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Life or death scenario - this could save...

07-04-2011 11:55pm

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Dangerous Man

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... your life but it's not very likely. Anyway - so let's say that you've been kidnapped by Black people from Norway and they tell you that you're going to die unless you have sexual intercourse with an animal. Which animal would you choose?

What to do - which animal would you screw? 11 votes

Doberman Pinscher

0%

Narwhal Whale

0%

Coyote

0%

Zebra

0%

Alpaca

27%

$DonkeyStyle \o/$ 3 votes

Common Pig

0%

Capybara

18%

2 votes

Anaconda

0%

Giant Turtle

0%

Proboscis Monkey

0%

Tapir

18%

2 votes

Kangaroo

0%

Kodiak Bear

18%

2 votes

Stingray

0%

Gazelle

0%

Hammerhead Shark

0%

Cheetah

0%

Giant Panda

9%

1 vote

Baboon

0%

Sloth

9%

1 vote

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#2 07-04-2011 11:56pm

squod

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A unicorn.

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#3 07-04-2011 11:56pm

KeithM89_old

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Megan Fox :pac:

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#4 07-04-2011 11:58pm

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Dangerous Man wrote: »

Which animal would you choose?

A human.

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#5 08-04-2011 12:01am

Aoifey!

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Tapir
Yore Ma!

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#6 08-04-2011 12:01am

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Aoifey! wrote: »

Yore Ma!

Yore Da!

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#7 08-04-2011 12:03am

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I'd pick one that was extinct. Problem solved.

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#8 08-04-2011 12:04am

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Rabbit from 1980s Cadbury's Caramel ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

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#9 08-04-2011 12:04am

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I'd pick one that was extinct. Problem solved.

Isn't there a stuffed Dodo in the natural history museum ?

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#10 08-04-2011 12:04am

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Dangerous Man wrote: »

... your life but it's not very likely. Anyway - so let's say that you've been kidnapped by Black people from Norway and they tell you that you're going to die unless you have sexual intercourse with an animal. Which animal would you choose?

Why are they black? And why is it a capital B? Is it Black Jesus?

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#11 08-04-2011 12:08am

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Spunge wrote: »

Isn't there a stuffed Dodo in the natural history museum ?

If that's the case, it'll probably be getting stuffed again so.

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#12 08-04-2011 12:08am

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namelessguy wrote: »

Why are they black? And why is it a capital B? Is it Black Jesus?

Surname. Jesus.

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#13 08-04-2011 12:10am

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Can I only pick one?

Most of the animals on that list are damn sexy.

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#14 08-04-2011 12:10am

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I'd tell them to start digging. (My grave). (Because I don't sleep with animals).

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#15 08-04-2011 12:14am

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The whale is the only one big enough to take my flute

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#16 08-04-2011 12:22am

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orourkeda wrote: »

The whale is the only one big enough to take my flute

But the sloth is the only one lazy enough to not say "no".

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#17 08-04-2011 12:25am

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I thought sheep would have been on yore pole somewhere

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#18 08-04-2011 12:27am

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Saila wrote: »

I thought sheep would have been on yore pole somewhere

Meh.

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#19 08-04-2011 12:27am

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starbelgrade wrote: »

But the sloth is the only one lazy enough to not say "no".

The turtle isnt getting away that quickly either

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#20 08-04-2011 12:28am

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Saila wrote: »

I thought sheep would have been on yore pole somewhere

They'll be on someones pole alright

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#21 08-04-2011 12:29am

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The turtle would be good for some slow (said in a Barry White voice) lovin'.

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#22 08-04-2011 12:30am

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Dudess wrote: »

The turtle would be good for some slow (said in a Barry White voice) lovin'.

I shagged a turtle once.

Very shy creatures. Takes them a long time to come out of their shell.

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#23 08-04-2011 12:31am

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Kodiak Bear
ye can get a lovely footjob of a kangaroo

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#24 08-04-2011 12:31am

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cheetah, youd never catch one to have to go through with it

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#25 08-04-2011 12:31am

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Saila wrote: »

I thought sheep would have been on yore pole somewhere

There's an Alpaca - they're sheep...ish.

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#26 08-04-2011 12:42am

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Haven't we all shagged a pig or two in our time

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