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Developing menstrual cycle (male)

  • 09-04-2011 12:29pm
    #1
    HungryJoey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,192 ✭✭✭


    Hey,

    I've been dieting so long now that I feel like I'm developing a menstrual cycle, I'm also afraid I might start lactating soon.
    I'm a guy.
    Help?


Comments

  • #2
    Naikon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,564 ✭✭✭Naikon


    Lay off the estrogen.


  • #3
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Bloody hell.


  • #4
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    WTF????????//:eek::confused:


  • #5
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Well.........Holy god ! :eek::pac:


  • #6
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    HungryJoey wrote: »
    Hey,

    I've been dieting so long now that I feel like I'm developing a menstrual cycle, I'm also afraid I might start lactating soon.
    I'm a guy.
    Help?

    This you OP? Not Safe For Anyone


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  • #7
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    It's your own fault, eating Müller Light depletes Testosterone .. and fast.


  • #8
    Kadongy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    bleeding out your penis is not from menstruation. You almost certainly have an infection and need to go to the doctor.


  • #9
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,764 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    HungryJoey wrote: »
    Hey,

    I've been dieting so long now that I feel like I'm developing a menstrual cycle, I'm also afraid I might start lactating soon.
    I'm a guy.
    Help?

    There is no need to worry. Although you have already starrted talking bollox, you do not need to be concerned until you lose the ability to park a car.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #10
    Odaise Gaelach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Odaise Gaelach


    HungryJoey wrote: »
    Hey,

    I've been dieting so long now that I feel like I'm developing a menstrual cycle, I'm also afraid I might start lactating soon.
    I'm a guy.
    Help?

    Grow a pair...?


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Man up


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  • #12
    Fremen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Somebody get that man a bacon sandwich. Stat!


  • #13
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Grow a pair.

    In your case, seems you have a choice of what pair to grow.


  • #14
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    Having your own pair of tits needn't be bad, you can play with them all day long! :D


  • #15
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,764 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Odaise Gaelach wrote: »
    Grow a pair...?

    He is growing a pair, this is the problem...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #16
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Get yourself down to the chipper sharpish.


  • #17
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    or Hooters.


  • #18
    scum01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭scum01


    shoot some form of animal, usually helps me feel better when i think i'm turning into a woman!


  • #19
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    According to your username you've been dieting since November 2004. I'm afraid its too late for you.
    But at least humanity will know if childbirth or being kicked in the sack is worse.


  • #20
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    HungryJoey wrote: »
    Hey,

    I've been dieting so long now that I feel like I'm developing a menstrual cycle, I'm also afraid I might start lactating soon.
    I'm a guy.
    Help?

    Don't worry about lactating, the diet will help lose those breasts soon.


  • #21
    PrincessLola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭PrincessLola


    You're menstrating? like out your dick? :confused: Or have you grown a vagina?


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