So, I'm single again....

strobe

If you were me what would you do... bear in mind I'm not mad on killing myself or doing my Ma?

(poll incoming. I will genuinely take your Polish advice Ah, or Latvian advice, whatever.)

Links234

Ring her and tell her I'm eating her half of the pizza.

strobe wrote: »

If you were me what would you do...

tub of Ben & Jerry's

Saila

coke and hookers

testicle

Have a ****

General General

Weed.

The following would be (more(?)) appropriate if you'd just lost your job... but it's still worth a click..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJzOGJfCVh0

pragmatic1

Male or female?

epgc3fyqirnbsx

enjoy it

no phone calls, scratch your balls in peace, not having to do something you don't want to do, staying in when you want, going out when you want, not having to centre your plans around someone, staring when you want etc etc

all the good things really

enjoy

Is Cuma Liom

Deep breath and a hot cup of tea.

Pauleta

Get a 6pack and some pizza and listen to some of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soDZBW-1P04

And when you finish off your 6pack give her a text. You know its a good idea. Whats the worst that can happen.

Adam

oh snap!

Sticky_Fingers

Replace the fourth letter in your username with a k to get in the mood for all the self loving your going to have to give yourself until you find someone else.

TeddyTedson

Travel the world.....and the seven seas

Put your best clothes on, brush your teeth, gel your hair, and get down to the local nightclub in time for closing. Wait outside the main exit and have your pick of the ladies!

(Note; try to avoid picking the same woman again!)

WindSock

Take to rolling. Roll around on the floor, on the grass, on the street. It's amazing! And I don't mean weed! Drugs are for punks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J89mlUqUnM

Or you can make a sport of it!

Columbia

Live well and be happy, they hate that.

Glico Man

strobe wrote: »

If you were me what would you do... bear in mind I'm not mad on killing myself or doing my Ma?

(poll incoming. I will genuinely take your Polish advice Ah, or Latvian advice, whatever.)

Wanna go on a man date? You know, go-karting, paintballing, bowling then finish off drinking like mad men...



















I'm so lonely dammit :pac:

Poor Craythur

Contemplate my life thus far.

Chemicals, first thing to do is ALWAYS fill yourself full of chemicals to take the edge off the initial shock.

francie81

If their was no 'soulmate' feeling tap yourself on the back and enjoy the single life which seems to be the way these days am certainly content with Me, Myself & I

TeddyTedson

How do you feel about rape?
Perhaps you could light a few candles and lock yourself under your stairs and beat yourself off all night long...

ottostreet

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Replace the fourth letter in your username with a k to get in the mood for all the self loving your going to have to give yourself until you find someone else.

strkbe?

Yakult

Amsterdam and some mushies. Happy days. I'll go with

Darlughda

Ring her and tell her I'm eating her half of the pizza.

No man on this planet ever deserved to be single more than you, Strobe.

Good on yer woman for enjoying bigger and better men than you.Ha ha!:)

And by the way, no more nasty pms, bitter boy. They do get reported.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Darlughda wrote: »

No man on this planet ever deserved to be single more than you, Strobe.

Good on yer woman for enjoying bigger and better men than you.Ha ha!:)

And by the way, no more nasty pms, bitter boy. They do get reported.

jaysis

Poor Craythur

Contemplate my life thus far.

I'm still confused to what OP means by Polish or Latvian advice.

Does he mean how to score 'em or is he being all PC and "inclusive". I hope it's the former!

dark crystal

Get a couple of mutual friends to text her tomorrow evening saying you won the lotto....

...then take bets on how long it takes her to call you.

It will pass the time and might make you a few quid into the bargain. It's a win/win situation.

Oranage2

I would post it on all the social networking sites i frequent.

chillywilly

Fill myself full of chemicals.

Disappointed the poll isn't multi choice.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

chillywilly wrote: »

Disappointed the poll isn't multi choice.

yeah but then you're not multi-choice either are ya

chillywilly

Fill myself full of chemicals.

Emmy Rough Macrame wrote: »

yeah but then you're not multi-choice either are ya

okay

Aoifey!

Fill myself full of chemicals.

I KNOW!

Begin by filling yourself full of chemicals, soon enough you will begin to contemplate your life thus far. Next, a cry and a fap are in order. The final step can happen either during or after this fap (I would go for during for added effect), when you ring her and tell her you're eating her half of the pizza.

Abi

Links234 wrote: »

tub of Ben & Jerry's

Take that sexy ass over to TLL Linksy :pac:



OP, few scoops to get ya over the shock, go out with friends etc. Enjoy being single again.

OutlawPete

VideoBox subscription and one of these.

Darlughda

Ring her and tell her I'm eating her half of the pizza.

Emmy Rough Macrame wrote: »

jaysis

Tis true Slasher. Strobe is not a nice boy. In fact Strobe has sent nasty pm to moi, therefore I do rejoice that Strobe is single as obviously girlfriend has copped on to the kind of person he really is. :eek:

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Honestly, a weekend to yourself. With smoke if that your thing.

Watch the Godfatjer trilogy, LOTR trilogy, Star wars trilogy, go to work and realise that all was good having done that single and then you're faced with a free weekend.

FREE

Maybe I'm biased, well I am, but just enjoy your freedom. Everyone is different though, I'm delighted single but others aren't.

BUT it is a proven fact (by me and my mates) that once you come out of a relationship you can pull before and behine you for a good month before entering a dought to kill all droughts.

So enjoy this month, it's gonna be a good one. Then come back when you're frinking a bottle of JD, in the dark, staring into the fireplace and sending inappropriate text messages and we'll cross that bridge then

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Darlughda wrote: »

Tis true Slasher. Strobe is not a nice boy. In fact Strobe has sent nasty pm to moi, therefore I do rejoice that Strobe is single as obviously girlfriend has copped on to the kind of person he really is. :eek:

maybe I'm naive but I thought we were all lovely here

Darlughda

Ring her and tell her I'm eating her half of the pizza.

Emmy Rough Macrame wrote: »

maybe I'm naive but I thought we were all lovely here

You may be indeed. But Strobe certainly is not.

Ruu_Old

Go travelling.

Sharpshooter

Darlughda wrote: »

No man on this planet ever deserved to be single more than you, Strobe.

Good on yer woman for enjoying bigger and better men than you.Ha ha!:)

And by the way, no more nasty pms, bitter boy. They do get reported.

Did you report them?:pac:

Darlughda wrote: »

Tis true Slasher. Strobe is not a nice boy. In fact Strobe has sent nasty pm to moi, therefore I do rejoice that Strobe is single as obviously girlfriend has copped on to the kind of person he really is. :eek:

Again, did you report it?

maybe I'm naive but I thought we were all lovely here

Darlughda wrote: »

You may be indeed. But Strobe certainly is not.

Take any grievance you have with Strobe to Pm.

Thread closed!

And if I'm wrong in closing, let me know.:)