horse and died of internal injuries

is that a true story or horse sh*t?

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#15 09-04-2011 02:33PM

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Probably the worse ever magazine available to the public, the ad for it always pisses me off too with that gay guy being really enthusiatic about nothing stories about nothing people... Women soak up some amount of ****..

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#16 09-04-2011 02:34PM

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sunflower27 wrote: »

is that a true story or horse sh*t?

It's absolutely true. He was horsed out of it.

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#17 09-04-2011 02:35PM

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W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

The exhaust on those trucks would leave her fanny looking like a wizards sleeve.

Very true. I'd say they'd rip the burger out of her alright

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#18 09-04-2011 02:38PM

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This is true love. Our sex life is fantastic and we talk all the time.

She does realise it's a truck?

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#19 09-04-2011 02:44PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjeqlmb7Ri8

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#20 09-04-2011 02:47PM

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Well a woman is like driving a truck after all - you put the boot down and she responds quicker.

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#21 09-04-2011 02:48PM

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I wouldn't mind shoving my drive shaft in her!

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#22 09-04-2011 03:50PM

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

:eek::eek::eek:

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#23 09-04-2011 03:56PM

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I wonder if she ever feels guilty and remorseful after riding a bus?

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#24 09-04-2011 04:09PM

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Phoenix Park wrote: »

Well i HAVE watched. And yes it was a bloke.

Mr Hands?

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#25 09-04-2011 08:14PM

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LondonIrish90 wrote: »

I wonder if she ever feels guilty and remorseful after riding a bus?

Nah. Wouldn't know the right route to take

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#26 09-04-2011 08:32PM

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How would one go about disguising oneself as a Ford truck in California?

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#27 12-04-2011 04:00PM

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CONVOY!!!!!!

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#28 12-04-2011 04:19PM

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QuinnC88 wrote: »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

:eek::eek::eek:

from article:
"This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years"

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#29 12-04-2011 04:22PM

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sunflower27 wrote: »

is that a true story or horse sh*t?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

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#30 12-04-2011 04:46PM

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Wolfe Tone wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

That's pretty disturbing. I had seen the video and heard the rumours but never knew it was true.

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#31 12-04-2011 04:51PM

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This is weird. I remember seeing a few minutes of a documentary before (think it was channel 4) and the guy snook out and had sex with the camera crews car when they were asleep :eek:

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#32 12-04-2011 04:55PM

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if the truck is rocking...
don't come knocking

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#33 12-04-2011 04:57PM

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jimthemental wrote: »

Thought that was a woman?

Bet ya feel bad for fappin' off to that vid now

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#34 12-04-2011 05:01PM

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*Wonders if he'll get banned for posting that picture of the guy, wearing the red corset and suspenders that's balls deep in the exhaust of a corolla*

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#35 19-05-2011 06:32PM

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ok...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4OEgWbH5DMQ/TZXM1Sb-lJI/AAAAAAAAAK8/pB7s0jXBwYo/s1600/truck.jpeg

:pac:

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#36 19-05-2011 06:34PM

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056273894

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#37 19-05-2011 06:48PM

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jimthemental wrote: »

Thought that was a woman?

No, it was definately a horse

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#38 19-05-2011 06:53PM

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It's a nice truck all the same, I see what she is getting at.

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#39 19-05-2011 07:06PM

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"This is true love, our sex life is fantastic and we talk all the time" lmao

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