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OLYMPIC CONDOMS

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  • 09-04-2011 9:44am
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    Sunnyisland
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    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

    "Olympic condoms?", she asks, "What makes them so special?"

    "There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

    "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

    "Gold of course," says the man proudly.

    The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.":rolleyes:;)
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    trad
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    What do you call 365 condoms?

    A Goodyear


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