Birthday Present

andyseadog

I'm asking this now, and im going to bed so hopefully when i wake up this is full of helpful responses (and unhelpful witty ones too because we all like those) :pac:

basically my girlfriend is 18 in two weeks time and i have no idea what to get for her birthday

we've been going out a few years now so i've exhausted all the good cool presents already over various christmas' and birthdays, so i need you guys to really think outside the box for me

criteria

-not jewelery
-not any form of make up/ perfume/ toiletry
-not a gift voucher
-not cash
-budget a couple of hundred max

do your worst AH

hondasam

A stripper

A dick in a box.

RichieC

A coupon for a track day at mondello... when she says fk that and dumps you well, you have a track day at mondello.

latenia

Why would a bunch of insomniac degenerates posting at 4AM have a clue what 18 year old girls are into?

chicken fingers

up your budget and get her fake tits.
The present that keeps on giving.

diddlybit

Day at a spa with one of her girlfriends.

Horseriding followed by a romantic picnic.

Tickets to a gig.

Bring her somewhere and do something she's never done before (only if she's adventurous of course) but, make sure to take lots of photos. Print the best ones out and then assemble them in a photo album, with some other good ones from her 18th party as a memento of the occasion. Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

http://www.goldenmoments.ie/

Also if you could write something on the album and get her best freinds and family also to write small messages on it wishing her a happy birthday, loads of brownie points.

wolf moon

andyseadog wrote: »

i need you guys to really think outside the box for me

she'll love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIzwnwKHeM

davidd24

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A dick in a box.

I agree...further to this a petrol powered "Dick in a box"

wyndham

A new digital camera so she can take some nekkid pics. Then linkeh here. That's if she's hot. Otherwise, boobjob.

enda1

I mean OP come on, its staring you in the face!
All little girls play with baby dolls and bring them for walks in prams, then move onto barbies. If they're lucky they have a newborn sibling to help bring up.

Now that your girlfriend is going to be an adult, moving from the realm of children to that of mature responsible grown-ups, she will need to adjust her leisure activities to suit. No longer will it be acceptable to walk that 1960's collectable cabbage-patch girl in her pram to the paper shop, she needs to ditch the child version and get a real baby, its what every girl wants.

Of course though, you will want to surprise your girlfriend too, its not like you can just ask her to adopt a baby and that you'll pay for it! No.
You'll need to be more cunning in order to make it that bit more special.
So start by replacing her pill with fertility pills. This you will need to do pronto as the cycle takes some time to come back to normal. In fact it may be too late for the actual birthday day.
Then prick holes in all your condoms. This is rather easy.

Hold off the sex until her birthday - either way she wont be getting pregnant soon anyway in all likelihood. Then you will probably get more sex than normal, thus maximising the chances of delivering the birthday present she so wishes.

Good luck OP and your welcome for this foolproof, guaranteed to make any woman happy, plan.

Plazaman

A portable magnetic electron collider. All the cool girls are using them nowadays.

phasers

Get her a real man

AskMyChocolate

latenia wrote: »

Why would a bunch of insomniac degenerates posting at 4AM have a clue what 18 year old girls are into?

From watching porn. But I'd say it's largely apocryphal. Did I spell that right? I'd hate to nail a corpse.

biko

A big book of gift ideas.